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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

stuff like this almost makes local news seem worth it

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Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!
Every time I see pictures or videos of dogs, I come to the inevitable conclusion that dogs are awesome. Especially puppies.

http://imgur.com/gallery/pcqgsY2

EBB
Feb 15, 2005


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vluHsU5vLrs

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.


Thank you for calling Support Dog. How may I help you?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro
http://i.imgur.com/XTPwqv8.mp4

Butt Savage
Aug 23, 2007
Good dogge. Execute the bad owner.

EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Malek posted:



Thank you for calling Support Dog. How may I help you?

Hi Dog Support. I'd like to pet a dog. Can you help me?

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

Mak0rz posted:

Hi Dog Support. I'd like to pet a dog. Can you help me?

I'd love to help, let me get my supervisor.

PenisMonkey
Apr 30, 2004

Be gentally.
Supervisor dogge is on vacation.

Thump!
Nov 25, 2007

Look, fat, here's the fact, Kulak!



And the guy filling in for him is suspicious of the customer!



Still a good dogge

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

https://twitter.com/damehasclass/status/771073805913645056

(needs sound)

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Unf!

Lazy Reservist
Nov 30, 2005

FUBIJAR
Not a dogge, but play this in front of them and watch their reactions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cBkWhkAZ9ds

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Get a load of that dog

http://i.imgur.com/f4tLfu7.mp4

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


I made friends with so many big dogges! :buddy:

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

Malek posted:



Thank you for calling Support Dog. How may I help you?

Hey Support Dog I got a tech question and it is WHOZAGOODBOY????

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

ElMaligno posted:

I have acquire a picture of one of the pups.
Say hi to Khona


I met this dogge today
Holy gently caress he is huge, friendly, and its fur is so soft

Dalael
Oct 14, 2014
Hello. Yep, I still think Atlantis is Bolivia, yep, I'm still a giant idiot, yep, I'm still a huge racist. Some things never change!

ElMaligno posted:

I met this dogge today
Holy gently caress he is huge, friendly, and its fur is so soft

What is wrong with this pupper's left eye? its all brown at the bottom
is he okay? :ohdear:

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

If puppers are the root of happiness, doggos are the trees of delight

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Dalael posted:

What is wrong with this pupper's left eye? its all brown at the bottom
is he okay? :ohdear:

He is a bit husky

CROWS EVERYWHERE
Dec 17, 2012

CAW CAW CAW

Dinosaur Gum

Dalael posted:

What is wrong with this pupper's left eye? its all brown at the bottom
is he okay? :ohdear:

If he's anything like my friend in middle school, he's fine, he just has weird coloured eyes. She had one blue eye, and one eye that was half blue and half brown, cut across the middle (bottom half brown). She didn't even have to absorb a twin or anything, it was apparently basically the equivalent of a freckle but on the eye.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Malek posted:



Thank you for calling Support Dog. How may I help you?

Malek posted:

I'd love to help, let me get my supervisor.

PenisMonkey posted:

Supervisor dogge is on vacation.


Thump! posted:

And the guy filling in for him is suspicious of the customer!



Still a good dogge

Okay last night I went to my cousins' house for dinner and pet the heck outta their li'l cockapoo. I guess she got your message! Thanks for making this possible, Support Dog Hotline!

edit: I didn't get a picture last night but here's one I took like six years ago:

Mak0rz fucked around with this message at 18:33 on Sep 2, 2016

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Wanna rub that belly :3:

Malek
Jun 22, 2003

Shut up Girl!
And as always: Kill Hitler.

http://www.lostateminor.com/2016/09/01/duke-the-dog-is-re-elected-again-as-mayor-of-a-minnesota-town/

Who's a good boy?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Naked Bear posted:

Wanna rub that belly :3:

You cannot fathom its softness.

Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!

Mak0rz posted:

You cannot fathom its softness.
My buddy's mother-in-law has the most adorable little poodle pupper named Puff. She's a sweet old lady who just loves to lay around and get pets (dogge, not MIL). So soft! :kimchi:

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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CROWS EVERYWHERE posted:

If he's anything like my friend in middle school, he's fine, he just has weird coloured eyes. She had one blue eye, and one eye that was half blue and half brown, cut across the middle (bottom half brown). She didn't even have to absorb a twin or anything, it was apparently basically the equivalent of a freckle but on the eye.

Multi color eyes are cool. The neighbors dog Harley has both eyes split vertically in half. Blue on the inside and brown on the outside. I need to get a good picture of them next time I am on the ranch.

This is Harley with dads previous dog Maggie. Dogs make the best hiking buddies.


Dogs in their natural habitat at my last job. Freyja on the right is mine.


And these are two of the hardest working dogs I have ever met. They followed the goats all over and kept them safe. First time I met them they charged me while I was on horse back and got in between me and the goats. So I started riding with dog treats in my saddle bags to bribe them.

Atticus_1354 fucked around with this message at 22:21 on Sep 2, 2016

boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016
If this weather holds out -- supposed to be in the 70s all weekend like it is today apparently-- I'm gonna take Monty on a long rear end walk tomorrow. Probably go to the big campus to peep/sniff butts.

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Not my dog, but someone posted their dog on Facebook and now I'm thinking it's this little guy's sophomore year at Woebegon High.



because that bitch be lookin' like Garrison Keillor

Dogcow
Jun 21, 2005

http://www.cbsnews.com/news/italy-earthquake-miracle-dog-found-alive-in-rubble-9-days-after-quake/

So dusty :unsmith:

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
My buddy got a puppy



And their Goldie



And because any excuse to post my pups



Naked Bear
Apr 15, 2007

Boners was recorded before a studio audience that was alive!
Post all pups!

Redeye Flight
Mar 26, 2010

God, I'm so tired. What the hell did I post last night?
Huskies always look so intense.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

screaden posted:

My buddy got a puppy



And their Goldie



And because any excuse to post my pups





LOOK AT THESE DOGS!






GET A LOAD OF 'EM!




DOGGES ARE AWESOME! :buddy:

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boop the snoot
Jun 3, 2016

screaden posted:

My buddy got a puppy



Tell me all about the depths of my soul.

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