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Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
Am I a bad person if I kinda want to enslave that dude? Like just for a couple weeks or so. :ohdear:

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ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh my god, that skin, those fingernails. I want to marry him and make beautiful daughters.

Or more sons that look like someone has fused an 8 year old's head to an adult's body

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I also want to enslave that review guy

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!

Those pictures of him creeped me the gently caress out, but watching the actual video he just seems like a really friendly dude. He just happens to look like a 9 year old boy who looks like Imogen Poots.

When he's in his 60's he'll probably still look the same, same smooth skin and face, he'll just have gray hair like he dyed it or something.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
He's just a very friendly lad

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


King Vidiot posted:

Those pictures of him creeped me the gently caress out, but watching the actual video he just seems like a really friendly dude. He just happens to look like a 9 year old boy who looks like Imogen Poots.

yeah i wasn't being ironic his videos own. he def deserves way more views than he has.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
If only Elliot Rodger took the time to just enjoy a Sonic Limeade. This boy man is an inspiration.

ZombieJesus
Feb 26, 2005

He died for your sins, he rose for your BRAINS

Lmao

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



Much like Masao, he is an endearing wierdo that is easy to be charmed by

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
He's the "Whaddy'a mean chicken nuggets" cat meme turned human.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
He was on Tosh.0 not that long ago.

Does anybody know why that Domino's video of his has so many views but all his other videos have nothing close to that? Was it one of those things where 4chan makes some guy's day by flooding one of his videos that has no views or something?

edit: wow he looked so much younger here:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wyD3nCv_emI

Chumbawumba4ever97 fucked around with this message at 19:13 on Sep 5, 2016

MasBrillante
Dec 3, 2005

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

King Vidiot posted:

"Compromised" is, I'll assume, code for "ever had a penis in your vagina at any point in your life".

I think it might actually be a translation error because "compromiso" means "commitment" or "engagement" (marriage) in Spanish.

King Vidiot
Feb 17, 2007

You think you can take me at Satan's Hollow? Go 'head on!
That guy is the real-life, modern day Harold from Harold and Maude.

Little Lord Fountaindrinkerboy

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
I need to know how old that man/child hybrid is

yak of man
Sep 5, 2016

by Smythe

Zzulu posted:

I need to know how old that man/child hybrid is

old enough to teach u about sales jobs

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

TheReportOfTheWeek posted:

My age can remain an enigma but I'm a legal adult and have been for some time and I run a cheap hostel out of my house to make cash on the side to pay the bills.

I will let it remain an enigma

yak of man
Sep 5, 2016

by Smythe
bed and breakfast with mandatory lsd drop @ the doorstep more like it

Adam Vegas
Apr 14, 2013



I've looked into this before and I think he accidentally let it slip at some point; he's about 21 or 22 currently.

Reviewbrah is the greatest person on youtube, especially in some of his earlier videos where he makes awkward jokes to his off-camera mother.

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
More than the redpillers, more than the PUAs, the Incel kids really scare me the most. They almost all share a deep-seated and festering hatred that seems to easily moved to violence.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mr. 47 posted:

More than the redpillers, more than the PUAs, the Incel kids really scare me the most. They almost all share a deep-seated and festering hatred that seems to easily moved to violence.

Yeah hierarchy from "you are gross" to "someone make sure these fuckers never have access to weaponry" seems to go:

* PUA -- mostly harmless, albeit slimy; you can't fault them too much because they're making an effort, however misguided and predicated on getting their pee pees wet no matter what bullshit they feed you about self actualization.

* MRA-- mostly annoying. These guys live to whine and hide behind the few legitimate issues they can find as a shield whenever someone points out that they're being hateful and obsessed with taking women down a peg.

* TRP-- mostly toxic. These are guys who are so socially disconnected that they form their own borderline feral ethos. The horrible part is that this can actually work on some women wherein any dissent of what the guy wants fosters abusive behavior. It turns out being abrasive and dry is the perfect way to start a raging fire. It's like poetry.

* Incel-- put them on a watch list. These are the guys even TRP couldn't "help" or found too unpleasant to tolerate. These are boy-men who are so disenfranchised--to a more self-inflicted degree than any of them realize--that they form a completely insular worldview that incubates psychosis, paranoia, and impotent rage. Say whatever you will about how awful TRP are--and there's a lot to say--but most of them are willing to pretend to play nice, even if they make the world a worse place by doing so. Incels are the kinds of kids who find ISIS and Trump appealing for all the worst reasons. Incels are what creates Eliot Rodgers and gets innocent people killed. If they're so convinced that they're unfuckable, unlovable, unfuckable, and unfuckable human beings who don't belong in society then I say we embrace it and tag them like livestock because otherwise I'm genuinely afraid of what one of them would do with a gun.

bing_commander
Aug 14, 2009

In other news..
what the hell is trp

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




bing_commander posted:

what the hell is trp

Red Pill, maybe?

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

bing_commander posted:

what the hell is trp

Abandon all hope, ye who enter here:

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheRedPill/

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

the venn diagram of those four groups is a circle though

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Travis343 posted:

the venn diagram of those four groups is a circle though

The difference needs to be measured with an electron microscope but it's there.

Dark Juno
Mar 10, 2013

by zen death robot

I'm getting a "young Mr. Burns" feel.

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

Yeah hierarchy from "you are gross" to "someone make sure these fuckers never have access to weaponry" seems to go:

* PUA -- mostly harmless, albeit slimy; you can't fault them too much because they're making an effort, however misguided and predicated on getting their pee pees wet no matter what bullshit they feed you about self actualization.

* MRA-- mostly annoying. These guys live to whine and hide behind the few legitimate issues they can find as a shield whenever someone points out that they're being hateful and obsessed with taking women down a peg.

* TRP-- mostly toxic. These are guys who are so socially disconnected that they form their own borderline feral ethos. The horrible part is that this can actually work on some women wherein any dissent of what the guy wants fosters abusive behavior. It turns out being abrasive and dry is the perfect way to start a raging fire. It's like poetry.

* Incel-- put them on a watch list. These are the guys even TRP couldn't "help" or found too unpleasant to tolerate. These are boy-men who are so disenfranchised--to a more self-inflicted degree than any of them realize--that they form a completely insular worldview that incubates psychosis, paranoia, and impotent rage. Say whatever you will about how awful TRP are--and there's a lot to say--but most of them are willing to pretend to play nice, even if they make the world a worse place by doing so. Incels are the kinds of kids who find ISIS and Trump appealing for all the worst reasons. Incels are what creates Eliot Rodgers and gets innocent people killed. If they're so convinced that they're unfuckable, unlovable, unfuckable, and unfuckable human beings who don't belong in society then I say we embrace it and tag them like livestock because otherwise I'm genuinely afraid of what one of them would do with a gun.

There's a good way to like Isis? Also, whats the connection between trump and incels?

E: wheres loveshy on the totem pole? And whatever happened to true forced loneliness?

lohli
Jun 30, 2008
The MRA thing is a shame because that name sticking to bunch of lovely people has pretty much tarnished every group looking to raise any awareness of men's issues as unhinged sexists.

Command Ant
Aug 9, 2010

I can make you
worth your weight
in gold!

Benny Harvey posted:

There's a good way to like Isis? Also, whats the connection between trump and incels?

E: wheres loveshy on the totem pole? And whatever happened to true forced loneliness?

Furthermore, where do Kings of Wishful Thinking fall in the hierarchy.

Khazar-khum
Oct 22, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
2nd Battalion

Son of Smeagol

stump collector
May 28, 2007

Kajeesus posted:

I'll be honest, I don't get the undone bow tie. Is that a look?

i must accessorize, but i'm really lazy. guess i'll compromise

PallasAthene
Dec 6, 2010

Why, vixen, have you again set the gods by the ears in the pride and haughtiness of your heart?

Kajeesus posted:

I'll be honest, I don't get the undone bow tie. Is that a look?

I always figured it was one of those contrived attempts at looking cool. Someone saw one of those pictures of the Rat Pack drinking together with their bowties undone and figured that doing the same would give them that vibe, even though they hadn't just been drinking steadily while headlining at a casino for the last four hours.

penus penus penus
Nov 9, 2014

by piss__donald
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gHc_qkjJqSQ

???

Beelerzebub
May 28, 2016

I came here to laugh at you.

Facebook Aunt posted:

Oh my god, that skin, those fingernails. I want to marry him and make beautiful daughters.

Beelerzebub fucked around with this message at 02:52 on Sep 6, 2016

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

lohli posted:

The MRA thing is a shame because that name sticking to bunch of lovely people has pretty much tarnished every group looking to raise any awareness of men's issues as unhinged sexists.

The problem is that there are no men's movements that are actually about helping men.

I don't know who first said it, but there's a quote which goes something like:

quote:

A masculinity movement which is not mostly anti-feminist and anti-women has yet to appear


In other words, "men's rights" always end up as "women are whores". Which is a goddamn shame, because modern toxic masculinity really needs some people to step up and help the men it hurts.

Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



mind the walrus posted:

Yeah hierarchy from "you are gross" to "someone make sure these fuckers never have access to weaponry" seems to go:

* PUA -- mostly harmless, albeit slimy; you can't fault them too much because they're making an effort, however misguided and predicated on getting their pee pees wet no matter what bullshit they feed you about self actualization.

* MRA-- mostly annoying. These guys live to whine and hide behind the few legitimate issues they can find as a shield whenever someone points out that they're being hateful and obsessed with taking women down a peg.

* TRP-- mostly toxic. These are guys who are so socially disconnected that they form their own borderline feral ethos. The horrible part is that this can actually work on some women wherein any dissent of what the guy wants fosters abusive behavior. It turns out being abrasive and dry is the perfect way to start a raging fire. It's like poetry.

* Incel-- put them on a watch list. These are the guys even TRP couldn't "help" or found too unpleasant to tolerate. These are boy-men who are so disenfranchised--to a more self-inflicted degree than any of them realize--that they form a completely insular worldview that incubates psychosis, paranoia, and impotent rage. Say whatever you will about how awful TRP are--and there's a lot to say--but most of them are willing to pretend to play nice, even if they make the world a worse place by doing so. Incels are the kinds of kids who find ISIS and Trump appealing for all the worst reasons. Incels are what creates Eliot Rodgers and gets innocent people killed. If they're so convinced that they're unfuckable, unlovable, unfuckable, and unfuckable human beings who don't belong in society then I say we embrace it and tag them like livestock because otherwise I'm genuinely afraid of what one of them would do with a gun.

you know how goons usually take mock threads from "haha let's laugh at this thing" to "holy poo poo you're taking this way too far :stare:"

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Sorry but I don't like you like that. We can still be friends.

Sestze
Jun 6, 2004



Cybernetic Crumb

Business Gorillas posted:

you know how goons usually take mock threads from "haha let's laugh at this thing" to "holy poo poo you're taking this way too far :stare:"
how is he taking it too far by classifying individuals based on their self-identifying labels?

Elliot Roger was a self-proclaimed Incel. Read up on the concept of "Wizards".

The Red Pill advocates avoiding women altogether. MRAs view female equality as male inequality, by virtue of not getting the larger slice of the pie. How are any of these concepts "taking it too far"?

edit: since when do you get to dictate what makes for "creepy goonspeak"?

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men

lohli posted:

The MRA thing is a shame because that name sticking to bunch of lovely people has pretty much tarnished every group looking to raise any awareness of men's issues as unhinged sexists.

Yeah, I'm noticing a trend in my industry where male bartenders are only being put on graveyard shift because management has decided that customers like female bartenders better so they can hit on them. The last two places I worked straight up refused to let any male work day or swing shift where the money is better. Just today me and the other grave guy got to watch a some pretty girl got hired directly for the best shifts despite not knowing how to make a Long Island Ice Tea. She no call/no showed her second day of training because she already got a better bartending job.

I'd really like it if they could just place people based on skill, personality, and seniority. But holy poo poo imagine how badly MRA dudes would gently caress this up if the issue ever got any attention.

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CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

CubanMissile posted:

Yeah, I'm noticing a trend in my industry where male bartenders are only being put on graveyard shift because management has decided that customers like female bartenders better so they can hit on them. The last two places I worked straight up refused to let any male work day or swing shift where the money is better. Just today me and the other grave guy got to watch a some pretty girl got hired directly for the best shifts despite not knowing how to make a Long Island Ice Tea. She no call/no showed her second day of training because she already got a better bartending job.

I'd really like it if they could just place people based on skill, personality, and seniority. But holy poo poo imagine how badly MRA dudes would gently caress this up if the issue ever got any attention.

Clearly, this proves beyond a shadow of a doubt of a feminist conspiracy to put wimminz into positions where they can seduce men who'd otherwise go their own way, also...

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