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Calico Heart posted:hello my queen 👑
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Sep 6, 2016 20:52
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King Vidiot posted:Those pictures of him creeped me the gently caress out, but watching the actual video he just seems like a really friendly dude. He just happens to look like a 9 year old boy who looks like Imogen Poots. He's like Joaquin phoenix's slightly challenged cousin
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Sep 6, 2016 20:53
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Moridin920 posted:i just smoke weed when i wanna get high lol lol, what an amateur
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Sep 6, 2016 20:56
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I usually just watch the last part of interstellar and short cut right into the ego shattering existential crisis I'm all about efficiency baby
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Sep 6, 2016 21:04
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Calico Heart posted:Just saw "I am a serial killer". Is it weirdo wish fulfillment or just lazy writing that in movies no matter how weird and clearly broken a guy is there's a hot girl who finds him "interesting". I can't count the number of times I've seen a cute girl in a movie just walk up to a guy lacking any charm and appearing outwordly weird and just be like... Not even acting interested, just being magnetised towards them I have a hot rear end friend who totally has a weird chick boner for serial killers. She does not date a serial killer tho. Touring with a band on a shoestring budget and everyone sleeping in the same van would make hiding kills difficult.
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Sep 6, 2016 21:17
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That seems to be a thing with a lot of ladies I've known
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Sep 6, 2016 21:21
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darkhand posted:I usually just watch the last part of interstellar and short cut right into the ego shattering existential crisis I don't believe you've watched Interstellar more than once. That's inconceivable.
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Sep 6, 2016 21:22
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Zzulu posted:I've seen the ugliest god drat dudes with girlfriends. Like, real life troll folk. Remember there's always the caveat of they don't get attention* * - from girls they're attracted to I get attention from cave trolls and hambeasts all the time but I'm not attracted to them so I don't bother. To get attractive people to be on your dilz you absolutely have to be attractive yourself** ** - you can be the sweetest person in the world but lol if you think getting that first date isn't 90% physical attraction
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Sep 6, 2016 21:23
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Steve Buscemi is definitely a 1 you mad motherfuckers EDIT: He is a cool dude who dresses well but he is still a frog man
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Sep 6, 2016 22:17
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I was watching Fargo last night and yikes, he is a bulgey-eyed little troll. Looks even worse in the terrible frumpy clothes everyone wears in that movie.
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Sep 6, 2016 22:33
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Calico Heart posted:Steve Buscemi is definitely a 1 you mad motherfuckers Look up adults with congenital birth defects and get back to us.
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Sep 6, 2016 23:13
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Yeah, Buscemi is like, 4-5 territory. There's plenty of downhill from there. He's an odd-looking man, but not actively repulsive.
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Sep 6, 2016 23:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLcn5tirGM shes at least a 5
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Sep 6, 2016 23:18
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you whore bitches don't deserve a nice guy like Steve Buscemi
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Sep 6, 2016 23:19
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green chicken feet posted:I'm picturing this guy going through a stack of applications from aspiring girlfriends... "Nope, nope, nope... Not a virgin? No thanks... Can't cook? Too bad. I liked her. When will I ever find a woman worthy of my great virtue?" I'm guessing the favorite sport & team is a trick question and the correct answer is something like "I don't like sportsball"
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Sep 6, 2016 23:23
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Cumslut1895 posted:Sure, but a small set of genes will still gently caress you up, including being born with no lips or w/e I'm 7 week late to quote this post but I just want to say: imagine being born with no rear end.
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Sep 6, 2016 23:38
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Sep 7, 2016 00:00
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Can someone compile the ten or fifteen content posts so I don't have to read through 5000 pages of goon psychology posts, tia.
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Sep 7, 2016 00:01
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mrwuss posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLcn5tirGM I don't think it's nice to judge people based on the richter scale.
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Sep 7, 2016 00:16
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Slokir posted:I'm leaning more towards the sit one down and slap him than the hug being the best plan. God I want to slap this fucker so bad. Burns victims can find marriage, motherfucker you can't get a date because you're a whiny sadbrains misogynist with zero social skills and zero self awareness.
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Sep 7, 2016 00:19
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I'm gonna open a boot camp for incels where we break their ego down to nothing and then rebuild them into normies. Or maybe just rip them off and keep their money, I dunno still working out the details.
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Sep 7, 2016 00:25
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mrwuss posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RhLcn5tirGM Well yeah, after you add a point or two because she can cook!
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Sep 7, 2016 00:26
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P-Mack posted:I'm gonna open a boot camp for incels where we break their ego down to nothing and then rebuild them into normies. Or maybe just rip them off and keep their money, I dunno still working out the details. It's weird they have 0 self worth but a 20/20 for ego.
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Sep 7, 2016 00:33
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capable of analingus and regular oral at the same time? 10/10.
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Sep 7, 2016 00:37
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please rank Steve Buscemi in terms I can understand by using the ladder theory, tia
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Sep 7, 2016 00:46
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maxhush posted:please rank Steve Buscemi in terms I can understand by using the ladder theory, tia Steve Buscemi is the "gently caress" ladder that you'll never climb.
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Sep 7, 2016 00:55
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maxhush posted:please rank Steve Buscemi in terms I can understand by using the ladder theory, tia He's near the top of the ladder, but not at the very top where the most aerodynamic pussy is
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Sep 7, 2016 00:57
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CrazyLoon posted:I wonder how gay bar waiters (and waitresses for lesibans, if any like that are out there) feel and if it's in any way similar to this. My friend was hired years ago at a gay bar, partly because she would look like the cutest boy in the room. She was irritated, but took the job.
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Sep 7, 2016 01:22
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Howard Beale posted:I'm guessing the favorite sport & team is a trick question and the correct answer is something like "I don't like sportsball" He's probably hoping for a scene like in Coming to America with the girl who was supposed to have an arranged marriage with the prince. Prince Akeem: What do you like to do? Imani Izzi: Whatever you like. Prince Akeem: What kind of music do you like? Imani Izzi: Whatever kind of music you like. ...only in Coming to America, the prince was interested in finding out more about her as a person and not just how she could be of use to him.
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Sep 7, 2016 02:46
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Pvt.Scott posted:Well yeah, after you add a point or two because she can cook! Cooking, cleaning, loving are skills not necessarily linked to the 1-10 beauty scale. She's not a 5, rather a 2 or 3 at best depending on her hygiene and that's a bit of a tossup depending on whether you like the smell of sausage and taco sweat. She's not a 1 either cause that's reserved for those born with obvious physical deformities. Buschemi is a hard 4 or a soft 5.
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Sep 7, 2016 02:55
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crackton posted:Cooking, cleaning, loving are skills not necessarily linked to the 1-10 beauty scale. If she lost a buck and three quarters she could probably scrape into the 4 range.
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Sep 7, 2016 03:03
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crackton posted:Cooking, cleaning, loving are skills not necessarily linked to the 1-10 beauty scale. On this note, as a self proclaimed sex haver, I will admit that I have been sorely dissapointed by more than one individual on the higher end of the scale when it came to the actual sex. The ones that didn't disappoint have always ended up being a bit high up on the crazy(emotionally/mentally)-hot end of the spectrum. 5's, 6's, & 7's, tend to be all around decent in the sack, but I think the whole thing has more to do with expectations than anything else. The lower the expectations, the less you have to live up to, the more you tend to surprise people when you manage to do a slightly better than average job. Take note nice guys. It's not that hard. Mediocrity ftw.
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Sep 7, 2016 03:31
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Sep 7, 2016 03:31
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Who gave you this? Mom!!!
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Sep 7, 2016 03:44
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She has that peculiar type of southern accent where I initially think it's British; scores extra points for some, I suppose?
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Sep 7, 2016 04:13
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I don't feel "bad" for her from a place of superiority, but there's no denying that you have to feel concerned for someone so fat that even their ears have a coat of blubber.
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Sep 7, 2016 04:17
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maxhush posted:please rank Steve Buscemi in terms I can understand by using the ladder theory, tia Isn't ladder theory just the idea that both men and women seek partners who are healthy, attractive, interesting and exciting? But made into autistic beep boop bullshit where it's good for the man to want these things in a partner but the same desire makes women all dirty whores?
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Sep 7, 2016 04:30
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What the gently caress is an "Incel"?
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involuntarily celibate yeah, lol
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