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tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


JFC man these people are all broken.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

The Saurus posted:

Do American men find British women attractive in general?

Like any other place, there are attractive people... However in general, the opinion is so so. Your entire country was hit with the ugly stick and as far as I can tell Vikings pretty much stole the rest.

imo the London accent is hot as gently caress though. Esp the posh one.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Yeah I don't think of British people as ugly, but their bell curve is ridiculously hosed relative to most of the world. Your average is what most of the world considers kind-of ugly and is way fatter a part of the bell curve than normal, your ugliest are impressively so, and your hottest are in a strong running for the hottest people who have ever walked the planet.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
you could probably just sit there viciously insulting me with that posh accent and I'd still be hanging on your every word

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
The hottest person on bfqoty besides Richard Ayoade was an American

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.

The Saurus posted:

Do American men find British women attractive in general?

I mean, there's Holly Willoughby and Keely Hazell, and Gemma Arterton. So, I guess, yeah.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
Beat me while speaking like a blue collar factory working cockney. With a high, cutesy voice.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Mr. 47 posted:

Gemma Arterton

This woman alone looks like the product of some Macbeth-style witch shenanigans and now there's an entire town that ends in -shire condemned to be ugly for six more generations.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

mind the walrus posted:

This woman alone looks like the product of some Macbeth-style witch shenanigans and now there's an entire town that ends in -shire condemned to be ugly for six more generations.

Lower Uncton's new curse.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

tater_salad posted:

JFC man these people are all broken.


bro we can see the poop all over your hands

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I was about to slam this fine model but then she noticed the 2mm offset on my clavicle and just immediately started blaring the rape horn

*sigh*

whores

The Saurus
Dec 3, 2006

by Smythe

Wicker Man posted:

Beat me while speaking like a blue collar factory working cockney. With a high, cutesy voice.

Watching porn with regional British accents always freaks me the gently caress out. Especially if it's a black country/midlands accent since that's where I was born.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I'd prolly hook up with a dirty chav bc I even like that accent so you've def got some leeway British people

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
That's it. I'm officially opening a clavicle augmentation clinic. Then give the customers a sham surgery and a fake measuring tape.

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
Clav culture is ruining the West

lohli
Jun 30, 2008
Ian Hislop is the handsomest man in the whole of the British Isles.

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

TastyAvocado posted:

Apparently "kissless, hugless and handholdless virgin". Looking for it I found the user above, who is an insane serial killer in the making: https://www.reddit.com/user/Djdkdjdkdjdk

hahaha oh wow, my crazy fetish is someone's true blue ideal world

Carmant posted:

I'm going to go watch NEon Bull on netflix, if you're finished melting down by the time I'm back maybe we can have a real conversation and work this out like adults. Peace.

Nice meltdown

Stinky_Pete fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Sep 8, 2016

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I always want to contribute to these threads with more than peanut gallery stuff, but I also am terrified of having any of these sites in my browser history.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


ikanreed posted:

I always want to contribute to these threads with more than peanut gallery stuff, but I also am terrified of having any of these sites in my browser history.

yeah I"m on a watch list for sure.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

tater_salad posted:

yeah I"m on a watch list for sure.

I'm just imagining having to explain the idea the red pill and why I'm not a misogynistic douche to my girlfriend.

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

"Internet anthropology honey. I swear. In some ways I'm an American hero."

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


mind the walrus posted:

"Internet anthropology honey. I swear. In some ways I'm an American hero."

except instead of finding fossilized bones, or tools you have found the latrines of the internet.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Dinosaurmageddon posted:

Also, for the record since we're all goin' on about clav's

Behold(!) the sexiest muscle in the human body: the Sternocleidomastoid

:wiggle: so elegante

Oh, my. So stern. I feel a case of the vapors coming on.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Reading those incel posts makes me happy that they will never get to feel love, or sex

Mr. 47
Jul 8, 2008

Well, I guess I'll just go fuck myself, then.
Good news, everyone!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Unironically good news. They'll be culled from the gene pool and savvy employers will use access to sexbots as a thumbscrew to get maximum productivity.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




TastyAvocado posted:


quote:

Big upper body is a sign of physical activity whilst a big neck is from high testosterone as are other areas of musculature that you don't place heavy load on.

If a girl is trying to deduce your genetic worth and immunocompetance it makes sense that shed look at more accurate predictors such as neck size and facial muscles.


This is retarded as gently caress. Even as a teenage girl I thought thick necks were gross. Heck, as a kid I thought the thick necks on Ken dolls were ridiculous.


Ugh.

Women aren't all the same, so I'm sure there are some that prefer a veiny meathead, but where did these guys get the idea that is the universal feminine ideal?








:barf:

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)

This is retarded as gently caress. Even as a teenage girl I thought thick necks were gross. Heck, as a kid I thought the thick necks on Ken dolls were ridiculous.


Ugh.

Women aren't all the same, so I'm sure there are some that prefer a veiny meathead, but where did these guys get the idea that is the universal feminine ideal?








:barf:
[/quote]

Theyre literally idiots, hope this helps??

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Facebook Aunt posted:

Women aren't all the same, so I'm sure there are some that prefer a veiny meathead, but where did these guys get the idea that is the universal feminine ideal?


:barf:

women aren't PEOPLE

they're just input/output machines and you just have to figure out the correct sequence of inputs. If you were born without the right inputs in your deck so to speak you're just some Beta "not meant for 'in the wild' operation" incel.

For example, you HAVE to have the right clavicle if you don't it's like those old timey programming machines that just spit out all the punchcards onto the floor if you get even 1 out of sequence.

darkhand
Jan 18, 2010

This beard just won't do!
Cuz women gently caress those guys and not them

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.

Please, don't doxx me and my deformed clavicle! :saddowns:

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!

I'm the cloth stuffed in his crotch.

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
the ideal man

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
all the sexual "power" is stored in the neck

Stinky_Pete
Aug 16, 2015

Stinkier than your average bear
Lipstick Apathy

Mr. 47 posted:

Good news, everyone!



This is much better than my original plan of sadly loving a robot

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Just a few years ago we were making fun of dollfuckers. Now goons are all "please just gently caress dolls, don't kill anyone".

Benny Harvey
Nov 24, 2012

Zzulu posted:

the ideal man


Yeah lol, under 6 foot

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Facebook Aunt posted:

Just a few years ago we were making fun of dollfuckers. Now goons are all "please just gently caress dolls, don't kill anyone".

Yeah my first reaction (well after the :catstare:) at that picture of all the dudes with their dolls was "well at least they aren't out raping/murdering people."

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Zzulu posted:

all the sexual "power" is stored in the neck


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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Facebook Aunt posted:

Just a few years ago we were making fun of dollfuckers. Now goons are all "please just gently caress dolls, don't kill anyone".

Legitimately got me to laugh out loud. Well done.

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