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Ketchup on your hot dogs?
Yes.
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thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
let me tell you about how loving good chicago dogs are and how if you dont consider it the true apotheosis of hotdogs youre a god drat rube

what of it

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cnut
May 3, 2016

thathonkey posted:

let me tell you about how loving good chicago dogs are and how if you dont consider it the true apotheosis of hotdogs youre a god drat rube

what of it

I hope I can afford to visit Chicago one day.

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I like to drench my hot dogs in something that dissolves them and go eat something that isn't pig anus

personally

yogizh
Oct 12, 2015
Dumb Helicopter Joke Enthusiast
Mustards of all kinds. Ketchup sucks on meat. If you buy hot dogs that have meat inside.

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

cnut posted:

I hope I can afford to visit Chicago one day.

poors please keep out

A ILL BREAKFAST
Jun 9, 2007

*unsheathes katana*
i had some bratwurst with sauerkraut on potato buns last night. pretty sweet. lol @ hot dogs

cnut
May 3, 2016

thathonkey posted:

poors please keep out

:cry:

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

thathonkey posted:

let me tell you about how loving good chicago dogs are and how if you dont consider it the true apotheosis of hotdogs youre a god drat rube

what of it

I'm gonna go to Chicago and eat one of those and that drippy smich and hang out with ddbj

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich

The Dregs posted:

Sober: brown mustard
Stoned as gently caress: mayo and ketchup

okay that's just messed up get help check into rehab sever from your gf and becmoe a marine biologist

thathonkey posted:

poors please keep out
Lol @ posting this in the hot dog thread.

MalarkeyToboggan
Jan 4, 2015



KomodoWagon posted:

okay that's just messed up get help check into rehab sever from your gf and becmoe a marine biologist

Speaking as a Dutch person we put Mayo on loving everything and it only makes food better. Don't see why it wouldn't work with hotdogs.

And also gently caress mustard.

KomodoWagon
May 10, 2013

by R. Guyovich
Golly those sure are some truly unspeakably terrible opinions you have there buddy :eyepoop:

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Iron Prince posted:

mustard only. gently caress all ketchup.

Pretty much this.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Don't y'all topping-shame. :colbert:

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Ketchup is the perfect condiment

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Mustard, onions and dill relish are the only toppings I use or allow my family to have. Sometimes sauerkraut.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Smash it Smash hit posted:

Ketchup is the perfect condiment

Look at how wrong this guy is. Ketchup is quantifiably the worst condiment.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5JIpT4GkyM

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Sometimes you just want tomato sugar.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Did you know that every bottle of Ketchup contains a half a pint of refined sugar?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
It's basically soda.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

you should find a way to write that into your psychotic rear end in a top hat cartoon

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

hth posted:

you should find a way to write that into your psychotic rear end in a top hat cartoon

Maybe Buddy (the living butt who walks around) gets addicted to chugging Ketchup and then has Ketchup diarrhea all over the queen of England?

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I enjoy may different toppings on hotdogs, sometimes ketchup.

Berious
Nov 13, 2005

BigBadSteve posted:

Piled high.

This was all I was looking for

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Mustard, onions, sauerkraut.

I would gently caress myself with that hotdog.

Wouldn't gently caress a hotdog covered in ketchup. Wouldn't even gently caress a dog with that gross poo poo.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003

Iron Prince posted:

PARDON ME BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON?

yeah, buddy, i'm gonna go poo poo on your dad. now gently caress off.

Smythe
Oct 12, 2003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNDvpPsYDNM

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
mustard for hot dogs thx

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Chicago is the worst city in America and hot dogs are the worst food in Chicago.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
Anyone else notice that mustard has tard in it? Hehe much like the people who like it!!!!!

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Someone mentioned creamy horseradish and that's the greatest thing to eat a hot dog with

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

grilled hot dog served cold in savory dijon, worchester, hot sauce and clamato mix on ice in a mason jar with 2 oz of cheap bourbon with seasoning salt rim and a pickle for garnish

just needs a name

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
the perfect hot dog: one line of ketchup, one line of mayo, one line of avocado.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

why doesnt subway do hotdogs

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

I think the real question is just how cooked through a proper steak should be.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I use Heinz mustard and French's ketchup

a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
I'm not sure if I've seen anything more pathetic than a hot-dog enthusiast.

E: thread theme song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MW046HsrCfk

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Mustard is enough, use ketchup if you want, if you need more its not that good of a hot dog, hot dogs that are more condiment and topping than actual hot dogs are bad and dumb.

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
pushcart onions
Sauerkraut
Relish
Chopped onions
Brown mustard
Pretty much the only acceptable hot dog toppings if you are an adult imo.

Chili Cheese is also on when hammered.

Oh pimento cheese on a dog is actually really good too.

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec
I like the 7 11 chili and nacho cheese dispenser for my hot dog toppings

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shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
Also the only good hot dogs are 100% beef or a mix with pork. No chicken, turkey or who knows what.
They also have a natural casing and most likely purchased from your local deli/butcher.

Sabret, Nathan's, Hebrew National, Boars Head, Dietz &Watson, etc... These are quality grocery store frankfurters.

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