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Ketchup on your hot dogs?
Yes.
No.
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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Just buy some ball-park hot dogs and boil them with cabbage.

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Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I like the bright pink ones

Two Feet From Bread
Apr 20, 2009

I'm. A. Fucking. Nazi.

please punch me in the face
i love it
give it to me daddy
College Slice
Voting yes and moving on.

People, it doesn't matter what you put on your hotdog sandwitch. It only matters that you eat it properly, with a fork and knife.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay

Two Feet From Bread posted:

Voting yes and moving on.

People, it doesn't matter what you put on your hotdog sandwitch. It only matters that you eat it properly, with a fork and knife.

I grind mine into a pate

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
I love chili dogs because they are my hero, Sonny Chiba's trademark snack.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I love chili dogs because they're tasty and high in protein, thus more filling.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I enjoy may different toppings on hotdogs, sometimes ketchup.

:vince:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I like the 7 11 chili and nacho cheese dispenser for my hot dog toppings
YEAH DOG

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

HELL YEAH
:fork::woof:

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

thathonkey posted:

let me tell you about how loving good chicago dogs are and how if you dont consider it the true apotheosis of hotdogs youre a god drat rube

what of it

Truth

Hector Beerlioz
Jun 16, 2010

aw, hec

hemophilia posted:

Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else

I see what you are trying to do

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

$5 for two 1/4 big bites how can you go wrong

Al Cowens
Aug 11, 2004

by WE B Bourgeois

hemophilia posted:

Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else
Not bad. Wash it down with a Pepsi for a genuinely satisfying culinary experience.

Smash it Smash hit
Dec 30, 2009

prettay, prettay
I miss doobie

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

hemophilia posted:

Chili (no beans), and cheese on the dog or i'm eating something else

Uncircumcised hot dogs are superior to circumcised hot dogs.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006

lol

cnut
May 3, 2016


just looking at that pic gives me the shits

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:

Applewhite posted:

Uncircumcised hot dogs are superior to circumcised hot dogs.

sounds kosher

cnut
May 3, 2016

I wonder if mohels practice on uncircumcised hotdogs?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

cnut posted:

I wonder if mohels practice on uncircumcised hotdogs?

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Smash it Smash hit posted:

I grind mine into a pate

I have a stranger pre chew mine and regurgitate it into my mouth as if I am a baby bird

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib


Cheeseburger roller dog from the gas station

BirryJoru
Mar 21, 2012

GRAMAGEDDON ISN'T OVER YET. SORRY.-RA TEHUTI :smuggo::smug::smugdon::grin::parrot:
I put hotdogs on ketchup

cnut
May 3, 2016


:staredog:

personable decorum
Sep 7, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

Applewhite posted:

I love chili dogs because they are my hero, Sonny Chiba's trademark snack.

If you are a Chilli/Coney Island Burger/Dog fan, like me, Thunder Bay has a variety of locations, including Nippers Burgers, that do AMAZING ChiliCheese Dogs/Sliders. It is worth the price of a flight or drive.

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Hector Beerlioz posted:

I see what you are trying to do

if you put beans on a hotdog you've just hosed up in a seriously unforgivable way that's all im sayin dude

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

hemophilia posted:

if you put beans on a hotdog you've just hosed up in a seriously unforgivable way that's all im sayin dude

What if it's a bean veggie dog?

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



if you're only going to put 1 thing on a hotdog it should be ketchup or chilli

shoophobo
Aug 30, 2013

"shoophobo? more like shittyposter!" :grin:

Fallen Rib
These red hotdogs they got here in Carolina are gross looking as gently caress.
I saw a few on the roller at the corner store yesterday, all shriveled up like a old dick.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

The Goatfather posted:

if you're only going to put 1 thing on a hotdog it should be ketchup or chilli

I'd go with mustard over ketchup, personally, but there's no objectively correct answer because taste is inherently subjective so this thread is objectively pointless.

E; ketchup + mustard is clearly the best condiment combo for hot dogs though, why do you think that's what it shows as the serving suggestion on all the hot dog packages?

Nigmaetcetera fucked around with this message at 18:09 on Sep 8, 2016

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Lots and lots of ketchup and mustard on that hot dog nom nom nom very good!!

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


Applewhite posted:

What if it's a bean veggie dog?

seriously dude?

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Im having a burger king hot dog for lunch with ketchup on it. gently caress you

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

hemophilia posted:

seriously dude?

What if it's a soy dog and you put black beans on top?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Applewhite posted:

What if it's a soy dog and you put black beans on top?

I'm trying to think of a metaphor that would offend you sexually, but I'm pretty sure you go both ways and that's making it difficult. The point is if you're going to eat a vegetarian hot dog you might as well just suck a dude off because it would be equally gay.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I only eat square hot dogs thanks

Riot Bimbo
Dec 28, 2006


if you go vegetarian, you can't do worse than eating meat substitutes for shittiness and evidence of weak character. a veggie dog. i am upset and insulted and sick to my stomach. motherfucker. i don't even like hot dogs unless its drowning in so much chili i can't taste the hot dog. im fcfking livid right now god drat i need an angry dome like in futurama right now

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

rear end cobra posted:

Im having a burger king hot dog for lunch with ketchup on it. gently caress you
r.i.p. rear end cobra

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je1 healthcare
Sep 29, 2015
Topping your dog in ketchup is inefficient especially restaurant hot dogs that tend to be almost a footlong, I usually just ask for a separate bowl for ketchup that I can dunk my dog into.

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