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DAD LOST MY IPOD posted:Eliot Rodger's manifesto is hilarious because it's all him getting ludicrously owned and running away sobbing but it's all presented perfectly straight by him. It's like his life was just one fake troll submission to /r/incels after another. It's a perfect example of Poe's law.
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please tell me the exact amount of sex i should have had as not to be a prude or a slut (i am ~bisexual~ so please list a woman count and a man count, with #s of dicks in specific orifices. i am 26. show your work.)
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Pick posted:please tell me the exact amount of sex i should have had as not to be a prude or a slut amount of sex with other penises must be more than 2 such that you aren't going to just lie there like a limp fish and wince when I shove my 10"* of glory in but NO MORE than 4 because otherwise you start to be what we in the BIZ call "high mileage"** you must have had NON PENETRATIVE sex with one woman to prove the veracity of said bi-sexuality, and to this effect said woman must also have a 3some with us no anal that's only for us and no more than 9 lifetime total blowjobs all calculations subject to "Chad" scale of dicks hosed *1.0 ** Hm=(dicksfucked)(lengthofsaiddicks)(numberoftimesfucking)(averagenumberofstrokespersexing) / 63360 Moridin920 fucked around with this message at 22:10 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Sep 8, 2016 22:08
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and I really wish I was making that all up but I have in my lifetime seen people calculating the number of inches in and out of a woman's vagina and then translate that to "miles" of dicks hosed in a lifetime and then use that as a basis to determine slut or not because gently caress this gay earth
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Sep 8, 2016 22:09
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Before finding this thread and discovering these reddits, I would have called bullshit. I'm not sure what is real anymore....
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Sep 8, 2016 22:12
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given that cock is delivered via carousel, do we use those miles and my vagina diameter to find dick radians
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Sep 8, 2016 22:12
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Pick posted:please tell me the exact amount of sex i should have had as not to be a prude or a slut sex with women doesn't count and if you aren't a virgin you are a slut
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Sep 8, 2016 22:15
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Fat Shat Sings posted:sex with women doesn't count and if you aren't a virgin you are a slut then i should take a real long time to put out, right??
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Sep 8, 2016 22:18
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I signed up for datebritishguys.com, and this girl started talking to me, seemed interested. But then she noticed that it said I was married in my profile and now she doesn't seem as keen on a possible relationship. loving shallow whores.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:18
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Travis343 posted:There have been a few of these dudes literally upset because their moms won't buy them hookers or even gently caress them herself so yeah Sadly, I think I know the specific guy you're talking about. He had a blog about his proposition to the government called "Government Gets Girlfriends" or similar and basically he wanted the government to pay for women to date / bang incels like him and/or otherwise socially inept / broken males because there was literally no other way these guys would be able to obtain sexual release and thereby they could never contribute to society in a meaningful way. In several of his blog posts, he expressed vitriol about how his mother wouldn't help him pay for a prostitute, and in his "darkest hour," would not sleep with him herself, his rationale being that she brought him into the world and was put there to take care of all his needs; she owed it to him. The blog no longer exists (sadly?), but there are some "news" articles about him and his blog. http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/3293626 http://jezebel.com/incel-misogynist-wants-government-to-pay-women-to-dat-508518581 Maybe the absence of his blog means he wizened up, realized how screwed up his perspective was, or just managed to get laid without raping somebody.  I can only dream!E: edited for minor redundancy.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:19
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Pick posted:then i should take a real long time to put out, right?? no cuz im prince charming you see you gotta just be like all shy and bashful about it but then become a sex starved maniac once you see my inner charms just like in my animes Port Wine Manteau posted:
i too support subsidized prostitution send me my pussy rebate check plz
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Sep 8, 2016 22:20
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Fat Shat Sings posted:sex with women doesn't count and if you aren't a virgin you are a slut Sorry but slut is between 3 and 7 sex partners within 5 years if younger than 25.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:21
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Pick posted:given that cock is delivered via carousel, do we use those miles and my vagina diameter to find dick radians Nah we gotta at least consider area here so steradians or bust
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Sep 8, 2016 22:22
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Moridin920 posted:
LOL YA ME TOOO
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Sep 8, 2016 22:23
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Moridin920 posted:i too support subsidized prostitution I meant getting out of being an incel without having to rape someone, but hey, to each his own.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:23
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Port Wine Manteau posted:I meant getting out of being an incel without having to rape someone, but hey, to each his own. look i just want the state to pay for me to get laid 
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Sep 8, 2016 22:24
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Moridin920 posted:no cuz im prince charming you see you gotta just be like all shy and bashful about it but then become a sex starved maniac once you see my inner charms but how will i know u r the 1
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Sep 8, 2016 22:24
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Pick posted:then i should take a real long time to put out, right?? No you should put out exactly as fast as the man wants you to. This varies from person to person. My preference is between the 9th and 12th date, but only without prompting (to show desire for me) and there must be offerings (cheesesteaks and things of that nature) it's not that complicated.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:26
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Shugojin posted:Nah we gotta at least consider area here so steradians or bust im still trying to find out how the cocks are attached to the carousel such that i can plot their location in time and space relative to vaginas and therefore create a model to track the wear and tear on specific vagoos
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Sep 8, 2016 22:26
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It's pretty difficult to figure out whether Red Pillers want women to be virgins with an untouched hymen or cock hungry sloots. They seem to demand both at different times.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:26
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Moridin920 posted:look i just want the state to pay for me to get laid you have taken the romance out of monetary transactions and prostitution
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Sep 8, 2016 22:26
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Pick posted:but how will i know u r the 1 oh that's easy the boy makes that decision silly! personable decorum posted:you have taken the romance out of monetary transactions and prostitution imo i put the MAN in romance 
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Sep 8, 2016 22:27
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Fat Shat Sings posted:No you should put out exactly as fast as the man wants you to. This varies from person to person. it actually wouldn't be if they'd straight-up say what their personal ideal timeline is, as that could be negotiated with if necessary or at least considered/navigated without tears
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Sep 8, 2016 22:28
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Moridin920 posted:oh that's easy but what about all the evil chads who will say things to me like "you're beautiful and really cool, want to go back to my place?" when I was workin out in the woods I said no to a supremely handsome dummy because I wanted intimacy to ~mean something~ gdi i should have banged that guy, he was a total dumb jock but he did right by me Pick fucked around with this message at 22:31 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Sep 8, 2016 22:28
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Pick posted:but what about all the evil chads who will say things to me like "you're beautiful and really cool, want to go back to my place?" look if you can't see how special i am compared to those chads then clearly you're just another slut bucket  god im so alone
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Sep 8, 2016 22:33
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Moridin920 posted:look if you can't see how special i am compared to those chads then clearly you're just another slut bucket want to play wow with me??
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Sep 8, 2016 22:34
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i don't play wow ever since I decided Blizzard was openly mocking me by adding Blood Elves who just flash their boobs and blonde hair around everywhere ARHGBIRG
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Sep 8, 2016 22:35
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one of my friends drove a long way to see me and we talked about men most of the time, including looking at the sex toys on aliexpress. good times. men worry that women make fun of them (we are) but it's our coping mechanism for when you're mean !!!!!! ps. also we're sad it's hard to be friends with you, and many of us would maybe date you if we were just allowed to get to know you better first 
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Sep 8, 2016 22:39
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Hi I'm Dick Radians
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Sep 8, 2016 22:44
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Is there a female equivalent to the cock carousel
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Sep 8, 2016 22:47
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I think I am going to name my penis "Chad."
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Sep 8, 2016 22:51
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fits my needs posted:Is there a female equivalent to the cock carousel whack-a-hole
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Sep 8, 2016 22:53
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personable decorum posted:want to play wow with me?? I do. what server are you on? i dont really do PVP i mostly dance on mailboxes.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:54
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Pick posted:one of my friends drove a long way to see me and we talked about men most of the time, including looking at the sex toys on aliexpress. good times. tbh im not worried about women making fun of my small dick, that's whatever (even if it is AVERAGE SIZED AMANDA!!!) what I'm worried about is the fact that there's no way I can ever make someone cum as good as the Hitachi magic wand does
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Sep 8, 2016 22:56
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although that's kind of a zen thing bc for the price of a hitachi magic wand you and your partners will have amazing orgasms (yeah it feels good on dicks too)
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Sep 8, 2016 22:57
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fits my needs posted:Is there a female equivalent to the cock carousel the pussy palace but only a few lucky Chads ever see those hallowed halls
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Sep 8, 2016 22:58
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Moridin920 posted:tbh im not worried about women making fun of my small dick, that's whatever (even if it is AVERAGE SIZED AMANDA!!!) the penis is, in fact, obsolete
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Sep 8, 2016 22:59
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they even make dildos that vibrate and spin and squirt whatever you want out of them now it's a threat to my very existence i tell you what mostly im just jealous that girls get all the fun looking sex toys wtf do men have? fleshlights? then you're like hiding that poo poo from everyone ever because how shameful is it to have a fleshlight??? goddamn matriarchy
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Sep 8, 2016 23:00
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i am willing to provide a service where if you have a wing-wang 3" or smaller, if you e-mail me a photo, i will reply with the words "seriously, it's fine. you're way too worried about it." BUT you must donate $15 per photo to the world wildlife fund
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sitting here washing the cum out of my fucksleeve hating women
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