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i love licking assholes
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Sep 8, 2016 22:19
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But people poop from there.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:28
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I'll eat assholes when they start tasting like salted caramel.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:29
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Toilet Shoes posted:But people poop from there. Not right now you don't.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:31
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I eat rear end
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Sep 8, 2016 22:31
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i mean i figure if ima stick my dick in there what's my tongue too? that's what mouthwash is for prudes
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Sep 8, 2016 22:31
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I'll eat assholes when they start tasting like salted caramel. Same great taste, with no calories!
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Sep 8, 2016 22:33
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I have an allergy
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Sep 8, 2016 22:33
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Dirk Squarejaw posted:Not right now you don't. i do, whenever i post, hahaha
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Sep 8, 2016 22:35
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just lol if ur afraid of hep c
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Sep 8, 2016 22:36
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Doing things that mindless animals do makes sense to me
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Sep 8, 2016 22:37
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most people dont eat rear end because the taste of human feces is not a good one. hope that helps, op
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Sep 8, 2016 22:47
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try this experiment, stick your own fingar up your butt and then put your fingar in your mouth. now you know the wrong way to spell fingar.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:48
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ROFLburger posted:most people dont eat rear end because the taste of human feces is not a good one. hope that helps, op yeah but actually it doesn't taste like that if your partner wipes their butthole right and washes their butt doesn't really taste like anything. tastes like licking your hand maybe but less salty.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:50
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tastes like pennies
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Sep 8, 2016 22:51
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I'm not convinced Moridin's hand doesn't taste like poop
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Sep 8, 2016 22:51
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Didn't want to start a whole thread on it, and this seemed like a decent place to mention, I just got back from the USA and while we were there had KFC. Now I know KFC isn't exactly great, and I realise there's a ton of poo poo English food and that there's an argument about British vs US food here every five minutes and it's loving dull. But what the gently caress is up with KFC in America? It tastes like rear end! Edit: I get the impression that here in England it was re branded as KFC instead of Kentucky fried chicken, and the recipe was refined and improved, but that to do so on its home turf would be blasphemous. Seriously, it tasted like a meal prepared in the 70s, all grease and rock solid batter, water plumped meat, mostly pepper. !Klams fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Sep 8, 2016 22:53
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Moridin920 posted:yeah but actually it doesn't taste like that if your partner wipes their butthole right and washes their butt You can "wash" an rear end? 
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Sep 8, 2016 22:54
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Sex is for animals OP
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Sep 8, 2016 22:56
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how does it work charging your electric cars? i get that you can plug them in at special charging stations but how do you charge them at your house? a long extension cord out to your car, or do you bring the battery inside and charge it? please answer quickly
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Sep 8, 2016 22:58
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"My friend" ate his girlfriend's rear end out for the first time a while ago, he said she doesn't wipe correctly and there was a bunch of toilet paper shrapnel in there. He got a throat infection the next day and decided he's not desperate enough to put his dick or mouth near a bile factory anymore.
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Sep 8, 2016 22:58
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im gonna invent a special kind of belt for fat folks that doesnt cut into the bottom of their bellies when sitting for a long time.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:01
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Toilet Shoes posted:But people poop from there. I don't think I'll ever be able to get over this hurdle, OP.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:02
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a bone to pick posted:"My friend" ate his girlfriend's rear end out for the first time a while ago, he said she doesn't wipe correctly and there was a bunch of toilet paper shrapnel in there. He got a throat infection the next day and decided he's not desperate enough to put his dick or mouth near a bile factory anymore. sounds like an issue with the particular poopy butthole to me
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Sep 8, 2016 23:03
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!Klams posted:Didn't want to start a whole thread on it, and this seemed like a decent place to mention, I've had KFC in both places and they are the same  Here is a better question why does England have none of the side dishes that make KFC good? I can't even remember what the hell was on KFC's ridiculous menu in England other than chicken but it was all nonsense and I just got chicken 
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Sep 8, 2016 23:04
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mdm posted:I'm not convinced Moridin's hand doesn't taste like poop this is a possibility
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Sep 8, 2016 23:05
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Moridin920 posted:sounds like an issue with the particular poopy butthole to me OOOOoooo Wheeee! / 
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Sep 8, 2016 23:07
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lol if you date a dumpster skank whose donk is so filthy you can't even faceplant into it every now and then without risking mandatory quarantine
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Sep 8, 2016 23:22
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mdm posted:I've had KFC in both places and they are the same It's really really not at all the same. For starters in America you get what looks like a whole bird if you get breast meat, but then you start to eat it and you realise it's like 99% water. The batter basically tasted of grease and pepper. There was only one burger on the menu (whereas kfc here is basically just burger meals) and the wings were like, double fried? I dunno, they had a layer of tasteless rock hard batter on top of a layer of pepper batter? I'll grant you though, yeah, the side choices were amazing. Over here you either get a pot of baked beans, or else you get disappointment. But like, if the best bit of your meal is the Mac and cheese with biscuits, surely just go somewhere that does those things well instead? Oh yeah, lol, also one of the meal options was called "2 chicken littles", and I tried to order it and she goes "you want two chicken little meals?". Like, gently caress. !Klams fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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Sep 8, 2016 23:24
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A blumpkin is a sign of love. A rimjob is a sign of devotion.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:25
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!Klams posted:It's really really not at all the same. For starters in America you get what looks like a whole bird if you get breast meat, but then you start to eat it and you realise it's like 99% water. The batter basically tasted of grease and pepper. There was only one burger on the menu (whereas kfc here is basically just burger meals) and the wings were like, double fried? I dunno, they had a layer of tasteless rock hard batter on top of a layer of pepper batter? Yeah KFC is hit or miss (as with any fast food really). Try Popeye's next time a lot of people seem to prefer it (myself included).
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a bone to pick posted:"My friend" ate his girlfriend's rear end out for the first time a while ago, he said she doesn't wipe correctly and there was a bunch of toilet paper shrapnel in there. He got a throat infection the next day and decided he's not desperate enough to put his dick or mouth near a bile factory anymore. kick that nasty skank to the curb god drat
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Sep 8, 2016 23:27
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If she only shaves half her butthole does that make it more qt or less? If women have hair on their buttholes is that less hygienic?
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Sep 8, 2016 23:28
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also if you think doggy style "smells bad" wipe your goddamn assholes better
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Sep 8, 2016 23:29
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Please share more embarrassing butthole stories.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:34
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No amount of wiping gets rid of all the poo poo. It just spreads it all around. You people are literally licking poo poo off another person. Sexy!! And healthy too as well. 
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Sep 8, 2016 23:40
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yeah well we're all disgusting meatbags come talk to me when you have cybernetic implants to offer me
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Sep 8, 2016 23:40
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Moridin920 posted:Yeah KFC is hit or miss (as with any fast food really). Try Popeye's next time a lot of people seem to prefer it (myself included). Ah, ok that actually makes sense, I guess there's just less quality control then, every single kfc here is exactly the same. Fair dos. I was expecting it to be like the golden source, the paragon of fried chicken and then it was just strictly worse and I was sad. Next time I visit I'll try again, and certainly make a trip to Popeyes.
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Doc Friday posted:Please share more embarrassing butthole stories. One time A Friend of Mine liked this girl and was finally able to take her home one night, and at some point during the night he started doggy styling it and had to stop like two minutes in because it smelled so bad he had to actively stop himself from throwing up. It was a very specific kind of bad. Not tang bad, butt bad. He didn't call her after that. Pawn 17 posted:No amount of wiping gets rid of all the poo poo. It just spreads it all around. You people are literally licking poo poo off another person. Sexy!! And healthy too as well. Yeah, and it's too bad that's literally the only way to clean down there, with dry toilet paper. Absolutely no other way possible to clean body parts. GreatGreen fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Sep 8, 2016 |
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