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lol you use the ignore list like a baby why ignore Pick?
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Sep 8, 2016 23:03
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Moridin920 posted:they even make dildos that vibrate and spin and squirt whatever you want out of them now it's a threat to my very existence i tell you what haqha i love those little japanese ones that cleverly revert to a disguise of a hard boiled egg
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Sep 8, 2016 23:03
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You can put a dildo inside you if you want
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Sep 8, 2016 23:05
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These posts were fine and you're only hurting yourself.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:08
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please keep us updated on what each page looks like on your browser
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Sep 8, 2016 23:24
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Coolness Averted posted:please keep us updated on what each page looks like on your browser
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Sep 8, 2016 23:30
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ikanreed posted:These posts were fine and you're only hurting yourself. So common amongst Nice Posters.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:31
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Facebook Aunt posted:
dude looks like spoony.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:35
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i mean why even bother reading this thread at this point?
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Sep 8, 2016 23:40
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you whore posters don't deserve views from a nice guy like me .jpg
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Sep 8, 2016 23:41
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lol @ anyone who uses ignore. wahhh my baby eyes don't wanna see the bad words.
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Sep 8, 2016 23:45
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Groovelord Neato posted:lol @ anyone who uses ignore. wahhh my baby eyes don't wanna see the bad words. same could be said for banning dare hes just trying to chat us up mods are hitler
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Sep 8, 2016 23:47
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Fat Shat Sings posted:you whore posters don't deserve views from a nice guy like me .jpg
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Sep 9, 2016 00:26
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Pick posted:please tell me the exact amount of sex i should have had as not to be a prude or a slut I'm pretty sure no amount of sex with women counts, because it's not real sex without a penis. Y'all are just doing endless foreplay, waiting for a dick-haver to arrive. e: not sure how strap-ons fit in though? That might count.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:27
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Pick posted:i am willing to provide a service where if you have a wing-wang 3" or smaller, if you e-mail me a photo, i will reply with the words "seriously, it's fine. you're way too worried about it." guys with small dicks are luckier than guys with big dicks (like me) imo at least guys with small dicks will probably get to have sex with a girl once they get back to her place because she'll be too embarassed to back out once you're both naked It usually takes me at least several days and sometimes weeks of stretching a girl in various ways before I can actually bang her The Saurus fucked around with this message at 00:38 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 00:28
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I ignore anime butt avatars.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:28
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The Saurus posted:guys with small dicks are luckier than guys with big dicks (like me) imo Grats on finding yourself a loose vaged goonette to make your dreams come true.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:29
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Facebook Aunt posted:Grats on finding yourself a loose vaged goonette to make your dreams come true. nah she's actually super petite. bitch is 4"11 and 105lbs not like she's gonna have some gaping cavernous vag. hence the days/weeks of stretching. had to redo it every time we were separated when my 3 months allowance in america ran out and I was deported back to britain for a time.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:32
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The Saurus posted:nah she's actually super petite. bitch is 4"11 and 105lbs not like she's gonna have some gaping cavernous vag. Jesus loving Christ
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Sep 9, 2016 00:47
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hey idiot vaginas don't work like that oh my god oh my god
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Sep 9, 2016 00:48
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The Saurus posted:nah she's actually super petite. bitch is 4"11 and 105lbs not like she's gonna have some gaping cavernous vag. You know nothing about even the most basic tenets of anatomy, physiology, or biology.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:51
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I followed a link here and I am startled at what I read.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:52
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paging clochette to the thread to educate us about her amazing stretchy vagina
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Sep 9, 2016 00:53
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Have you tried getting the girl sexually aroused first
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Sep 9, 2016 00:53
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Have you tried getting the girl sexually aroused first Yeah he keeps telling her over and over how big his dick is but it doesn't seem to be working
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Sep 9, 2016 00:54
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Pick posted:one of my friends drove a long way to see me and we talked about men most of the time, including looking at the sex toys on aliexpress. good times. I'm a huge introverted shut in manchild and met a lady through a friend, we got to know eachother a little better over the course of a couple of weeks with occasional friendly chats about mutual interests and then eventually I worked up the courage to say "I hope this doesn't make things awkward but I think you're cute" and then she said "I think you're cute/handome too" and now we're talking about spending more time together. I imagine if I'd immediately gone the "ey gurl, u wan sum fuk?!" route things would have probably gone about as well as it has for all these incel guys that ask hundreds of women out with no success. Above all else, the guys in that Shy Guys doc and the incel subreddit seemed like they were mostly just lonely and looking for companionship, it seems like the focus on getting laid is misplaced. It's totally ok to only be interested in people for just sex but it seems like these guys might do better via some kind of "Get to know women as if they are also real life human beings with wants and feelings"-event, regular old speed-dating or whatever. I reckon most of these dudes, if they do actually get laid, will feel incredibly hollow afterwards, having heaped all of this unreasonable poo poo on top of having sex. I'm pretty sure the pseudo-friendship that comes from being part of a community has them refraining from just paying for sex.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:55
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Troposphere posted:paging clochette to the thread to educate us about her amazing stretchy vagina This may finally get people to shut up about the floor pizza.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:55
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I'm sorry to be the one to tell u this Saurus but it sounds like ur waifu has vaginismus stretching out a vagina over time lmfao just...what...
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Sep 9, 2016 00:57
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That awkward moment when hubby comes home from 3 months in Britain and your vagina is already stretched out.
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Sep 9, 2016 00:59
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Troposphere posted:I'm sorry to be the one to tell u this Saurus but it sounds like ur waifu has vaginismus Don't forget 'in various ways'. How many methods do you use to stretch out the ol' vag, Saurus? Please enlighten us.
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Sep 9, 2016 01:00
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Adam Vegas posted:You know nothing about even the most basic tenets of anatomy, physiology, or biology. Did your vaginal science book tell you that my lived experience with multiple real women is impossible? I didn't mean that it stretched like silly putty, I meant that the individuals in question needed to get used to insertion through a gradual increase in size without experiencing unbearable pain. The Saurus fucked around with this message at 01:11 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Sep 9, 2016 01:05
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The Saurus posted:Did your vaginal science book tell you that my lived experience with multiple real women is impossible? Yes. I find it far more likely that multiple women over the years have awkwardly humoured your obsession with your apparently giant dick.
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Sep 9, 2016 01:08
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But why would he say it on the internet if it wasn't true?
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Sep 9, 2016 01:11
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Pics of the dick needed imo
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Sep 9, 2016 01:12
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lohli posted:I'm a huge introverted shut in manchild and met a lady through a friend, we got to know eachother a little better over the course of a couple of weeks with occasional friendly chats about mutual interests and then eventually I worked up the courage to say "I hope this doesn't make things awkward but I think you're cute" and then she said "I think you're cute/handome too" and now we're talking about spending more time together. I imagine if I'd immediately gone the "ey gurl, u wan sum fuk?!" route things would have probably gone about as well as it has for all these incel guys that ask hundreds of women out with no success. A lot of them could have an undiagnosed personality disorder. I've got avoidant personality disorder and without CBT I'd be a fuckin wreck because with it you basically feel worthless regardless of how positive other people are toward you, and while you desperate want to love and be loved you feel like it is totally impossible.
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Sep 9, 2016 01:14
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The Saurus posted:guys with small dicks are luckier than guys with big dicks (like me) imo at what point in your time spent stalking embarassing retards did you come to the depressing realization that adopting their dislikeable and luridly mockable mannerisms was the closest youll ever get to a personality
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Sep 9, 2016 01:16
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gently caress. marry. t-rex posted:Pics of the dick needed imo I never really considered it that big, but according to the stats I'm part of the Global 1% percentile. You don't actually have to be that big to be in the top 1% though. It's not like I'm one of those weird guys who passes out from the lack of blood getting to their brain every time I get a boner.
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Sep 9, 2016 01:20
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The Saurus posted:Did your vaginal science book tell you that my lived experience with multiple real women is impossible? everyone watch out for this guys giant dick apparently
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whoflungpoop posted:at what point in your time spent stalking embarassing retards did you come to the depressing realization that adopting their dislikeable and luridly mockable mannerisms was the closest youll ever get to a personality Somehow I am not getting the sense that The Saurus knows much about such ephemera as "realization" or "self-awareness" or "being a competent human being." Clochette has always struck me as pretty reasonable, but now I am left questioning that impression.
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