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Esp. lol at the guy judging the girl who used to "party". Ewww now she's kissing him/their baby with the mouth that sucked a thousand ships! Dude, even without toothpaste and mouthwash, none of the cells comprising her dick-sucking days are extant. As a master of all sciences, you should know this. Also if it's not a joke, then gently caress you for judging somebody's sex life before you even knew they existed.
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The Saurus posted:Because there are men out there who believe all of the following, apparently: ok, that one strikes me as almost sorta true. the rest are sadbrain bullshit.
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Shugojin posted:i can't tell if they're jokes or just the work of a very angry person phasmid posted:Esp. lol at the guy judging the girl who used to "party". Ewww now she's kissing him/their baby with the mouth that sucked a thousand ships! They read to me like the ultimate in sour grapes ranting, with the angry permavirgin lashing out and trying to bash on not only women but guy sexhavers, too. "I might be a virgin, but your girlfriend is a WHORE!!!!!"
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phasmid posted:Esp. lol at the guy judging the girl who used to "party". Ewww now she's kissing him/their baby with the mouth that sucked a thousand ships! well obviously. God obviously planned it and women are too retarded and whorish to understand. 
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hi i'm silly brent and im ready to gently caress u
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Troposphere posted:I seriously can't get over this idiot thinking he needed to stretch vaginas out to fit his dick, like this is the scientific thing you do, when your dick is big that was what I assumed was going on when women needed time to get used to my dick without it being painful for them turns out it's for some other reason? maybe you can explain it to me professor I majored in Clitoral Studies at Vag U. Not internal affairs.
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fits my needs posted:Is there a female equivalent to the cock carousel the valley of vag
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Stinky_Pete posted:the valley of vag That sounds horrifying.
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social vegan posted:hi i'm schad and im ready to gently caress u Sploosh!
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Elliot Rodger spotted.
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IT BURNS posted:Elliot Rodger spotted. spooky britches
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The Saurus posted:that was what I assumed was going on when women needed time to get used to my dick without it being painful for them Wow, you sure... said... those things.
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Yea, though I walk through the valley of vag I shall fear no yeasties.
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The Saurus posted:that was what I assumed was going on when women needed time to get used to my dick without it being painful for them you probably kept hitting their cervix with your lovely freakish pizza dick and gave them vaginismus in their body's attempts to keep you far away from them you certainly weren't gradually stretching their vaginas out
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Troposphere posted:you probably kept hitting their cervix with your lovely freakish pizza dick and gave them vaginismus in their body's attempts to keep you far away from them you certainly weren't gradually stretching their vaginas out I learned from a Congressman in Missouri that a woman's body has a way of shutting down when goons are around.
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Yeah, and the cervix moves during the monthly cycle, so it's possible that it's not stretching out but the change in fay that made the difference. Well let's be real. It was never the stretching out. The cervix moving is our (first) theory here. Second theory: lubrication and foreplay made the difference. Not a theory: vagina stretch loosening
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Mr. 47 posted:I learned from a Congressman in Missouri that a woman's body has a way of shutting down when goons are around.
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Shugojin posted:i can't tell if they're jokes or just the work of a very angry person
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Slokir posted:No fun allowed.
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"Oh hey a bunch of posts in the nice guy thread what's going..." gently caress this noise
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Pick posted:I have known men like you, and know men like you, and I try to be especially kind to y'all. It is a real shame that therapy is so stigmatized. (Not ironic) Yeah there can be a stigma I suppose, I guess I might really just be lucky not to have encountered it that much. People who think mental health conditions or mental health treatment are a joke are ignorant as hell and not really worth talking to in my opinion.
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The Saurus posted:Did your vaginal science book tell you that my lived experience with multiple real women is impossible? These are the fantasies of a sad, lonely, man who has never, and will never, have personal experience with a vagina. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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I find it shocking and appalling that women want to have sex with handsome attractive confident men I mean, that is so loving WRONG They should want to gently caress ME, the hateful socially retarded out of shape manchild  *cries* Why do women want to have sex with attractive men 
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Has he realized yet that people on TV are laughing at him too?
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Zzulu posted:I find it shocking and appalling that women want to have sex with handsome attractive confident men And you fat uggo bitches stay away from my precious bodily fluids
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lmbo clochette basically married a very slightly less retarded version of the dude she likes to harass your her stand in for chris chan, her chris chan by proxy
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So my take away from those comics is that this dude sees all human beings as like porn characters?
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i only understand the world through a filter of the media i consume luckily for me i only consume forum posts
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women only have sex with jacked nazis all other men are virgins
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NomChompsky posted:So my take away from those comics is that this dude sees all human beings as like porn characters? What's funny is the nerds get the bucktoothed and weak-chinned look but every chad gets the superman treatment. WHO WILL THE LADIES CHOOSE
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If a goofy fat dork like me could make sex happen I am pretty sure most people could, but I also haven't really ever met someone too broken to make that happen. I only ever see them online.
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Okay, look. 'm 5'2 and built small, and there have been times when it took like, a couple days maybe, to get fully used to a guy's dick. To where we could go hog wild without any noticeable discomfort.That's with sex 2-4 times a day. I also like having my cervix bumped, so I'm talking only the vaginal canal. It does "stretch" a bit to accommodate larger things, if there's enough things of whatever size being inserted enough. And it does tighten back up if there's nothing keeping it from doing so, dicks or toys. I can vouch for that personally. It's not on the same level as penetrating an rear end in a top hat, that's why most sex shops have graduating-size butt plug sets and not graduating-size dildo sets. It's on a much smaller scale. HOWEVER The Saurus posted:guys with small dicks are luckier than guys with big dicks (like me) imo Okay the first bolded bit, you're dumb. Oh my god you're dumb. Women don't frequently just let a guy with a small penis go ham on them to avoid social embarrassment. It happens, but it's not common. I'm super awkward, easily embarrassed, and I can tell you from experience that it's less embarrassing to simply change your mind, or "get a text" or whatever, than it is to get naked with someone you don't know well (assuming you would know them well if you were already aware of the donger's size), and pretend to enjoy loving them. And also risking pregnancy/STI transmission, since there's nothing that 100% prevents pregnancy from heterosexual intercourse if a woman has a functioning reproductive system and the man isn't shooting blanks, and nothing completely prevents some STI transmission, as far as I remember. Most women are not gonna do that. They may have sex despite penis size if they still like the guy, find him attractive, want to see what that particular donger feels like, whatever. But if there's no attraction or reason beyond "socially I gave this guy signals I'd pork him," they're generally not going to just gently caress anyway. Second bolded thing, the reason I just told a GBS thread about my vaginal canal: I can see the several days if you're in the 1% according to the first hit on Google. I can maybe see a week if you're taking days off between sessions because she's sore. Longer than a week, she's either flattering you, you're only have sex once every couple of days, or she has/had vaginismus. There's not going to be enough difference in size or anatomy between a 4'11 woman with whatever kind of vaginal canal your wife has and a 5'2 woman who has spent over a decade dealing with the fact that it's necessary to start really slow with sex with most men to give the body a few minutes to fully accommodate them, no matter how aroused. I've slept with at least two guys in the 1%, and at least a handful from the next 3% and 11%. I don't measure dongs and then write the length and girth in a little notebook, but I know it's at least five. I think the longest 'adjustment period' was a week, and it was only that long because all we had time for was quick sex every other day. I also know the plural of 'anecdote' is not data, but I'm calling bullshit and personal experience is the reason. The Saurus posted:Did your vaginal science book tell you that my lived experience with multiple real women is impossible? This is either an exaggeration or another sign of vaginismus, pretty sure. Again, I don't know firsthand how other women of similar size have fared, but the only time I've ever felt even moderate pain was when I tried anal with someone who was at least somewhere in the top 15%, according to that link. I never bothered to measure, like I said, so I don't know exactly which percentile he's in. He hit a certain depth that went from 'very mildly uncomfortable' to "hey, ow," so we stopped. I was fine as soon as he withdrew. I've never felt anything similar during vaginal sex, even when all hopped up on lust and not giving my body the time to adjust like I usually do. It is a different sort of discomfort, and I can see it being magnified by panic at the sensation, but "unbearable pain?" Please. Also what is "a gradual increase in size" did you buy a series of larger and larger dildos or what if so, guess what? that's one way women deal with vaginismus (in combination with other things). Also if the pizza was only on the floor, in the box, for an hour or two, it's not gross. It's not especially not-gross, but it's not gross. Meeting your wife on a forum dedicated to stalking, harassing, and documenting the life of a mentally disabled individual in meticulous detail is gross. As is you bragging about your dick. I swear there are at least two faces in those redpill comics that are traced or something. They look like real people, don't match the lovely drawing.  Probably Elliot Rodgers  ??? Face looks familiar.
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NomChompsky posted:So my take away from those comics is that this dude sees all human beings as like porn characters? Must be. He seems to think women really enjoy giving blow jobs. One girl brags about sucking a guy 8 times -- not a word about if she managed to have even a single orgasm. Maybe I just don't hang out with the right kind of sluts, but I've never heard a woman brag about giving head. And honestly, a guy going off 8 times in one night sounds . . . off. Like he has some kind of disorder. Even for a young guy that's going past impressive to just weird. Gonna get a chaffed dick. Facebook Aunt fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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quote:Women are hormonal robots. We can see that when they go on hormonal contraceptives. The guy they think they feel attracted to on the Pill stops attracting them when they stop taking it. Instead the hunky construction worker down the street makes them wet. EPIC fat guy vids fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Sep 9, 2016 |
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Holy poo poo, that's all it takes to be in the top 1%? This is like finding out the Koch Brothers make $65k between them
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poisonpill posted:Holy poo poo, that's all it takes to be in the top 1%? This is like finding out the Koch Brothers make $65k between them Not when you're so unsuccessful from your decades of not going outside that people with regular jobs are like ancient deities with immense power and wealth.
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