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Shakill OReal posted:

Well did you take it? Or just the tip?

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Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Shakill OReal posted:

Well did you take it? Or just the tip?

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Luvcow posted:

yes, lots of weird stuff. i delivered in amherst mass so mostly UMASS people but we also did Amherst College (rich kids tip less) and Hampshire College (super hippy free form cool school) so i saw lots of naked people


i was never offered a sex toy though i did get propositioned by people

Huh, you think it would be the rich kids who would be the best tippers since they have more money.

the unabonger

Hector Beerlioz posted:

You guys ever see any weird stuff when delivering, like naked dudes answering the door?

i delivered to an a porn shop once. it was pretty mundane though. another time i delivered to the end of a dead end road and a guy walked out of the woods, paid in cash, gave me a $20 tip, then disappeared into the woods.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Huh, you think it would be the rich kids who would be the best tippers since they have more money.

ya, it was disappointing to find out the truth though we had a couple really cool repeat customers there that tipped really well

the unabonger

Shakill OReal posted:

Well did you take it? Or just the tip?

just the tip

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

i flunked out posted:

i delivered to an a porn shop once. it was pretty mundane though. another time i delivered to the end of a dead end road and a guy walked out of the woods, paid in cash, gave me a $20 tip, then disappeared into the woods.

the weird poo poo you see delivering is pretty cool as long as you don't get murdered, that said I'm glad i don't do it anymore

the unabonger

Luvcow posted:

take one for the team :smith:

it took me around a year to figure out that my coworkers were doing that.

the unabonger

Luvcow posted:

the weird poo poo you see delivering is pretty cool as long as you don't get murdered, that said I'm glad i don't do it anymore

yeah i enjoyed it alot and tbh it was a pretty great job for a community college attending stoner. definitely glad ive moved on to better things.

deep dish peat moss

I started with better things but I've always seen myself sliding in to something like pizza delivery or mail room clerk or video game store retail as I get older.

Munchables

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The biggest tip I've gotten so far at my job is a twenty but the other day one of my co-workers got tipped 90 bucks




drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
I tip my pizza guy 5 bucks.

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drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack
If a fat persian guy ever gave you a 5 dollar tip for a pizza it was me probably.

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Matey

eat food

it's been several years since i've tipped a delivery driver.





not because i'm a jerk, i just don't get food delivered to my place anymore !





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i've lurked the sa forums for like a decade now and I figured should probably contribute or some poo poo. hi.

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

hello :)




Ace of Baes

drilldo squirt posted:

I tip my pizza guy 5 bucks.

me too, the only time I ever tip less than 5 bucks is if im like getting a coffee or something, even when i was like dirt broke my motto (that i stole from somebody else) is if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to order food

i tip restraunt servers at least $10 usually unless it was lovely service because their job blows hard

symbolic

Stool Sample posted:

i've lurked the sa forums for like a decade now and I figured should probably contribute or some poo poo. hi.
hello! :wave:

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Stool Sample posted:

i've lurked the sa forums for like a decade now and I figured should probably contribute or some poo poo. hi.

:lurkmore:


Jk, hello new friend

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Hector Beerlioz posted:

Dear byob, please help me relieve my cold symptoms, specifically: runny nose. Tia.

he*k, have you tried pulling you're head out of yours rear end?

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super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

Stool Sample posted:

i've lurked the sa forums for like a decade now and I figured should probably contribute or some poo poo. hi.

Thank you for choosing byob airlines, we hope you enjoy your flight

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

Stool Sample posted:

i've lurked the sa forums for like a decade now and I figured should probably contribute or some poo poo. hi.

hi

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Saint Isaias Boner

hi how are you

hello stool sample do you have any pets or hobbies you want to tell us about? any involvement in an unsolved or ongoing crime you want to get off your chest?

drilldo squirt

a beautiful, soft meat sack

Ace of Baes posted:

me too, the only time I ever tip less than 5 bucks is if im like getting a coffee or something, even when i was like dirt broke my motto (that i stole from somebody else) is if you can't afford to tip you can't afford to order food

i tip restraunt servers at least $10 usually unless it was lovely service because their job blows hard

I live in an apartment so I'd feel kinda lovely tipping anything less.

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I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
that quadruple tropical storm system sure didn't make much of a fuss in this here tiny state. hope everyone else also had a chill storm experience.

hogge wild, your new av is dope

Hogge Wild

by FactsAreUseless

RedTonic posted:

that quadruple tropical storm system sure didn't make much of a fuss in this here tiny state. hope everyone else also had a chill storm experience.

hogge wild, your new av is dope

:tipshat:

thank sib for it!

e: and finally i was cool enough for the bone buds tag

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I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Hogge Wild posted:

:tipshat:

thank sib for it!

e: and finally i was cool enough for the bone buds tag

is the angry anime eye cat inspired by your cat? (pet all cats)

also bone buds is cool. :black101:


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Luvcow

One day nearer spring
we were promised winds and rains and instead got little winds and drizzles and the "extreme drought" zone in eastern mass actually widened, my lawn looks like an arid savannah after this summer

Hogge Wild

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RedTonic posted:

is the angry anime eye cat inspired by your cat? (pet all cats)

also bone buds is cool. :black101:

no i originally thought that it was just some random funny image. i later learned that it was from a japanese meme: http://www.boredpanda.com/cartoon-anime-eyes-cat-montage/

this could make for a funny byob thread, but since i don't have any pets, i don't want to make the op. any cat owner is welcome to make the thread! (other pets are ok too i guess)

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POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Hogge Wild posted:

no i originally thought that it was just some random funny image. i later learned that it was from a japanese meme: http://www.boredpanda.com/cartoon-anime-eyes-cat-montage/

this could make for a funny byob thread, but since i don't have any pets, i don't want to make the op. any cat owner is welcome to make the thread! (other pets are ok too i guess)

hmm. my pets need pestered.

Luvcow posted:

we were promised winds and rains and instead got little winds and drizzles and the "extreme drought" zone in eastern mass actually widened, my lawn looks like an arid savannah after this summer

hey fellow new england pal

providence got a week of wretched slimy heaving humidity that turned every living soul into a slug or snail. most of us died because we forgot that molluscs and salt don't mix.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

RedTonic posted:

hmm. my pets need pestered.


hey fellow new england pal

providence got a week of wretched slimy heaving humidity that turned every living soul into a slug or snail. most of us died because we forgot that molluscs and salt don't mix.

i don't have air conditioning in my house or my car and that hasn't been a problem until this summer, new england is turning into the middle east, native plants that I've never seen wilt are wilting and the rare times we get a few hours of rain here and it only adds up to like 1/8 inch

:ohdear:

Hector Beerlioz

aw, hec

Luvcow posted:

i don't have air conditioning in my house or my car and that hasn't been a problem until this summer, new england is turning into the middle east, native plants that I've never seen wilt are wilting and the rare times we get a few hours of rain here and it only adds up to like 1/8 inch

:ohdear:

I have ac but it doesn't work well so it's 82 in my apartment right now

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

Hector Beerlioz posted:

I have ac but it doesn't work well so it's 82 in my apartment right now

on really hot days i escape to the woods or the river but some nights this summer its been around 95f at 10:00pm with a heat index around 105f, theres a stack of old crappy ac's in one my sheds that i should really just throw out or figure out which one will still spit out some cool air

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Luvcow posted:

i don't have air conditioning in my house or my car and that hasn't been a problem until this summer, new england is turning into the middle east, native plants that I've never seen wilt are wilting and the rare times we get a few hours of rain here and it only adds up to like 1/8 inch

:ohdear:

i've got air conditioners mounted in the walls. it's the weirdest poo poo i've ever seen. i miss central air. that is the best part of the south.

trees are dying all over the drat place (including my turkish bay tree, which always liked dry weather). of course part of that is due to the disgusting moth invasion. we're also in a state of "moderate drought." but hey, my house will probably be underwater within the next 20 years.

i have a real fear that one day i will live out the role of an extra in The Day After Tomorrow.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

RedTonic posted:

i've got air conditioners mounted in the walls. it's the weirdest poo poo i've ever seen. i miss central air. that is the best part of the south.

trees are dying all over the drat place (including my turkish bay tree, which always liked dry weather). of course part of that is due to the disgusting moth invasion. we're also in a state of "moderate drought." but hey, my house will probably be underwater within the next 20 years.

i have a real fear that one day i will live out the role of an extra in The Day After Tomorrow.

gypsy moths :( those little fuckers decimated an oak and several birch trees in my back yard, early summer you could hear them eating the leaves 24 hours a day and then there was like month of hell where you couldn't leave your car windows open when you parked or they'd infest your vehicle.

I'm on the south shore, near the water so yeah if and when the sea level rises everything i love will be under water

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Luvcow posted:

gypsy moths :( those little fuckers decimated an oak and several birch trees in my back yard, early summer you could hear them eating the leaves 24 hours a day and then there was like month of hell where you couldn't leave your car windows open when you parked or they'd infest your vehicle.

I'm on the south shore, near the water so yeah if and when the sea level rises everything i love will be under water

it doesn't seem like the states are doing anything about this either so i'm just like what happens when all the trees are dead and dried out and we turn into california 2.0 worst coast?

:negative:

SO UHHH how bout them happy times and good deeds? i'm still t-rexified from my wednesday workout but i got another book out last night so office manager cat won't fire me.

Stool Sample

EVERYONE Poops!?

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

hello stool sample do you have any pets or hobbies you want to tell us about? any involvement in an unsolved or ongoing crime you want to get off your chest?

a cat and a dog at my parents house, and i play the pathfnder tabletop rpg because i'm a huge goddmaned nerd

i used kazaa like 10 years ago but the viruses i got were punishment enough

Scaly Haylie

dear new co-worker: i do not want to carry on a conversation with you. please understand.

super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

Stool Sample posted:

a cat and a dog at my parents house, and i play the pathfnder tabletop rpg because i'm a huge goddmaned nerd

i used kazaa like 10 years ago but the viruses i got were punishment enough

Protip: use private trackers and a VPN and your piracy will be VD free


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Just finished watching penny dreadful and the ending is terrible and I'm shocked they canceled the Victorian era Hercules/soap opera.

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