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davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

I support just exclusively referring to parts of the body in relation to their distance from the crotch.

Nuevo posted:

Ow, my legs.

Nice down-a-little-from-the-crotch area tattoo!

# ? Sep 5, 2016 07:23

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 17:11

shelley: Nov 8, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

I read the book back in the early 90s when I was a kid and recognized the cover

That's odd, given that that specific book didn't come out until 2004

# ? Sep 7, 2016 20:37

Pastry of the Year: Apr 12, 2013

shelley posted:

That's odd, given that that specific book didn't come out until 2004

Oh, right, that's the one where the gunslinger met the Berenstein Bears

# ? Sep 7, 2016 20:46

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

Pastry of the Year posted:

Oh, right, that's the one where the gunslinger met the Berenstein Bears

Berenstain* . Yes, your whole life is a lie, as is mine.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 21:18

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

SaNChEzZ posted:

Berenstain* . Yes, your whole life is a lie, as is mine.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 21:29

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

shelley posted:

That's odd, given that that specific book didn't come out until 2004

Weird. I only read the first three which I think we're all that he had written at the time. I wonder where I saw that painting then.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 21:47

ICHIBAHN: Feb 21, 2007; by Cyrano4747

Nelson Mandela died?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 22:54

sout: Apr 24, 2014

ICHIBAHN posted:

Nelson Mandela died?

Twice, apparently.

are there any examples of tattoos where 4 people have each gotten one panel of a (web)comic?

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:01

cyberia: Jun 24, 2011; Do not call me that!
Snuffles was my slave name.
You shall now call me Snowball; because my fur is pretty and white.

sout posted:

Twice, apparently.

are there any examples of tattoos where 4 people have each gotten one panel of a (web)comic?

A very cursory google image search tells me no so don't worry, you and your friends can be the first people with a group loss tattoo.

Content:

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:14

ICHIBAHN: Feb 21, 2007; by Cyrano4747

God i loving hate them all

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:16

tnimark: Dec 22, 2009

I like the pizza one.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:29

Frozen Pizza Party: Dec 13, 2005

tnimark posted:

I like the pizza one.

Pizza one is the best of the bunch

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:33

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

SaNChEzZ posted:

Pizza one is the best of the bunch

Yeah, at least they've had fun with it. If I see one more loving lock and key tattoo I will vomit though.

# ? Sep 7, 2016 23:36

Apathetic Artist: Dec 23, 2010

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:10

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

Nice try, I meant the 'couples' version, where one has the lock and the other has the key.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:12

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

I've never seen a pizza themed tattoo that I didn't like.

I wonder if anyone has a tattoo of loss.pjg

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:16

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

sweeperbravo posted:

I've never seen a pizza themed tattoo that I didn't like.

Oh really?

Found on tumblr earlier today.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 00:28

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

davidspackage posted:

I support just exclusively referring to parts of the body in relation to their distance from the crotch.

I can't imagine why.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:00

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Kwyndig posted:

Oh really?

Found on tumblr earlier today.

Why is there a wolverine on a pizza?

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:02

Kwyndig: Sep 23, 2006; Heeeeeey

According to where I found it it's supposed to be a cat, and the text is "Get meowta here"

# ? Sep 8, 2016 01:05

UP THE BUM NO BABY: Sep 1, 2011; by Hand Knit

Kwyndig posted:

Oh really?

Found on tumblr earlier today.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 02:19

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

The text made me frown but I am down with a rad cat skateboarding on a pizza.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 03:55

shelley: Nov 8, 2010

Scratch Monkey posted:

Weird. I only read the first three which I think we're all that he had written at the time. I wonder where I saw that painting then.

It's a pretty bitchin' painting. No clue why someone would get it tattooed on themselves though.

# ? Sep 8, 2016 06:33

w00tmonger: Mar 9, 2011; F-F-FRIDAY NIGHT MOTHERFUCKERS

Agreedo, pizza tattoos are the best

# ? Sep 8, 2016 06:48

Anagram of GINGER: Oct 3, 2014; by Smythe

oh nice I recognize that fat upper fupa area

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:29

Say Nothing: Mar 5, 2013; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Sep 9, 2016 04:44

Short Penguin: Jun 1, 2010

fullroundaction posted:

This requires too much explanation, but here it is.

Long story short, my wife booked an appointment with a "famous" artist and I figured I'd get something at the shop we were traveling a long distance to just to help justify the trip. I wanted something HoL themed, and at the time, women wearing animal cowls was popular, and I really dug the general aesthetic. So the idea I discussed with the artist was a young boy, wearing a bull cowl (referencing King Mino's son and the legend of the Minotaur), surrounded by ash leaves (Yggdrasil/the eponymous tree), and the vein patterns of the leaves were to be in a maze pattern (obvious reasons).

What he drew up had more or less nothing to do with what we discussed and I painstakingly detailed throughout several email exchanges. I still liked the outline so I was just like gently caress it whatever let's do it. That's my cool story.

The lesson here is if you don't like something then don't feel pressured to get it, it's your money.

e: I don't know where this motherfucker got the idea to add acorns from.

That's still loving bitchin' though.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 05:44

Thursday Next: Jan 11, 2004; FUCK THE ISLE OF APPLES. FUCK THEM IN THEIR STUPID ASSES.

creationist believer posted:

I thought its nemesis was an expensive motorcycle and a pole

jeeeeeeeesus christ

# ? Sep 9, 2016 05:53

rydiafan: Mar 17, 2009

Elsa posted:

fat upper fupa area

That's redundant! :colbert:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 06:52

Johnny Truant: Jul 22, 2008

As someone who works in the neuroscience field this is just excruciating. Why is their brain literally pressing up against the dorsal aspect of their eyeballs? Where's their loving skull at!? :kingsley:

Also look at how they wrote "climb" in there. They wrote "Cimb" then had to jam the 'L' in afterwards. :redass:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 17:21

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

cyberia posted:

This one is cute. :3:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 17:30

fullroundaction: Apr 20, 2007; Drink beer every day

Johnny Truant posted:

Also look at how they wrote "climb" in there. They wrote "Cimb" then had to jam the 'L' in afterwards.

Twice ...

Short Penguin posted:

That's still loving bitchin' though.

Thanks!

# ? Sep 9, 2016 20:14

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Say Nothing posted:

At least the spelling is correct.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 22:22

Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Nuevo posted:

This one rules. :colbert:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 22:52

Dick Trauma: Nov 30, 2007; God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

At least the spelling is correct.

It's supposed to read "DOG" :smith:

# ? Sep 9, 2016 22:53

sweeperbravo: May 18, 2012; AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

Dick Trauma posted:

It's supposed to read "DOG"

doesn't even work in the mirror.

# ? Sep 9, 2016 23:47

tangy yet delightful: Sep 13, 2005

fullroundaction posted:

Twice ...

My guess is the artist made the mistake once and then repeated it on purpose for some semblance of unity and chance that someone might think it was cool and good instead of poo poo and bad.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 00:54

TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Nah I'm pretty sure I've seen that style of lettering before. In fact, I think it was on a very similar picture but with different words. Perhaps that was the inspiration.

# ? Sep 10, 2016 01:06