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Twinty Zuleps
May 10, 2008

by R. Guyovich
Lipstick Apathy
WHy does one of them have an adverb as a body type

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Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

error1 posted:

I feel like role playing a magical lizard shark wolf thing and being against race mixing is kind of self contradictory, is this like how hitler secretly had jewish ancestry?



But where's the multiple stats regarding their genitalia?

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS

Applewhite posted:

Looks to me like the northern monsters are superior to the southern ones in every way.

I knew it was a matter of time before you outed yourself as a racist

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

plain blue jacket posted:

I knew it was a matter of time before you outed yourself as a racist

I'm sure it's not the Southern Sergals' fault. It's just their culture that makes them this way.

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Zzulu posted:

Paying to become a part of a forum full of self hating aggressive people who collectively call themselves "goons" is pretty creepy as well

actually i am awesome and have great self esteem

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

WitchFetish posted:

I know Steven Universe attracted the weirdo trans-femme bi-aromantic queerfag-exclusive tumblr crowd, but what did Gravity Falls get? Debates about whether Pacifica or Wendy was best girl? I haven't watched the last episodes so I'm at a loss here.

i just found them super annoying, i dont remember any weird pedo poo poo


i assume there was some soemwhere but it didnt seem to be the main thing like it is with these other shows

plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
"The female Sergal also possesses a prehensile clitoral hood that covers their vulva. This hood has been described to "look like a tongue," and has been shown to be capable of grasping and manipulating objects, as well as entering the vagina, possibly to protect it. In addition, she possesses a second set of vocal folds within her uterus which allow her to, through the contraction and release of muscles, produce a rudimentary speech which is used to communicate with other female Sergals as a paralanguage, often to the consternation of their male counterparts"

Hahaha what the gently caress

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
stephen universe is awful but i guess it's a gassable offense to say that now, the mods are basically hitlers

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It all started with anime.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

Paladinus posted:

It all started with anime.

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

plain blue jacket posted:

"The female Sergal also possesses a prehensile clitoral hood that covers their vulva. This hood has been described to "look like a tongue," and has been shown to be capable of grasping and manipulating objects, as well as entering the vagina, possibly to protect it. In addition, she possesses a second set of vocal folds within her uterus which allow her to, through the contraction and release of muscles, produce a rudimentary speech which is used to communicate with other female Sergals as a paralanguage, often to the consternation of their male counterparts"

Hahaha what the gently caress

Furry queefs. Someone thought this up.

Slow-Scan Shep
Jul 11, 2001

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Applewhite posted:

Looks to me like the northern monsters are superior to the southern ones in every way.
this guy gets it

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lol.

sturgeon general
Jun 27, 2005

Smells like sushi.

plain blue jacket posted:

"The female Sergal also possesses a prehensile clitoral hood that covers their vulva. This hood has been described to "look like a tongue," and has been shown to be capable of grasping and manipulating objects, as well as entering the vagina, possibly to protect it. In addition, she possesses a second set of vocal folds within her uterus which allow her to, through the contraction and release of muscles, produce a rudimentary speech which is used to communicate with other female Sergals as a paralanguage, often to the consternation of their male counterparts"

Hahaha what the gently caress

That's right, folks. Sergal vaginas can talk.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I came in here to talk about cartoon horses and their devoted fans, and I'm feeling real uncomfortable about where this is going.

Ivan Shitskin
Nov 29, 2002

Are sergals always nazis like foxes are always gay?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
e you people are sick

sturgeon general
Jun 27, 2005

Smells like sushi.

Kenzie posted:

Are sergals always nazis like foxes are always gay?

Please don't take offense to my little brother. 6 years ago he was diagnosed with leukemia during his junior year of high school, and he was in a pit of despair until he discovered sergals through the internet. I played along because I introduced him to SA and the internet in the first place.

It might sound weird and offensive, but pretending to be a Nazi sergal on the internet really improved his outlook, and sure enough the leukemia went into complete remission a year later.

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

sergal tendency posted:

Please don't take offense to my little brother. 6 years ago he was diagnosed with leukemia during his junior year of high school, and he was in a pit of despair until he discovered sergals through the internet. I played along because I introduced him to SA and the internet in the first place.

It might sound weird and offensive, but pretending to be a Nazi sergal on the internet really improved his outlook, and sure enough the leukemia went into complete remission a year later.
wait is LNF your brother

i'm getting confused here

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
So are Sergals characters from a TV show like Ben-10 or something? How does everybody know about them? Were they in a comic book?

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The gently caress is a sergal? Did a shark gently caress a dog somewhere down the line? How did this not make the news?

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

Das Boo posted:

The gently caress is a sergal? Did a shark gently caress a dog somewhere down the line? How did this not make the news?

Obviously the only way to figure it out is to consume more vore porn and participate in Gaia online

Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

corn in the bible posted:

no, OP, becaus they are much wors k

i politely disagree. the recent shenanigans at that furry con with all the lovely diapers everywhere definitely put furries head and shoulders above bronies in the "kill on sight" category

i mean, not all bronies are furries but there is definitely overlap.

Literal Nazi Furry
Jan 27, 2008

Swastika - Helvetica - Ikea
Last night I dreamt of Adolf searching for Anne.
I lay on my back
standing alone in the corner watching the girls dance.

I'm on crystal meth.
I piss in my pants.

Claven666 posted:

i politely disagree. the recent shenanigans at that furry con with all the lovely diapers everywhere definitely put furries head and shoulders above bronies in the "kill on sight" category

i mean, not all bronies are furries but there is definitely overlap.

imagine this except with a bit more rampant pedophilia and you have bronycons fyi

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

LT56 posted:

Obviously the only way to figure it out is to consume more vore porn and participate in Gaia online

I declare you to be my champion, Sir. Go forth!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Applewhite posted:

So are Sergals characters from a TV show like Ben-10 or something? How does everybody know about them? Were they in a comic book?

AFAIK they're just an Original Furry Do Not Steal thing

quote:

For the Vilous Wiki, the entire Wiki about Sergals and the world setting they come from, see the link at the bottom of the page. Strangely enough for a wiki about all things /tg/, this article is mostly about sergals on /tg/.

Sergals are a very strange species made by a very strange Japanese furry named Trancy Mick (or "Mick39" these days). She gave them a number of nonstandard biological features, including huge ripping "molars" like shark teeth, a pointed, angled snout, breastless females, a raptor-like posture.

Sergals enjoy murder, violence, cannibalism, invoking fear in their enemies. The most popular Sergal is General Rain Silves, recognized by her yellow eyes marked with streaks of blood. She eats babies. More recent art of Rain has showed a spiraling descent into madness, drunk with her increasingly powerful and extreme shape-shifting abilities.At this rate, she'll ascend into godhood, like the Lovecraft version of Hercules.

Sergals are a contentious subject, with the furry crowd clamoring for them and the majority of /tg/ doing their utmost to flame them away.

Most of the 'legitimate' Sergal-statting threads have been made and have discussed everything there is to discuss, and the same few anons that made their stats and pages are now working on a Unified Setting for /tg/ that is basically a fantasy setting containing a lot of /tg/'s original content as well as helping other races get statted and/or helping fledgeling projects and otherwise getting poo poo done for /tg/.

Sergals have been statted for D&D 4e, D&D 3.5e, GURPS, and Dark Heresy. Sort-of-recent examples of some of these can be found on this page somewhere maybe. A mod created for Dorf Fort has been made available that includes them into the game.

The most well-known Sergal on /tg/ apart from Rain is John, the female sergal from Joanquest.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Applewhite posted:

So are Sergals characters from a TV show like Ben-10 or something? How does everybody know about them? Were they in a comic book?

I think it was Eek! the Cat.

Stunt_enby
Feb 6, 2010

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Improbable Lobster posted:

AFAIK they're just an Original Furry Do Not Steal thing

How can it be "do not steal" when it's loving STOLEN, huh???

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Improbable Lobster posted:

AFAIK they're just an Original Furry Do Not Steal thing

They lost me at "breastless females." Sounds like this is not my cup of tea.

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe

Applewhite posted:

They lost me at "breastless females." Sounds like this is not my cup of tea.

Is this image nws?

http://media.indiedb.com/images/groups/1/1/84/1187025029_Suffer_Not_the_Furry_to_Live_Desu.jpg

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
once i was talking to my dad who is a teacher and he said DID YOU KNOW THERE'S THESE WEIRDOS WHO LIKE THAT PONY CARTOON and i was like yeah theyre pretty hosed up and we agreed on that and it was a good bonding moment, my dad is cool

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

corn in the bible posted:

once i was talking to my dad who is a teacher and he said DID YOU KNOW THERE'S THESE WEIRDOS WHO LIKE THAT PONY CARTOON and i was like yeah theyre pretty hosed up and we agreed on that and it was a good bonding moment, my dad is cool

Haha! Yeah, dad! They're real freaks!
*Surreptitiously kicks well-used pony plush out of sight*

LT56
Sep 9, 2016

by Smythe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZJBxhJXk08k

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

sergal tendency posted:

Please don't take offense to my little brother. 6 years ago he was diagnosed with leukemia during his junior year of high school, and he was in a pit of despair until he discovered sergals through the internet. I played along because I introduced him to SA and the internet in the first place.

It might sound weird and offensive, but pretending to be a Nazi sergal on the internet really improved his outlook, and sure enough the leukemia went into complete remission a year later.

And now you know






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Radical and BADical!
Jun 27, 2010

by Lowtax
Fun Shoe

Literal Nazi Furry posted:

imagine this except with a bit more rampant pedophilia and you have bronycons fyi

gently caress I forgot about that.

yeah, burn em all and let satan sort em out

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Applewhite posted:

Haha! Yeah, dad! They're real freaks!
*Surreptitiously kicks well-used pony plush out of sight*

the english dept. has a problem becase some students have started wearing tails and they claim therians are a religion

i didnt even know what therian was

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plain blue jacket
Jan 13, 2014

IT DOESN'T STOP
IT NEVER STOPS
I don't know what a therian is

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