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glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot
TLC: The Lascivious Chomos

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Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012

hey whoops sorry guys i just mised the last 244 pages on this reality tv show can anyone get me up to speed

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Macasaurus posted:

hey whoops sorry guys i just mised the last 244 pages on this reality tv show can anyone get me up to speed

it is bad

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
imagine four jims on a cliff. bob works the same way

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Wow, literally the only one not smiling.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

who are they?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Wow, literally the only one not smiling.

Water, water everywhere and not a drop to drink.

Until the night.

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

personable decorum posted:

This song is incestuous because it is a cover of the other song but with anime.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-ALlPLAEbs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIPP-_FNJis

The first time I ever heard a Nightwish song, I laughed uncontrollably during the entire playtime. In my defense, I was in the theater, had just sat through Uwe Boll's reimagining of Alone in the Dark, and it was this one. It was just the perfect capstone of silliness and my brain broke for a couple minutes. It would be about six years later when I unabashedly embraced cheesy powermetal as awesome.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Oh god the Willis family do the J thing too.

1 Jessica Jane "Jess" April 13, 1992 (age 24)
2 Jeremiah Scott "Jair" April 9, 1993 (age 23)
3 Jennifer Elizabeth "Jenny" January 4, 1995 (age 21)
4 Jeanette Lynn "Jet" April 15, 1996 (age 20)
5 Jackson Scott "Jack" May 26, 1998 (age 18)
6 Jedidiah Scott "Jedi" August 22, 1999 (age 17)
7 Jasmine Katerina "Jazz" September 7, 2001 (age 15)
8 Juliette Rose "Julie" May 23, 2003 (age 13)
9 Jamie Christine May 24, 2005 (age 11)
10 Joy-Anna "Joy" December 2, 2006 (age 9)
11 Jaeger Scott October 4, 2009 (age 6)
12 Jada Marie October 27, 2010 (age 5)

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


When is Doobie getting a TLC show.

phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY

Jumpingmanjim posted:

Oh god the Willis family do the J thing too.

1 Jessica Josie Jupiter Jump
2 "Jair" Aslan V
3 Jenni Jumpgrass
4 Jewford Freeman
5 Jackworth Millpile
6 Jedi Sith Lord
7 Jaccordian
8 Juliette "Not in my House" Rose-Capulet
9 Jackrock Profunk
10 "Mint" Julep
11 Jehovah Judge
12 Jumpin Joy Jazzabelle


I tried to name them after what I would name my kids if I had an obsession with alliteration and was p drunk, but I think your post/name combo threw me, JumpinJimBingoBob.

UnfortunateSexFart
May 18, 2008

𒃻 𒌓𒁉𒋫 𒆷𒁀𒅅𒆷
𒆠𒂖 𒌉 𒌫 𒁮𒈠𒈾𒅗 𒂉 𒉡𒌒𒂉𒊑


Jumpingmanjim posted:

Oh god the Willis family do the J thing too.

1 Jessica Jane "Jess" April 13, 1992 (age 24)
2 Jeremiah Scott "Jair" April 9, 1993 (age 23)
3 Jennifer Elizabeth "Jenny" January 4, 1995 (age 21)
4 Jeanette Lynn "Jet" April 15, 1996 (age 20)
5 Jackson Scott "Jack" May 26, 1998 (age 18)
6 Jedidiah Scott "Jedi" August 22, 1999 (age 17)
7 Jasmine Katerina "Jazz" September 7, 2001 (age 15)
8 Juliette Rose "Julie" May 23, 2003 (age 13)
9 Jamie Christine May 24, 2005 (age 11)
10 Joy-Anna "Joy" December 2, 2006 (age 9)
11 Jaeger Scott October 4, 2009 (age 6)
12 Jada Marie October 27, 2010 (age 5)

I'd say they did quite a bit better than the Duggars. Nothing there is as bad as Jinger.

Better names than the Sister Wives kids too.

Blade_of_tyshalle
Jul 12, 2009

If you think that, along the way, you're not going to fail... you're blind.

There's no one I've ever met, no matter how successful they are, who hasn't said they had their failures along the way.

I hope they pronounce Jaeger as Jay-grr so he fits in with the rest.

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

why does this keep happening

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

8-Bit Scholar posted:

why does this keep happening

JIM BOB

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


8-Bit Scholar posted:

why does this keep happening
It's almost as if the kind of people who want to be on reality tv are also really awful.

Krispy Wafer
Jul 26, 2002

I shouted out "Free the exposed 67"
But they stood on my hair and told me I was fat

Grimey Drawer

Casimir Radon posted:

It's almost as if the kind of people who want to be on reality tv are also really awful.

More likely an ultra-paternalistic family structure where the father is obeyed without question and normal sexual urges are suppressed through guilt and shame results in some unhealthy as gently caress unintended consequences. Also fame whores. Toby Willis

Macasaurus
Oct 12, 2012


thanx

67 and still making love
Oct 7, 2005

Peek
a
BLARGH

Blade_of_tyshalle posted:

I hope they pronounce Jaeger as Jay-grr so he fits in with the rest.

I've met them, they do.

Fitzy Fitz
May 14, 2005




I wonder if TLC realizes that one of the most common threads between its shows is molestation.

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
so is the audience

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Dont let Satans lies keep you from Gods word!!!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
everyone is Lot and all the daughters are Jezebels

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
Some of the smartest people on the planetincluding scientists and professors and philosophers and my neighbor down the streetread and love the Holy Bible. And they are some of the sanest people on the planet!

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



That face

LongSack
Jan 17, 2003

The were on - I think - america's got talent last year, and they weren't terrible, except for a very creepy quiverfull vibe.

Edit: https://youtu.be/DSSrpP2aPZc

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

LongSack posted:

The were on - I think - america's got talent last year, and they weren't terrible, except for a very creepy quiverfull vibe.

Edit: https://youtu.be/DSSrpP2aPZc

The oldest one can't sing as well as she thinks she can.

LongSack
Jan 17, 2003

PostNouveau posted:

The oldest one can't sing as well as she thinks she can.

Yeah, "not terrible" is a relative thing considering how deplorably bad some AGT auditions are.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
Duggar Academy threesome

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
a degree issued by jim bob -> ivy league next!

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Rambling Robot posted:

a degree issued by jim bob -> ivy league next!

ivy league in duggaring

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




UnfortunateSexFart posted:

I'd say they did quite a bit better than the Duggars. Nothing there is as bad as Jinger.

Better names than the Sister Wives kids too.

Jada instead of Jade?

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Top City Homo posted:

Duggar Academy threesome

That's the name of my 80s neo-retro wave band.

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug
Passing Duggar Academy requires a course on how to deal with Josh's urges.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Meth, a hell of a drug

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Meth, a hell of a drug



Faces of Inceth

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Josh Duggar 2.0

https://twitter.com/rawstory/status/775718258423001088

quote:

He told a social worker there that he had molested the girl for at least two years, beginning in September 2013, but he blamed the child for initiating the sex acts and described her as a willing participant.

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...


Holy poo poo, I found the person I hate the most. Incredible!

"he blamed the child for initiating the sex acts"

:fuckoff:

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Yvershek
Nov 15, 2000

and there are no
diamonds in the
mine

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Meth, a hell of a drug



She used to always be smiling in the pictures posted here. Now... not so much..

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