alnilam posted:I once dated a cute waitress who i asked out while she was at work, it can happen!! Just be respectful and don't be a creep You must be really cute and or smooth. How did you do it? I have never seen it work in the wild. |
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misty mountaintop posted:You must be really cute and or smooth. How did you do it? I have never seen it work in the wild. I bet it had something to do with giving the tip |
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Sep 12, 2016 17:30
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If she rejects you just start blasting Tubthumping by Chumbawumba on your phone. |
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Sep 12, 2016 17:34
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i was asked out like 20 times when i was a waitress. i went out with 3 of them. they were all trainwrecks but i worked in a country music bar so the odds were pretty bad from the get go
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Ace of Baes posted:If she rejects you just start blasting Tubthumping by Chumbawumba on your phone. This is good because it shows her how much being rejected doesn't hurt you. "I get knocked down and I get up again" is a motto to live your life by. Coincidentally, if she says yes, Tubthumping by Chumbawamba is still the perfect song to start blasting in response, because "pissin the night away" is how you'll be expressing yourself to each other if you have the same fetishes I do |
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Sep 12, 2016 18:14
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Sep 12, 2016 18:20
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misty mountaintop posted:You must be really cute and or smooth. How did you do it? I have never seen it work in the wild. idk i didn't really have a plan... I just treated her like a normal waiter/ress (i.e. friendly but respectful that they're busy) but probably inadvertantly gave it away that i thought she was dreamy, and she seemed to be giving me crush vibes too, so i waited until after i paid up (i didn't want her to feel like the tip depended on receiving my flirts well) and i also waited until i was walking out because it'd be weird to ask a standing person out while sitting, and i just said hey uhh would you want to grab dinner sometime? and she said yeah sure and gave me her number and we met up later that week That's al,l no tricky plan or anything, i guess i must be cute or smooth 
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Sep 12, 2016 18:24
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My old boss just announced his engagement to his girlfriend. They met because she was a bartender and we were regulars at her bar. Try it, what's the worst that could happen?
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Sep 12, 2016 18:31
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am i a bad taste person for unironically enjoying the whole tubthumper album and that one len album too |
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Sep 12, 2016 18:36
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FluffieDuckie posted:i was asked out like 20 times when i was a waitress. i went out with 3 of them. they were all trainwrecks but i worked in a country music bar so the odds were pretty bad from the get go Will you go out with me? [.] yes [.] no |
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Sep 12, 2016 18:40
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Hi BYOB, I’m a long-time lurker. GBS is starting to make me jaded and I want to see what BYOB is about. The Bananana, I’ve asked out 2 waitresses: I was a regular at a restaurant bar for happy hour, and a waitress that was real nice was off of work and sitting at the bar. I bought her a drink and she was really friendly. I asked her out, and she said she had a boyfriend, which I took as a blow-off. However, later, she broke up with her boyfriend and wanted to go out with me, but I was already dating another person. Another time, I was drunk at another place and asked a waitress out, and she pretended that she didn’t hear me. That got awkward. So, buy her a drink, but don’t be drunk. Antagonist, stop stalking me. |
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Sep 12, 2016 18:41
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alnilam posted:idk i didn't really have a plan... I just treated her like a normal waiter/ress (i.e. friendly but respectful that they're busy) but probably inadvertantly gave it away that i thought she was dreamy, and she seemed to be giving me crush vibes too, so i waited until after i paid up (i didn't want her to feel like the tip depended on receiving my flirts well) and i also waited until i was walking out because it'd be weird to ask a standing person out while sitting, and i just said hey uhh would you want to grab dinner sometime? and she said yeah sure and gave me her number and we met up later that week gg ---------------- |
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SnotGrumble posted:Hi BYOB, I’m a long-time lurker. GBS is starting to make me jaded and I want to see what BYOB is about. hi ---------------- |
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SnotGrumble posted:Hi BYOB, I’m a long-time lurker. GBS is starting to make me jaded and I want to see what BYOB is about. welcome |
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Sep 12, 2016 18:46
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my cat is very old, and lately he has developed this habit of lying in the upstairs bathroom all day. is this a thing that happens? |
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Sep 12, 2016 19:09
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Lizard Wizard posted:my cat is very old, and lately he has developed this habit of lying in the upstairs bathroom all day. is this a thing that happens? my cat sits on the side of the bathtub...a lot. |
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Sep 12, 2016 19:12
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Lizard Wizard posted:my cat is very old, and lately he has developed this habit of lying in the upstairs bathroom all day. is this a thing that happens? Being very old myself, I can confirm.
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Lizard Wizard posted:my cat is very old, and lately he has developed this habit of lying in the upstairs bathroom all day. is this a thing that happens? mine is very old and pees in the bathtub 
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Sep 12, 2016 19:21
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my recommendation is to bake the waitress cookies Also, I am the waitress in question
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Sep 12, 2016 19:35
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a funny thread in gbs, What if Seinfeld was set in prehistoric times: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3789861
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Hi all Lizard Wizard posted:my cat is very old, and lately he has developed this habit of lying in the upstairs bathroom all day. is this a thing that happens? Is the bathroom warmer than other rooms? My dad's cat did that probably because of the underfloor heating when it got older |
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SnotGrumble posted:Hi BYOB, I’m a long-time lurker. GBS is starting to make me jaded and I want to see what BYOB is about Hiiii |
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Sep 12, 2016 20:33
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alternately: high [weed joke] |
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Sep 12, 2016 20:34
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alnilam posted:alternately: yes i am ---------------- |
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Sep 12, 2016 20:40
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do you ever post about anything other than being wasted and/or dropping north of $40 on the latest video game? |
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Sep 12, 2016 20:56
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:do you ever post about anything other than being wasted and/or dropping north of $40 on the latest video game? sometimes he posts about how hate speech, is good |
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Sep 12, 2016 21:24
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cat update
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Sep 12, 2016 21:28
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:do you ever post about anything other than being wasted and/or dropping north of $40 on the latest video game? Like... what else is there? |
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Sep 12, 2016 21:32
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I have decided to shut my cat out of the bathroom for the time being and see how he responds. |
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Sep 12, 2016 21:35
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Lizard Wizard posted:I have decided to shut my cat out of the bathroom for the time being and see how he responds. mean! writing lots of new words today.  sometimes i forget that i am actually productive.
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Sep 12, 2016 21:36
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test results: he wants in the bathroom. |
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Sep 12, 2016 21:43
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The Bananana posted:Like... what else is there? i dunno, apparently hate speech |
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Sep 12, 2016 21:44
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Lizard Wizard posted:test results: he wants in the bathroom. 
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Sep 12, 2016 21:46
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i don't think you realize, he wants to just hang out in there at all times |
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Sep 12, 2016 21:52
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cool tile feels good man |
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Sep 12, 2016 21:58
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Lizard Wizard posted:i don't think you realize, he wants to just hang out in there at all times Oh no, I get it. I have two cats, myself.
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Lizard Wizard posted:test results: he wants in the bathroom. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahkwQhQZWG8 ---------------- |
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Lizard Wizard posted:i don't think you realize, he wants to just hang out in there at all times mine likes the bathroom in winter because one of the hot water pipes runs right under the tiles near the door and it gets really warm and cozy
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I'm a dog person. Is that OK? |
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