Hogge Wild posted:

here's an older version:

Smash it Smash hit posted:

you have a bad memory from all the pee pees you let rest in your mouth

Kay Kessler posted:

Missed out on using "without further adieu", an error I've actually seen happen on here.

skander posted:

"Road to hoe" and "tow the line" as well.

Bert Roberge posted:

Look he's still alive he's just skinnier now.

They call him Smallie Mediums.

Naerasa posted:

I'd say that idea is an abortion but I don't think your nation allows those.

radiatinglines posted:

From what I can tell nobody is actually arguing anything, just making a bunch of lovely posts in response to what they wish some guy had said who isn't even here anymore

Griefor posted:

Hairbrained. Which is apparently so common that some dictionaries accept it as correct now, but I still hate it.

Heath posted:

"Hairbrained" makes more sense to me than harebrained.

Guy Mann posted:

Anybody who cares enough about arbitrary archaic slang to care is worth riling up at every opportunity. I am literally chomping at the bit to decimate them.

Heath posted:

"Hairbrained" makes more sense to me than harebrained.

Karate Bastard posted:

If you ever felt like swinging by the funny pictures thread, well now's a Great Time for that

LifeSunDeath posted:

You wrote this pages ago and then immediately it came true over and over again, gonna call you gropestradamus.

pog boyfriend posted:

i had intimate mature grown up sex with 3 women the other day, which felt really good, to have the sex with them *nervous murmurs of confusion from yospos audience* uh... which is like a steam achievement *entire crowd goes "Ohhh" and people suddenly start whistling in appreciation and applauding*

NTT posted:

The whole thread is good

no they will not posted:

I.N.R.I posted:

Just got done applying techniques i read in the Kama Sutra to a MILFs pussy and rear end in a top hat. I read a .pdf file of it at work on DL. What can I say ... Ive already played all the flash games on newgrounds lol. Ive matured with age and decided its better to loving educate myself instead and learn something before the heat death of the universe, life is basically meaningless so i have lots of sex because whats the point. Thats another thing, ladies love classy well read guys so buy a lot of books on your kindle and read them either in full or partially and then skip to the end so it says you read 100% of it on the GUI, that means general user interface which is what computers have so stupid people can use them. not that the women i have sex with are stupid or anything, actually theyre really interesting. semen comes out of my dick after i rub it on women for a while. i care about them which improves the cumming experience. the new iphone doesnt have a dedicated headphone jack

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Hihohe posted:

I used to think it was "nip it in the butt" for the longest time.

skander posted:

That one's for the dogs.

PBS Newshour posted:

I miss morally inept

PBS Newshour posted:

Rip it in the butt is a good saying, yes.

NTT posted:

The whole thread is good

Skylark posted:

echinopsis posted:

A good point is rear end sex. Woman I am thinking off had a dude that said to her "I wanna shove it up your rear end", no WAY was that going to work. Wasn't going to be good or fun for her at all. With me though, she says I'm the first person she's actually ever wanted to do it with, because she can see that with me, she'd feel safe and cared for. It's about the intent and the people, the acts themselves are just a form of communication.

"I figured out the secret to sex, its not about brute strength, it's all about having care and respect for your partner" Uhh no that's the secret to pokemon and you stole it from Ash

Sham bam bamina! posted:

How? Hares are stupid and have no long-term perspective. To use the term is to compare someone's thinking to that of a hare. That is why the term exists.

"Hairbrained" is just saying that an arbitrary thing that is not a brain is in someone's head. It's a much weaker and vaguer idea and would never have established itself as an idiom on its own.

NTT posted:

The whole thread is good

Sham bam bamina! posted:

Germstore posted:

Just getting a blowie, not gay.
Well, I don't want to be selfish better blow him back, still not gay.
Going on a date because I don't want to think I'm just hanging out for the blowjobs, still not gay.
Anal sex? Well, really what's the big difference between a man and a woman rear end, not gay.
Moving in with him and running a bed and breakfast, it's just an economic convenience, definitely not gay.
Living a long and beautiful life together and dying as happy old men, so not gay.

FordPRefectLL posted:

i dated a girl who was into this and she told me it was humiliating and she got off on shame

Gaunab posted:

explains why she was dating you

Volume posted:

Try to guess the fetish

I.N.R.I posted:

Just got done applying techniques i read in the Kama Sutra to a MILFs pussy and rear end in a top hat. I read a .pdf file of it at work on DL. What can I say ... Ive already played all the flash games on newgrounds lol. Ive matured with age and decided its better to loving educate myself instead and learn something before the heat death of the universe, life is basically meaningless so i have lots of sex because whats the point. Thats another thing, ladies love classy well read guys so buy a lot of books on your kindle and read them either in full or partially and then skip to the end so it says you read 100% of it on the GUI, that means general user interface which is what computers have so stupid people can use them. not that the women i have sex with are stupid or anything, actually theyre really interesting. semen comes out of my dick after i rub it on women for a while. i care about them which improves the cumming experience. the new iphone doesnt have a dedicated headphone jack

Mr. 47 posted:

Being political on the internet seems so easy. It's like a really lame game show where the answer to every question is "blame capitalism."

Puppy Galaxy posted:

StarkRavingMad posted:

You know, I haven't seen much (or any) talk about obvious game of the year candidate Calm Down, Stalin.




It's a pretty simple game. What you have to do is hold your finger close to the BIG RED BUTTON to scare your enemies back from the brink of attack. This stresses Stalin out, so you have a couple puffs on your pipe to relax. Then then phone rings and you have to answer that, so you do, and you listen to the guy on the other end to keep your state stability strong. Then you hang up your phone and have a puff off your pipe to calm you down but the lamp starts flickering and that stresses Stalin out so you have to punch it a couple times to get it working right. Oh yeah, the button, need to keep Stalin's finger close to that to ward off nuclear armageddon. Except the phone is ringing and I have to answer that and now there are these papers that need stamped and the light is flickering again, okay Stalin, just have a couple puffs off your pipe to calm down because your hands are shaking like mad except THAT loving LAMP IS FLICKERING AGAAIN AND

everything explodes.

It's four bucks ($3.50ish right now on sale) and actually pretty fun.

SolidSnakesBandana posted:

What's he gonna do with that gun

Jerusalem posted:

It's the ultimate calm

GOTTA STAY FAI posted:

You’re stranded on a deserted island with your best friend. You’ve not eaten for a long time, and it’s clear that without help, you’ll both die of starvation.

Suddenly, a plane roars overhead and disappears over the horizon, but not before dropping a crate labelled “FOOD,” which parachutes lazily toward you.

It takes much of the little strength you have left in your bodies to finally get it open, and when you do, you find that instead of hams and loaves of bread and apples and bananas, it’s actually full of X-rated, handwritten Steven Universe fanfiction.

The feeling of contemplating death while munching on your best friend’s forearm, the ground around you covered by bloody pages of scribbled stories of cartoons loving each other, is pretty much what it's like to eat a Bar-S hotdog.

K. Waste posted:

Pitch more ideal porno-parodies:

FreudianSlippers posted:

The Penetration of Jesse James by the Rock Hard Robert Ford.

Colostomy Bag posted:

I entered this world in 1973, so I have had the good fortune of growing up with the most shitastic vehicles of all time growing up.

At one time my parents owned two Chevettes. They were notorious for the floor boards to completely rust out, to the point where it was common in seeing the carpet underneath the car. Mechanically simple but piles of poo poo. The Cavalier was a monumental step up.

monster on a stick posted:

It must have been cool to put your feet through the floor boards and get the car started while yelling "yabba dabba doo!" though.

Colostomy Bag posted:

True story, my dad was frugal and lazy. He let it get so bad the carpet wore out and developed a hole as well. While driving he dropped his sunglasses and realized they went down the hole. When he turned around to get them he found he had driven over them. At that point he started to look for a new car.