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Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lol this could go either way

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Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

That DICK! posted:

Shane you fuckin Hitler

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
"You guys are scrubs!"

lol

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

I don't even care if he loses. You did it Heath! You did it for your 3^^^3 kids! :unsmith:

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Did that one Ascension guy get fat or is it just the way those half shirts look

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
shane is an rear end in a top hat

Pinwiz11
Jan 26, 2009

I'm becom-, I'm becom-,
I'm becoming
Tana in, Tana in my mind.



An immediate defense... :ohdear:

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Dr. rear end posted:

I was just thinking today that throwing the tag belts on the Ascension would be an okay way to make them relevant again

sounds more like a way to bury the belt

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Shane, you're a monster.

Supreme Allah
Oct 6, 2004

everybody relax, i'm here
Nap Ghost
That fat man with his tights pulled up to his nipples

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rhonne posted:

Heath won a job the same night I lost mine. :gbsmith:

Losing your job sucks. Im also unemployed right now, hang it there bud!

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

we already had one tag squash tonight, are they actually planning on this being competitive?

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian

Erebus posted:

Did that one Ascension guy get fat or is it just the way those half shirts look

well, he got suspended a while back, and probably stopped whatever he was doing.

Dr. Ass
Apr 21, 2008

Soothing Vapors posted:

sounds more like a way to bury the belt

I mean I never thought I'd care this much about a tag team of Heath Slater and Rhyno winning tag belts but here we are

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

"heath slater and rhyno? more like cheap hater and die-now!"


Abroham Lincoln posted:

HEALTH SLATER AND RHYNO

MORE LIKE

BEEF HATER AND WHYMO

RAAAAAAAA

:allears:

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Either I fell asleep for a minute there or that commercial was trying to convince me to have sex with Mac n' Cheese

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Eltoasto posted:

lol this could go either way

the actual best thing about heath slater winning the tag title is that every defense has this drama

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Heath signed on for a Job - it was a trap all along

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

sportsgenius86 posted:

I'm gonna get you a tongue?

One of his seven children was born without a tongue. Now he can afford to buy her one.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The stream I'm watching just put up a hilarious parody of terrible television show ideas. Get this, the concept was that there is a tv series version of Lethal Weapon! What a hoot!

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan

Writer Cath posted:

One of his seven children was born without a tongue. Now he can afford to buy her one.

It's in the Heath Slater Extended Universe, you have to read all the books

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?

DoctorGonzo posted:

Losing your job sucks. Im also unemployed right now, hang it there bud!

Thanks buddy. :unsmith:

Maybe I should ask Rhyno to help me get a job like he did for Heath, he lives in my hometown afterall.

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Jerusalem posted:

The stream I'm watching just put up a hilarious parody of terrible television show ideas. Get this, the concept was that there is a tv series version of Lethal Weapon! What a hoot!

Man, that'd be crazy, like making a cartoon version of Rambo.

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

lol Konnor is such garbage

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
I like that Heath Slater is now literally Cletus the Slack Jawed Yokel.

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

NICE MOVE ASCENSION

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Ouch, that botch :ohdear:

SilverMike
Sep 17, 2007

TBD


Jeez that was a bad double team move.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

I remember doing that move with my friends when we were 7

DeNomolos
Jan 10, 2013

mild mannered meatspin historian
lmao please let this be short.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
wow that guy got fat as hell

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Haha, is Slater busted open again?

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



lmao that camera angle of Viktor running at Rhyno

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i like that heath slater's finisher is 'tag in rhyno'

Ostentatious
Sep 29, 2010

For the people that don't know about the Ascension, Viktor is the good wrestler

SomeMathGuy
Oct 4, 2014

The people were ASTONISHED at his doctrine.

Oh right, ECW. Just a fun win pop.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

konor is so bad

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
oh right, this is the good show, they weren't gonna drop it to the ascension

Eltoasto
Aug 26, 2002

We come spinning out of nothingness, scattering stars like dust.



Brock Lesnar posted:

wow that guy got fat as hell

It was his long term plan to defend the GORE, but it didn't work out :(

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shane is still a dick

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