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Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

whatis posted:

:siren: sinbin tell the creator to name the team the neon knights :siren:

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kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
If they go with that name, Trump will rush out and buy a personalized captain's jersey for the rest of his campaign.

He's always dreamed of it being acceptable to dress up like a Neon Knight's C.

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

I wish I had known, I would have run over just to say "who the hell is creator" and then "well then why doesn't it just say that" and then walk away giving the leery eye.

There's enough tourists on the Strip that it's plausible.

toe knee hand posted:

The Las Vegas Creation.

Creationists.

Nail Rat posted:

After the Sin Bin guy doesn't get hired by SB Nation, I hope he just becomes super bitter and ends up getting thrown in jail for stalking Foley

I was calling this like three pages ago.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010
I'm definitely okay with Neon Knights as a name, purely because I like the idea of a NHL team named after a Black Sabbath song. Although, I'd prefer War Pigs if we go that route.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'm definitely okay with Neon Knights as a name, purely because I like the idea of a NHL team named after a Black Sabbath song. Although, I'd prefer War Pigs if we go that route.

Las Vegas Snowblind

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Nail Rat posted:

Las Vegas Snowblind

I'd laugh my rear end off if Bettman approved that after making the no gambling references rule, considering that song's subject matter

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!

El Gallinero Gros posted:

I'd laugh my rear end off if Bettman approved that after making the no gambling references rule, considering that song's subject matter

It works on so many different levels, it's perfect.

Brandon Proust
Jun 22, 2006

"Like many intellectuals, he was incapable of scoring a simple goal in a simple way"

Las Vegas Sweet Leafs :420:

mindofme
May 19, 2003

Learn trispace and never have to think about math again!

kalensc posted:

If they go with that name, Trump will rush out and buy a personalized captain's jersey for the rest of his campaign.

He's always dreamed of it being acceptable to dress up like a Neon Knight's C.

:perfect:

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Las Vegas Scorpions

Las Vegas Sidewinders

Las Vegas Joshua Trees

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
Only names my imagination could come up with are Experience and Entertainers

Wish we could just get Aces or something :smith:

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?
The Las Vegas experience would be pretty good purely because you'd be able to experience losing in vegas without having to spend any money!

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer

grack posted:

Las Vegas Scorpions

Las Vegas Sidewinders

Las Vegas Joshua Trees

Joshua trees own.

take me you ANIMAL
Nov 28, 2002

Congrats big boy

Pornographic Memory posted:

REGULAR SEASON
EASTERN CONFERENCE
CHAMPIONS

It's wall to wall presidents trophy and southeast division banners. It's really pathetic.

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!
Las Vegas Neon TIgers

Sash!
Mar 16, 2001


Las Vegas Vegas

Use a Lockheed Vega for logo

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

It's lame they're going with Desert Knights.

The stylized alt logo is going to be a boring LVDK

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.
Their mascot should be Donkey Kong.

Gio
Jun 20, 2005


Drunk Canuck posted:

It's lame they're going with Desert Knights.

The stylized alt logo is going to be a boring LVDK

lvdk

love dick

haha. oh man.

yellowcar
Feb 14, 2010

Gio posted:

lvdk

love dick

haha. oh man.

lol i'm literally 14 years old irl

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Drunk Canuck posted:

It's lame they're going with Desert Knights.

The stylized alt logo is going to be a boring LVDK

what? for real? for really reals?





lol thank u the creator

pizza valentine
Sep 19, 2007

DON'T FAKE THE FUNK
Grimey Drawer

Duke Chin posted:

what? for real? for really reals?





lol thank u the creator

Pretty sure it's still between Gold/Silver/Desert


https://twitter.com/TravisSBN/status/775802156930699264

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
Desert Knights would own.

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain
If they just don't have a kronwall, or an Ott I will be a fan of the Desert Knights

Scob
Jul 17, 2005

they should call them the dessert nights and have a big piece of cake for a logo

Stretch Marx
Apr 29, 2008

I'm ok with this.

Scob posted:

they should call them the dessert nights and have a big piece of cake for a logo

They should use the cake logo regardless.

Jovial Cow
Sep 7, 2006

inherently good
All of the Knight iterations are just misdirection so they could get Cake Eaters.

Nail Rat
Dec 29, 2000

You maniacs! You blew it up! God damn you! God damn you all to hell!!
The Wild and the Blue Jackets were both officially named around 2.5 years before their first drafts. This team is going to be drafting in 9 months and the owner is still by his account registering fake names to throw people off the trail of what they're actually going to be called.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/nhl-vegas/bill-foley-admits-registering-fake-names-las-vegas-nhl-team

This is already the dumbest team in sports.

Teemu Pokemon
Jun 19, 2004

To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause
you just don't understand the process of the creator

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH
Silver something is probably best since it's the Silver State. Even though our silver industry's best cultural export was the NWA/WCW Heavyweight Title belt.

I just don't know why you're calling your team Knights when there's a bigger city with a team called Kings nearby. Is our hockey identity really Los Angeles's lovely less important buddy? We get enough of that in our real lives.

Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks

Teemu Pokemon posted:

you just don't understand the process of the creator

[me, if the team folds] Haha more like The Crater

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

Craptacular! posted:

Silver something is probably best since it's the Silver State. Even though our silver industry's best cultural export was the NWA/WCW Heavyweight Title belt.

I just don't know why you're calling your team Knights when there's a bigger city with a team called Kings nearby. Is our hockey identity really Los Angeles's lovely less important buddy? We get enough of that in our real lives.

The LV hockey identity is the closest thing The Creator can get to naming the team after his alma mater without a lawsuit

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
i've changed my mind and would now like the team to be called the disco knights

dogstile
May 1, 2012

fucking clocks
how do they work?

Nail Rat posted:

The Wild and the Blue Jackets were both officially named around 2.5 years before their first drafts. This team is going to be drafting in 9 months and the owner is still by his account registering fake names to throw people off the trail of what they're actually going to be called.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/nhl-vegas/bill-foley-admits-registering-fake-names-las-vegas-nhl-team

This is already the dumbest team in sports.

That's actually pretty funny. People have been speculating like crazy over the name, so a big "ha, fooled you" makes me laugh

Duke Chin
Jan 11, 2002

Roger That:
MILK CRATES INBOUND

:siren::siren::siren::siren:
- FUCK THE HABS -

Nail Rat posted:

The Wild and the Blue Jackets were both officially named around 2.5 years before their first drafts. This team is going to be drafting in 9 months and the owner is still by his account registering fake names to throw people off the trail of what they're actually going to be called.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/sports/nhl-vegas/bill-foley-admits-registering-fake-names-las-vegas-nhl-team

This is already the dumbest team in sports.

dogstile posted:

That's actually pretty funny. People have been speculating like crazy over the name, so a big "ha, fooled you" makes me laugh

THE CREATOR probably just threw a shitload of money at someone's stupid face and it's going to be Golden Black Knights after all because these sorts of folk tend to have all the bucks and zero loving taste. :homebrew::flaccid:


e: whoops got my shade wrong - so many different [X] Knights had been thrown around I forgot what the original was.

Duke Chin fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Sep 15, 2016

Pornographic Memory
Dec 17, 2008

hifi posted:

The LV hockey identity is the closest thing The Creator can get to naming the team after his alma mater without a lawsuit

Yeah the whole "knights" thing is because The Creator really really really wishes he could name the team the Black Knights after West Point's athletics teams, and the team is owned under Black Knight Sports & Entertainment.

Loqieu
Feb 27, 2001

The funny thing is West Point had their teams known as the Cadets until 1999. Confusingly they also recently changed their logo from a black knight to a Spartan helmet and sword.

HanabaL03
Nov 12, 2003

We're spread, we're spread, we're spreading our.... wings! :v:
I'm pulling for "Desert Knights".

Flocons de Jambon
Apr 11, 2015
Las Vegas Daesh Knights

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Yaya
Nov 14, 2012

vancloober cablucks
Desert Knight has the potential to be cool but the problem is they'd shy away from the Arabic knight logo that would make it cool.

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