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Linda, you're tearing me apart!
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Linda was always such a hussie. Look how she dresses.
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Sep 14, 2016 18:29
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WrenP-Complete posted:Linda, you're tearing me apart! *throws a hollowed out TV chassis out the window*
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Sep 14, 2016 18:42
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turbomoose posted:
This is hosed up. Dogs are great.
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Sep 14, 2016 21:46
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Zzulu posted:i love myself The top or the bottom?
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Sep 14, 2016 21:53
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Never mind, I've changed my mind. I disike dogs now
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Sep 14, 2016 22:05
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You gotta be real pathetic in order to be threatened by your woman's dog.
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Sep 14, 2016 22:32
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Tricky D posted:You gotta be real pathetic in order to be threatened by your woman's dog. What if it was a super huge and expensive dog that also had multiple expensive chronic health issues and was poorly trained and becoming more prone to violent outbursts as it got older? It'd be me or the fuckin' dog. She'd choose the dog obviously, because she would have shown the poor animal mercy long ago if she weren't being all crazy about her meat property. It would be a Catch 22, though. Giving up the dog for me would be a terrible choice because I'm a retarded manchild, but keeping the dog would be a terrible choice that would drive away the last vestiges of human contact the woman would likely ever have, which is why she's making a decision between the dog and me in the first place.
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Sep 14, 2016 22:44
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Wait is the husband is too good to me person the same as the dog person? I dont get if it's the same story what happened.
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Sep 14, 2016 22:46
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Sounds more like at least one person looking for a way out of an arranged marriage.
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Sep 14, 2016 22:47
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Ratjaculation posted:Never mind, I've changed my mind. I disike dogs now Purple too?
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Sep 14, 2016 22:49
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WrenP-Complete posted:Wait is the husband is too good to me person the same as the dog person? I dont get if it's the same story what happened. It sort of looks like he sent her a picture of that story in their chat, but I don't know what the relevance of him doing that would have been
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Sep 14, 2016 22:53
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Pvt.Scott posted:What if it was a super huge and expensive dog that also had multiple expensive chronic health issues and was poorly trained and becoming more prone to violent outbursts as it got older? IDK man. This scenario seems pretty specific and contrived. Like, how do you even get the point of ultimatum if the person you are seeing has such a lovely animal?
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Sep 14, 2016 22:58
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It came from Facebook. 
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Sep 14, 2016 23:03
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Was expecting minutes between posts, not hours.
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Sep 14, 2016 23:08
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WrenP-Complete posted:Wait is the husband is too good to me person the same as the dog person? I dont get if it's the same story what happened. It looks like he sent it in a message, but I have no idea what his point would be. Some content: I met my partner when she started working at the same brewery that I do. She was persuaded to do so by a few people who already worked here, one of them being another bartender. He met her while they were taking a math class together and kept texting her after that ended. The following semester she was on campus for a class one day and he texted her warning her that it would probably start storming soon. He kept offering to give her a ride home, stressing how small a deal it was for him to do so, and when she politely declined he still left the offer on the table. When she got out of class there was a heavy downpour and she took him up on the offer. He was apparently pleasant during the ride, but after that he would mention how he came to her rescue every single time he texted her or spoke to her. She came to find out he was bragging about it to mutual friends and probably strangers. When she confronted him about it he apologized profusely and opened up about how lonely he was. She felt bad and went to lunch with him a couple of times in a casual friendly way. He interpreted it as them dating and told everyone he knew. She found out again and had to confront him again, but kept her distance from him after that. He still texted her constantly but she would only respond occasionally. We met a few weeks after that. In the beginning she had an irregular schedule, so I used to go to the bar around opening every day and ask one of the bartenders if she was working that day or not. I noticed that he would avoid me when the bar staff got used to my routine. It took a month for her to get more shifts, one of which was Wednesdays with this guy. One afternoon they were opening the bar together and she mentioned me (not in a lovey-dovey way but just happened to mention my name). He asked her if they could talk and then told her that he's been having a very hard time dealing with our relationship. He said their "history" made it difficult and asked her if she could not talk about me at all for a while. She was nice enough to agree, and when she told me I did my best to avoid the subject with him as well. He got over it after a few months. Not an awful "nice guy", but a nice guy nonetheless.
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Sep 14, 2016 23:33
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MY PALE GOTH SKIN posted:Was expecting minutes between posts, not hours. I'm not sure whether or not there is a bright side to his surpassing expectations in this way.
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Sep 14, 2016 23:34
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I went to an event hosted by a female person I know recently and I didn't really feel like going so I told her I didn't know why I even bothered coming cause it wasn't like we were going to gently caress ever on account of her douchebag boyfriend and she said she very much intended to sleep with me on one occasion when she invited me to her place but I decided at the time to bring my girlfriend along so nothing happened. I had no idea. That was my personal recent story, I am a nice man.
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Sep 14, 2016 23:47
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I just skip all the middle comments and go straight to the last comment after a few minutes, only in my mind though, not spoken aloud or online, you know, like a normal person.
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Sep 14, 2016 23:47
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If I were a women, I would give affirmative consent by  ing and singing "Be My Guest"
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Sep 14, 2016 23:55
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Stinky_Pete posted:If I were a women, I would give affirmative consent by eye contact does not matter ever
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Sep 14, 2016 23:56
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Tricky D posted:IDK man. This scenario seems pretty specific and contrived. Like, how do you even get the point of ultimatum if the person you are seeing has such a lovely animal? It could happen to anyone.
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Sep 15, 2016 00:44
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If you would get rid of a dog for a boyfriend/girlfriend you don't deserve dogs or romance. She did the right thing
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Sep 15, 2016 00:56
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The Saurus posted:A loose female acquaintance of mine sends a slave messenger at 1:00am today and asks me if I could chisel something on a Tabulae for her and bring it over in the afternoon. "Hey yeah sure sure, whatever you need I'll help you, I'm all yours," I tell her. She sends me this diptych and lo and behold I can't chisel it. It's written in Greek with circles and curves and I only have a straight chisel so I begin panicking, trying to find a greek slave or a way to chisel the letters. Scouring the vicus yields no results and I do my usual pacing in my Insula. this post made me laugh, reflect on how the author of the original story is dead, and then type this post
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Sep 15, 2016 01:01
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What if both the dog and the boyfriend are poorly trained? Who do you give up in that scenario?
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Sep 15, 2016 01:02
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Is someone having sex with a dog?
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Sep 15, 2016 01:12
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WrenP-Complete posted:Is someone having sex with a dog? I don't think I would gently caress a dog if I was desperate maybe forced but really.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:13
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That's like asking "is it raining" because of course it's raining somewhere.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:14
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Sure I guess I didn't understand the connection between the dog thing and the husband thing and my mind is reaching?
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Sep 15, 2016 01:17
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You just need to try harder. If you're a shrink or a social worker or whatever, life's going to throw crazy poo poo at you.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:19
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WrenP-Complete posted:Sure I guess I didn't understand the connection between the dog thing and the husband thing and my mind is reaching? The "dump me or dump the dog" guy texted a screen cap of the news story about the husband who was being divorced for being too nice as a passive aggressive way of telling the woman he was giving his childish ultimatum to that she was making a poor decision, just like the woman in the article. E: it's also a great self own because he posted an article about a suffocating, controlling d-bag being divorced by his wife who was never allowed to do even the simplest of things. Pvt.Scott fucked around with this message at 01:24 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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Sep 15, 2016 01:20
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phasmid posted:You just need to try harder. If you're a shrink or a social worker or whatever, life's going to throw crazy poo poo at you. Lol thanks. It's true that I'm a shrink that works at a think tank and my mind is mush right now but I think knowing there's crazy poo poo out there may be why I jumped to "maybe he is accusing her of loving a dog."
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Sep 15, 2016 01:26
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Some dogs aren't great and some people suck amd it's probably not great to stay in a relationship that hinges on something that petty?
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Sep 15, 2016 01:26
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I think if you get upset about your partner's dog, you're probably a codependent piece of garbage anyways.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:28
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WrenP-Complete posted:Lol thanks. It's true that I'm a shrink that works at a think tank and my mind is mush right now but I think knowing there's crazy poo poo out there may be why I jumped to "maybe he is accusing her of loving a dog."
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Sep 15, 2016 01:31
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phasmid posted:I mean I keep my boyfriend in a cage and call him a dog so the issue is muddy at best. Well where else are you going to keep a dog like him? The bed?
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Sep 15, 2016 01:32
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WrenP-Complete posted:Well where else are you going to keep a dog like him? The bed? Hell no. That's for my dog 
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Sep 15, 2016 01:32
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phasmid posted:I mean I keep my boyfriend in a cage and call him a dog so the issue is muddy at best. Some guys have it pretty ruff. 
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Sep 15, 2016 01:32
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Why would anyone choose to hate women when it's so much more rewarding to hate yourself?
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"Oh yeah, I'm consumed with feelings of profound inadequacy and need an animal that has been bred to think of me as its boss because it is the only thing I will ever have power and control over in my entire stupid life" - dog owners, probably
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