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YES thank you! EDIT: This so far reminds me, how I often have to explain to people who are new to pro wrestling that "they're not really trying to kill each other!" If they were all really trying to seriously injure each other, everyone would be dead or seriously injured within the first few minutes and then there'd be no one left to wrestle. It's not fake, it's real entertainment! NO they're not gonna shoot each other or use those grenades and bombs. I had to explain this to a friend of mine just now 
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Sep 15, 2016 01:43
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Jesus Christ, Striker.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:44
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Nothing like referencing Hitler
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eljackass posted:
Dario actually did kill a man and he got arrested for it. Just because it's allowed in a wrestling context doesn't make it legal!
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Great White Hope posted:Dario actually did kill a man and he got arrested for it. Just because it's allowed in a wrestling context doesn't make it legal! Well you got a point there
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Sep 15, 2016 01:47
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These loving bumps
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Charles Gnarwin posted:These loving bumps I'm doing a lot of yelling "aw faaaack" over here
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Sep 15, 2016 01:49
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Oh dear, that driver on the ladder was a thing.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:50
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ahaahh he just loving threw him out of the ring
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Sep 15, 2016 01:50
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Matt Striker's overly strained war metaphors make me want to set my creative writing degree on fire and forget the English language.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:51
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that reaction shot of Vampiro was the best
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Sep 15, 2016 01:52
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Writer Cath posted:make me want to set my creative writing degree on fire I mean I though those things were made for that. This is a good hardcore match.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:53
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Reminds me of last year's Iron Man match -- some of those bumps were so gnarly looking, "you realize that there's another human being on the other side of that ladder, right??" A lot of this match has been pure OUCH, and Marty's head cut is the least of it! 
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Sep 15, 2016 01:53
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HOLY poo poo Hahaha that was awesome
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Sep 15, 2016 01:58
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It took loving forever to get there but that finishing spot was rad.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:58
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That was a bump. That sure was a fuckin' bump.
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Sep 15, 2016 01:59
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Dias posted:That was a bump. goddamn
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Sep 15, 2016 02:00
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Rowdy Ringsports > Lucha Underground Season Three: That's the Nutsack, Bro
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Sep 15, 2016 02:01
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oh poo poo the other half of the amulet all sort of new stories happening here
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Sep 15, 2016 02:01
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Erebus posted:The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Sports Argument Stadium > Rowdy Ringsports > Lucha Underground Season Three: That's the Nutsack, Bro It's the nutsack
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Melissa being terrified of Marty the Moth is one of my favorite stories these guys have going.
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That wasn't as  as No Mas, but drat that was good. Between the ladder suplex and the final spot I was screaming.
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Sep 15, 2016 06:08
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What's with the circa 2002 nu metal band they've had kicking off the show lately? I'm half expecting them to start playing P.O.D. covers.
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Sep 15, 2016 07:50
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Matt Striker was insufferable this week.
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ICHIBAHN posted:Matt Striker was insufferable this week. The thing about Striker is that he's never really annoyed me too much whenever I've heard him on any show, but this week with the "beep beep beep" and all the army, war, and battle references and puns did grate on me quite a lot. That said, the main event was really good and the stories being set up were also intriguing to me. Joey Ryan, you no good son of a bitch!
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Sep 15, 2016 11:30
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I legit want to put Matt Striker and Mauro Ranallo on a commentary team together and not tell either of them that they're in a competition with each other to see who can stretch a wedged-in reference further.
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Sep 15, 2016 11:48
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The thing is, Mauro can stretch it out over the course of a match, whereas Striker will bludgeon a reference into every sentence, whether it makes sense or not.
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Mauro keeps such an insane pace that the reference doesn't have time to make you face palm before he's back to calling every single move with enthusiasm. Also, I much prefer the "try-hard dad" tone of Mauro's stuff to the "I'm a smart guy because I skim Breitbart articles" vibe of Striker's references.
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Sep 15, 2016 13:00
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At least Mauro doesn't feel the need to let the audience know how turned on he is whenever a female character does anything
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Grozz Nuy posted:At least Mauro doesn't feel the need to let the audience know how turned on he is whenever a female character does anything I've noticed this more from Vampiro than Striker. Although with Vamp, it's hard to tell if it's the women or the violence that does it for him. Probably both.
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I think the violence is what does it, women just heighten the experience. I did notice they didn't get weird until the very end of the women's match in the first episode this season. Maybe someone told them to calm it down?
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Sep 15, 2016 18:44
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Grozz Nuy posted:At least Mauro doesn't feel the need to let the audience know how turned on he is whenever a female character does anything Maybe not any more, but I still have the "25 centimeter pole" line seared into my brain
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Sep 15, 2016 18:59
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I gotta say that I have a love/hate relationship with Striker, but tonight was all love. This match was totally over the top ridiculous and Striker's war puns and one liners were loving perfect. This was the first time I watched an episode with my friend who likes it and we were laughing our asses off.
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PaybackJack posted:I gotta say that I have a love/hate relationship with Striker, but tonight was all love. This match was totally over the top ridiculous and Striker's war puns and one liners were loving perfect. This was the first time I watched an episode with my friend who likes it and we were laughing our asses off. Be honest: how baked were you guys
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Be honest: how baked were you guys Well we had been drinking for a few hours but I legitimately enjoy Striker in these types of situations.
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i feel like this would all make sense if we got two minutes of a backstage vignette where striker is begging to set the ring up in dumb army props just so that he has something to make easier puns and references.
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Charles Gnarwin posted:Mauro keeps such an insane pace that the reference doesn't have time to make you face palm before he's back to calling every single move with enthusiasm. Also, I much prefer the "try-hard dad" tone of Mauro's stuff to the "I'm a smart guy because I skim Breitbart articles" vibe of Striker's references. StarkRavingMad posted:I've noticed this more from Vampiro than Striker. Although with Vamp, it's hard to tell if it's the women or the violence that does it for him. Probably both.
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