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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:mine would follow me around and leap from the ottoman back to my lap like 2 ft away You let 5 rats run wild in your home for no reason?? Man, the civilized world is weird.
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I think my dog is sick 
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naem posted:I think my dog is sick my dog got hit by 2 cars and has lived to be 10 and going strong. hope the boss didn't ruin my brain with cancer so i can keep on taking care of the daisies
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Cats are disgusting filthy creatures filled with disease and parasites. The only people who like cats are people infected with that brain parasite they carry that makes you like them. 
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Sep 15, 2016 06:53
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I died from that parasite have some respect
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The only good pet is a parrot but if you aren't NEET you can't take proper care of one. Every other animal is a meme in the very literal sense of the word as intended by Richard Dawkins and you are a fool for buying into them.
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Sep 15, 2016 07:00
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bird crazies are just the worst
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Sep 15, 2016 07:04
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My cat died. My dog hasn't died yet.
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Sep 15, 2016 07:05
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If you have a bird in your house I don't want to come to your house so get a bird and maybe dudes won't come over and drink all your milk and fall asleep in your bed
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Sep 15, 2016 07:08
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Crazier are the dweebs who don't think their flat-faced rats don't smell like a waste treatment plant.
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SpaceClown posted:Crazier are the dweebs who don't think their flat-faced rats don't smell like a waste treatment plant. I enjoy the long-winded tutelage and the holy popery
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Whatever shred of credibility cat owners had remaining despite owning the grossest mammals on earth, along with whatever semblence of dignity the species had was indisputably annihilated when cats became a "the cake is a lie XD" level cornerstone meme for turbo nerds like... in 2008. Today shibas may be the more relevant animal ruined by memes, but if you own a cat and post anywhere that isn't facebook you are completely off the charts when it comes to being a cliche memester. If you gatheted all Detroit, Portland, Toronto, Vancouver and San Fran millenials together and had them combine their collective ironic forces, it wouldn't suffice to counteract the sheer level of being a walking cliche in a single nanoangstrom of your body. The only thing that can make your predicament worse is if you are a japanophile, and I should remind you at this point we are already hitting nerd levels that shouldn't even be possible! Think about that next time you see your precious thumbless, moronic house raccoon. SpaceClown fucked around with this message at 07:34 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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Sep 15, 2016 07:31
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SpaceClown posted:Whatever shred of credibility cat owners had remaining despite owning the grossest mammals on earth, along with whatever semblence of dignity the species had was indisputably annihilated when cats became a "the cake is a lie XD" level cornerstone meme for turbo nerds like... in 2008. On the other hand, you are making the argument that dogs smell better than cats (false) and you have referenced both Portal and used the phrase 'ironic memester'.
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a dog from hell posted:On the other hand, you are making the argument that dogs smell better than cats (false) and you have referenced both Portal and used the phrase 'ironic memester'. I never claimed dogs didn't smell terrible. I haven't mentioned dogs, thank you very much. Also that was to only contexualize my point on how big of a loser you are if you own a cat. Spoiler: bigger than Grimes if her music career never took off and she became a montreal speed ghoul. There, is that a good enough obtuse analogy for ya, you goofball?
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While I can agree that a badly kept dog smells worse than a well kept cat, if you stop feeding your dog cheap trash kibble so all the skin rashes clear up and start giving it a wash every other month or so they can smell much better than any cat. All cats reek of piss but cat owners stop noticing due to toxo and living with a gross shitbox in their living room. E: also you can wash your dog and still have all your fingers attached afterwards without having to wear chainmail gloves, unlike a cat r u ready to WALK fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Sep 15, 2016 |
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Sep 15, 2016 07:48
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I love catte
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SpaceClown posted:I never claimed dogs didn't smell terrible. I haven't mentioned dogs, thank you very much. taking meth just makes you retarded
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Serious Frolicking posted:bird crazies are just the worst My neighbor bought a parrot but contracted some disease from it where her lungs hardened and she died. So yup bird crazies are bad.
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personable decorum posted:taking meth just makes you retarded Speed isn't meth.
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Cat doors are good because cat poop tastes bad but dont build them too wide because possums and coons will come into your house and eat all the cat food out of the big containers and then they will get stuck trying to excape because they are too fat. So just make sure to seal and hang all cat food containers out of little bandit reach.
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SpaceClown posted:Whatever shred of credibility cat owners had remaining despite owning the grossest mammals on earth, along with whatever semblence of dignity the species had was indisputably annihilated when cats became a "the cake is a lie XD" level cornerstone meme for turbo nerds like... in 2008. I'm pretty sure the Detroit ones would kill and eat all the others
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Sep 15, 2016 17:58
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what is "the cake is a lie" a reference to
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naem posted:I think my dog is sick They have these at the Omaha zoo and I wanted to pet them
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Cats are cool and chill, and good friends  Dogs, dogs suck
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corn in the bible posted:what is "the cake is a lie" a reference to They promised cake would be served
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I think someone already said that a dog in the hands of a lovely owner becomes MUCH worse than a cat in the hands of a lazy owner and that's true But there's also a ceiling on how awesome cats can be that dogs can exceed with proper training and care
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Sep 15, 2016 19:08
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My dog does CPR https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL3DXJE9UJk&t=220s
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Garfield's 9 lives was a pretty mediocre vignette of short stories but life #6 was by far one of the most moving shorts I have ever seen. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efW7buQYQMg
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Yeah this thread explains why I like cat people better than dog people Dog people: Cats are scum, they should all die, my dog could EAT your cat hahaha you only like cats because of parasites Cat people: I dont like that dogs bark much but they can be cool too Cat people are way more chill than dog people, chill is the way to live life
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they say that cats can lower your resting heart rate just by hanging around they just exude chill well OK maybe that's dogs as well but having a cat around does make me feel less guilty about laying around and taking naps
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Bismuth posted:
srry m8, cat people are so bad you will see dating profiles that say "if you're a guy that's into cats, swipe left" also i think you're conflating "chill" with "boring"
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am extremely confused by some posts itt. it says in the beginning cats are better than dogs, there was no debate
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jackyl posted:am extremely confused by some posts itt. it says in the beginning cats are better than dogs, there was no debate 
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All pets are good unless they are individually bad
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if you're gonna cat and dog in 2016 you might as well be a catdog y0
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gannyGrabber posted:All pets are good unless they are individually bad 
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That squirrel looks mad.
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Dr. Carwash posted:srry m8, cat people are so bad you will see dating profiles that say "if you're a guy that's into cats, swipe left" boring and/or lunatics
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if u gotta meet a person in the Internet for a relationship it probably doesn't matter if u like cats or dogs but cats still own
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