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Just convinced my HOA to ban pit bulls. Now if I can just convince them to have a block party dog burning bonfire.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:26
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The only thing scary about my pit bull is his odious farts.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:28
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error1 posted:I spent a couple hours at the dog park today and there was a bearded collie puppy there that was almost like this when it greeted everyone. Well see when "Drug Dealers" (totally not coded language) start having mean dogs of a certain breed it causes that breed to get a bad rap Remember in the 1980s dobermen dogs were evil and sometimes they turn on their masters
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Sep 18, 2016 16:29
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Carmant posted:There are other breeds that are much more likely to be dog aggressive pits probably dont evne make the top 10. Not surprising considering there are no breeding standards and most "pit bulls" are just mutts with big heads anyway So? Tons of pit bull owners create dangerous situations because they're so invested in demonstrating to the world what BIG SWEETIES! their dogs are. If they were educated and took the proper precautions this wouldn't be such an issue. But, you know.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:31
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Frankenstyle posted:Just convinced my HOA to ban pit bulls. Now if I can just convince them to have a block party dog burning bonfire. People who work for/with HOAs should be put to death in really gruesome medieval ways like impalement, breaking wheel, brazen bulls, etc.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:34
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The dogs I told the story about earlier were AKC registered American Staffordshire Terriers, btw, not just random big-headed dogs.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:34
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Actually everyone who declared they owned a pit bull in the last few years now refers to it as a boxer/bulldog/mutt mix because they aren't as cool now
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Sep 18, 2016 16:39
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All breeds of dogs can be mean and bite, it's just that due to their breeding, pitbulls have a much more powerful bite force than most commonly owned breeds, so they can inflict more damage, which makes pitbull attacks more serious, bloody, and therefore more sensational for news media Then there's the whole fighting thing so if a pit was involved with that it will have a tendency to be mean / bite I read somewhere that the top 10 breeds for reported dog bites are not pit bulls, but cocker spaniels and labrador retrievers (probably because they are more commonly owned by people). Also, regarding bite force, I also seem to remember hearing that the mammal with the strongest recorded bite force on record is hyena (1100 psi apparently). Pitbulls top out at like 300 psi or something. I'm an internet expert.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:41
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:People who work for/with HOAs should be put to death in really gruesome medieval ways like impalement, breaking wheel, brazen bulls, etc. Your grass is looking a little long, and there are a couple open stocks in the traffic circle.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:41
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pitbulls can be lovely dogs. also the most aggressive breed is the dachshund. love the little wieners but a lot of them are skittish little fuckers
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Sep 18, 2016 16:42
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 I seen that dog at the park and he never bit nobody. I tell you what that baby triggered him, that why he dead.
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Sep 18, 2016 16:46
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pit bulls eat poor peoples kids sometimes
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Sep 18, 2016 16:57
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Rape Stink posted:If you consider eating babies to be lovely, then yes Wow that's a lot of articles. Rape Stink, you sir have changed my mind!
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Sep 18, 2016 16:59
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[Pitbull - Intro:] Me not working hard? Yeah, right! Picture that with a Kodak Or, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak
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Sep 18, 2016 17:01
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Now if they'd eat babies with consistency we'd be getting somewhere Planned parentwoof
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Sep 18, 2016 17:01
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I dunno why everyone's afraid to get handsy with dogs... That's how u get bit. My dad never had a dog smaller than 100 lbs but that just means you might have to use a kick or hook their chest and neck and sort of like throw them like its WWF instead of shouting and grabbing their collar or whatever
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Sep 18, 2016 17:03
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Maldoror posted:All breeds of dogs can be mean and bite, it's just that due to their breeding, pitbulls have a much more powerful bite force than most commonly owned breeds, so they can inflict more damage, which makes pitbull attacks more serious, bloody, and therefore more sensational for news media  I wanted to see how big a Hyena was vs a dog and got deviant arted.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:03
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WeaponGradeSadness posted:People who work for/with HOAs should be put to death in really gruesome medieval ways like impalement, breaking wheel, brazen bulls, etc. "mauled by pit bulls" fits into that category nicely
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Sep 18, 2016 17:05
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Dave_Indeed posted:
I'd say they're probably about the same size as the dogs in the below pic 
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Sep 18, 2016 17:07
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Dave_Indeed posted:
You watch the streets. I'll watch the skies.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:08
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Maldoror posted:I'd say they're probably about the same size as the dogs in the below pic Philadelphia lookin good these days
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Sep 18, 2016 17:09
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:Philadelphia lookin good these days not enough heroin or racist white trash in Iggles jerseys to be Philly.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:13
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Rape Stink posted:not enough heroin or racist white trash in Iggles jerseys to be Philly. Nah, all that's missing are a few collapsing rowhomes and you're there
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Sep 18, 2016 17:15
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Soodonim posted:So? Tons of pit bull owners create dangerous situations because they're so invested in demonstrating to the world what BIG SWEETIES! their dogs are. If they were educated and took the proper precautions this wouldn't be such an issue. But, you know. Oh the story of the retarded owner who tried to break up a dog fight with his leg, where the breed of hte dogs isn't relevant at all? Sucks that your friend didn't die.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:17
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lol shut up carmant you worthless gently caress-knuckle
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Sep 18, 2016 17:18
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look at that doggie tied up all by himself ima goin go pet tat doggie and tell him what a good doggie he is oh no the doggie bited me 
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Sep 18, 2016 17:19
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Pit Bulls are the mostly highly evolved form of dog, theyre basically bred to eliminate bad dog owners from the gene pool. A pit bull should be mandatory for every family
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Sep 18, 2016 17:21
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Pitbulls attract the dumbest loving people Unless you're the owner of a rescue, people who actually seek them out are almost always the worst people to have them
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Sep 18, 2016 17:23
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:lol shut up carmant you worthless gently caress-knuckle Maldoror posted:I'd say they're probably about the same size as the dogs in the below pic And that's a substantial leash.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:24
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Professor Shark posted:Pitbulls attract the dumbest loving people Is there any studies on this like income/education to breed ownership. I'm sure there is.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:26
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Great another GBS where we can discretely trash black people, this time using pit bulls as a cover
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Sep 18, 2016 17:29
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not sure why youre assuming all poor stupid people are black, maybe it is you that is the real racist
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Sep 18, 2016 17:32
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Carmant posted:Great another GBS where we can discretely trash black people, this time using pit bulls as a cover You dumb
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Sep 18, 2016 17:33
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there are more white trash people around here that have pitbulls than anyone else.
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Sep 18, 2016 17:35
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:there are more white trash people around here that have pitbulls than anyone else. Uh uh sure thing, thats totally who youre talking about
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Sep 18, 2016 17:37
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quote:34 U.S. dog bite-related fatalities occurred in 2015. Despite being regulated in Military Housing areas and over 700 U.S. cities, pit bulls contributed to 82% (28) of these deaths. Pit bulls make up about 6.6% of the total U.S. dog population. http://www.dogsbite.org/dog-bite-statistics-fatalities-2015.php
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Sep 18, 2016 17:38
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i feel bad for the children that get eaten by pitbulls
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Sep 18, 2016 17:39
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Carmant posted:Great another GBS where we can discretely trash black people, this time using pit bulls as a cover yeah man because only black people own pittbulls Why the gently caress do you hang out here with all the trash. I mean I hang out here too but and at least I know my poo poo stinks
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Sep 18, 2016 17:39
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And next let me show you some statistics on crime organized by race.. now I'm not racist BUT...
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Sep 18, 2016 17:40
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