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nws exactly what you think it is nws   this is a terrible sequence of events. smegma goes from dinklage to tongue to your face  there's nothing wrong with kisses from your friends and dogs are absolutely the best friends we can have as flawed creatures with no real god or purpose or satisfying family or career prospects so clean your doggie's dork! or deal with stinky cockcheese smeared across your face by a big slimy tongue attached to a stupid noble fuckers grimy poochmouthLet's use this thread to discuss dogs, our friends, and how best to care for them. Discuss your favorite dog. Doxx your own dog by posting his/her pics itt. Explain what you look for in a dog. Ask questions about dog problems like lil acnes on your pup's lip from using gross plastic bowls instead of nice stainless steel. There's so many cool things about dogs to discuss so a dog smegmathread sounds like a bitchin idea (lol) I know we have a pet place already but Pen Island is weird and creepy, that bird killer who picked on an autist runs the show around there from what I remember and I have no patience for mean ppl. This is gbs, where we are friends, like dogs, so let's act like dogs and have a good dog thread. Oh and please answer the poll above! The world is a rocky rough n tumble place but nice polls about dogs are relaxing and informative
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i took a creative writing class in college one dude wrote a story about a time he poo poo his pants, he titled it "smegma'd" he thought smegma meant poop
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well it was a creative writing class, maybe he was just trying to be creative Imagine poop in your dick crevices That takes imagination and creativity Now imagine if he took that mind and focused it on our best friends, dogs We could have had a worthy sequel to homeward bound
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That's what happens when you're irresponsible and don't circumcize your dog, OP
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ah yes. dog semen
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aren't you supposed to cut their dicks off to stop them from breeding
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Balls
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donkey salami posted:Balls 
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:what the hell is thi- its dog semen!!
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Orkin Mang posted:its dog semen!! yeah, uh... 
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Dr. Dogballs Jr. posted:yeah, uh... grow up, its hot
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Orkin Mang posted:grow up, its hot *opens mouth to protest* *looks at av* *pauses* .........ok
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I laughed at the parody thread title, but googling for pictures to accompany it was a little much.
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Moon Atari posted:I laughed at the parody thread title, but googling for pictures to accompany it was a little much. its pitbull jism
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I am sure you can find helpful guides with pictures and personal experiences that explain how you can help your dog keep his privates clean. I'd love to help you look, but I am not on the internet right now. dog bless
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Moon Atari posted:I laughed at the parody thread title, but googling for pictures to accompany it was a little much.
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Moon Atari posted:I laughed at the parody thread title, but googling for pictures to accompany it was a little much. I never thought the day would come where the first thing I saw on the internet was a dog's dirty dingus.
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Moon Atari posted:I laughed at the parody thread title, but googling for pictures to accompany it was a little much. it's called commitment you lazy millennial
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Orkin Mang posted:its pitbull jism I dun think is jism just a gunky buildup of dog dork detritus
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whats a smegma?
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Marshall Louis posted:whats a smegma? fancy science jargon for dick cheese uncut mfers tend to be gross as heck and unwashed for lengthy lengths and within their dickhead's lil turtleneck sweater they get a penile equivalent of that grime that turns up under hideous breasts
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Hideous Breasts would be a good band name.
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it is a good word combo, you're right. it also reminds me of "mournful tits" which I also like. good job on voting, pallies! dog opinions are good Lil surprised to see no love for moonstruck cage doggies, as lil doggies with missing limbs rolling around on modded skateboards is pupular as heck on line Deffo not surprised to see Goku david lynchian cage dogs winning. Pitbull are ostensibly the most wild at heart dogs of them all because they are totally a great symbol of their owners' individuality and belief in personal freedom
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Nooner posted:lol gross
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haha when i was 8 my neighbour had a pitbull called hank candy and he used 2 suck his own dick not nibble not lick straight suck hank candy sitting on the porch on a hot day sucking from sun up to sun down he never made much of his life but i like 2 think he was always happy
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social vegan posted:haha when i was 8 my neighbour had a pitbull called hank candy and he used 2 suck his own dick not nibble not lick straight suck hank candy sitting on the porch on a hot day sucking from sun up to sun down he never made much of his life but i like 2 think he was always happy i meant the neigbhour not the dog
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hank candy sounds like a euphemism for suckin your own dick tbh
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does the international music star pitbull also have smegma. if so will he lick it and then lick me? asking for a friend.
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Namaer posted:does the international music star pitbull also have smegma. if so will he lick it and then lick me? asking for a friend. based on his latin-american status I would guess little pit has a turtle neck
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Do female pitbulls come with a murder-mode option in their brains as well?
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yes but it is pink and cherry scented
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the murder
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