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Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

id like to tar and feather john oliver. i hate that mr bean looking motherfucker

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
we should reward a remorseless criminal with the highest office in the land because of the dumb petty stuff this yoyo is talking about

I hate yankees
Apr 29, 2008
i mean im not agreeing with it, i thought it was bullshit because of how careless she was but that's what the fbi director/doj plant said

im still not sure why a doj guy should run the fbi instead of an actual agent but whatever apparently that dumb poo poo is more common than i realized in our lovely government

firebeats
May 8, 2016

Robot Pride posted:

if trump gets elected i guess the consolation prize is getting to see a 70 year old man with a melted brain and no prior computer or government security protocol knowledge along with an impressive ability to blurt out inappropriate poo poo try to not to completely step on his dick every single day in office

we could watch him call into fox and friends morning show pretending to be the white house press secretary and talk himself up on how all the bitches at the white house dinners were all wet for his cock

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

reallivedinosaur posted:

we should reward a remorseless criminal with the highest office in the land because of the dumb petty stuff this yoyo is talking about

you do know that trump has convictions and hillary doesn't right?

glowstick party tonight
Oct 4, 2003

by zen death robot

Robot Pride posted:

you do know that trump has convictions and hillary doesn't right?

You do know this is an 8-Bit Scholar thread right?

My Q-Face
Jul 8, 2002

A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

I hate yankees posted:

i mean im not agreeing with it, i thought it was bullshit because of how careless she was but that's what the fbi director/doj plant said

im still not sure why a doj guy should run the fbi instead of an actual agent but whatever apparently that dumb poo poo is more common than i realized in our lovely government

Because the FBI works for the DOJ. That's like saying I can't understand how the DoD runs the military and not someone who is actually in the Army.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Robot Pride posted:

you do know that trump has convictions and hillary doesn't right?

like what?

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

here's one:

quote:

By December 1990, when Mr. Trump needed to make an $18.4 million interest payment, his father, Fred C. Trump, sent a lawyer to the Castle to buy $3.3 million in chips, to provide him with an infusion of cash. The younger Mr. Trump made the payment, but the Casino Control Commission fined the Castle $65,000 for what had amounted to an illegal loan.

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/12/nyregion/donald-trump-atlantic-city.html

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
As vicious citation as I've ever seen. That's "excessive celebration" level dosh. Like, you don't see fines that big unless someone does a touchdown dance.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

so his father got a fine that he paid?

im cool with that

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
That mutherfucking loan is outright evil. I can't stand it!!!! I mean, if he had just collaborated with the SAS to assassinate the leader of a foreign country and then left its populace to suffer at the hands of radical Islamists, I think I could excuse it, but wow..

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx
yeah, a "citation"

nice downplay

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
do you know what the word citation means?

whether you were illegally parked or committed first degree murder, you get a citation

I'm starting to wonder if you're really a big wheel gov insider with 20 years of clearance after all

CalvinCoolidge
Dec 27, 2008

Robot Pride posted:

yeah, a "citation"

nice downplay

Are snarky comebacks the only thing the Ctrl-Left are good at it?

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013

CalvinCoolidge posted:

Are snarky comebacks the only thing the Ctrl-Left are good at it?

Apparently not. :laugh:

Boomstick Quaid
Jan 28, 2009

reallivedinosaur posted:

do you know what the word citation means?

whether you were illegally parked or committed first degree murder, you get a citation

I'm starting to wonder if you're really a big wheel gov insider with 20 years of clearance after all

he's a child pornographer who works for the government

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006


missing a rent payment is also illegal, try again

Boomstick Quaid posted:

he's a child pornographer who works for the government

but you repeat yourself

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

hillary clinton is basically female richard nixon without the added benefit of being called a cool cat by elvis

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Boomstick Quaid posted:

he's a child pornographer who works for the government

how many times are you going to bring up child porn in this thread without provocation? a bit of an obsession for you? are you doing some kind of tell-tale heart self confessing type poo poo here?

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

Sp1r0_Agn3W posted:

missing a rent payment is also illegal, try again

being convicted of breaking the law vs none is the issue

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

Robot Pride posted:

being convicted of breaking the law vs none is the issue

ive broken a poo poo load of laws in my day and id be a better pres then both of those chuckelfucks combines if i were 35

Orkin Mang
Nov 1, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
i cant see

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
motherFUCKER do u know what a loving citation is??

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

hell ive even been known to shoot off firecrackers on the 4th when its against city ordinance. basically im a hardened criminal

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
ya they call me the bylaw bandit

Ork of Fiction
Jul 22, 2013
I think that Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump are two of the most qualified presidential candidates I've ever seen, for different reasons. The Empire has never been stronger.


Also, plz don't go attacking robot's character like that, he's a sport and you shouldn't be trying to give him anxieties.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
I care about morals and ethics. Those topics are extremely important to me. That's why I'm voting for the candidate who openly advocates for explicitly targeting and killing children.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
both candidates are poo poo, and all politicians are liars, but Hillary has this weird habit of not even bothering to be apologetic. It's like she doesn't think we're worthy of her pretending to be honest. Like she thinks she can lie to an entire nation, even her own supporters, admit that she lied and then laugh about, openly, because we are subhuman scum and it's her turn so gently caress covering it up

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

mdm posted:

You do know this is an 8-Bit Scholar thread right?

It comes with a Nintendo seal of quality.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
that being said, I hate Hillary and all, and am only a tepid Trump supporter at most, but some of yall in this thread are being disingenuous about some of Robot Pride's legit points

Blue Raider
Sep 2, 2006

hillarys arrogance is extremely offputing to me and i doubt theres any force on heaven or earth that could persuade me to vote for her

8-Bit Scholar
Jan 23, 2016

by FactsAreUseless
I just want death to come swiftly, and with great purpose.

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008
In addition, the rights of all people, including women, are important to me, which is why I'm voting for the person who will stand up for those rights: Donald Trump, who is a violent rapist, according to a deposition given to a court of law by the woman he raped.

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Lemming posted:

In addition, the rights of all people, including women, are important to me, which is why I'm voting for the person who will stand up for those rights: Donald Trump, who is a violent rapist, according to a deposition given to a court of law by the woman he raped.

lets see this deposition

reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD
im sure its totally real and super legitimate

Prorat
Aug 3, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/thelastrefuge2/status/778057217262120961

Robot Pride
Aug 2, 2010

by exmarx

reallivedinosaur posted:

im sure its totally real and super legitimate

the jeff epstein child prostitute party child that just filed in ny

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/436890/did-donald-trump-and-jeffrey-epstein-rape-13-year-old-girl

Lemming
Apr 21, 2008

reallivedinosaur posted:

lets see this deposition

http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/07/27/ex-wife-donald-trump-made-feel-violated-during-sex.html

quote:

“During a deposition given by me in connection with my matrimonial case, I stated that my husband had raped me,” the Ivana Trump statement said.

His lawyer would go on to claim it wasn't rape because "you can't rape your spouse."

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reallivedinosaur
Jun 13, 2012

Ogdober subrise! XDDD

Robot Pride posted:

the jeff epstein child prostitute party child that just filed in ny

lol

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