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frozenpeas posted:'Maybe I'll find some new people on another beach.' He thought aloud. It was fun to speak when nobody else could hear you. 'I wonder why they call it Hamburger Helper?' Uli would never think this. Primarily because he is terrified of the words 'person' and 'people'.
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God damnit someone with skill could have edited all his youtubes into a pretty cool documentary.
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frozenpeas posted:They look like tiny black ants from here, color RGB value (0,0,0). Nope. #000000 Zyklon B Zombie posted:God damnit someone with skill could have edited all his youtubes into a pretty cool documentary. They still could! There are mirrors. yoloer420 fucked around with this message at 12:00 on Sep 20, 2016 |
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chippy posted:Uli would never think this. Primarily because he is terrified of the words 'person' and 'people'. I remember now. What did he used to call them?
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frozenpeas posted:I remember now. What did he used to call them? 'Puhs', or just 'things'.
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Leave U-dawg alone. He's harmless and just playing the hand he was dealt
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Scratch Monkey posted:Leave U-dawg alone. He's harmless and just playing the hand he was dealt Most of us here are fans.
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Sep 20, 2016 12:29
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Why can't he say people? My uli lore knowledge is bad
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Stoat posted:Why can't he say people? My uli lore knowledge is bad It's one of the two p words. He has extreme negative compatibility with these.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GwWZbjwQ1y0
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"Yuup, nothin' but cheese..."
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chippy posted:Uli would never think this. Primarily because he is terrified of the words 'person' and 'people'. Sounds like he isn't much of a people person.
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Sep 20, 2016 15:14
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I wish I was in on the original. So many reasons to skip a beer at the bar and buy Archives access...
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yoloer420 posted:It's one of the two p words. He has extreme negative compatibility with these. what is the other p word? porn?
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Rambling Robot posted:what is the other p word? Uli unfriended me because I wrote "Pissssssss" on Facebook.
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Lupin posted:Uli unfriended me because I wrote "Pissssssss" on Facebook. Actually you wrote "Badassssssss."
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I always found the way goons act about him to be pretty patronizing but as far as people suffering from extreme autism/whatever he has go he's pretty inoffensive so it's hard to be too negative about him. I would hate to eat a pizza with the guy though. He's soaking up the best part.
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Sep 20, 2016 16:19
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The prototypical pizza place had like 11 crust sizes so that the optimal pizza could be made every time. I'd like to see the prices: 11 3/8" cheese pizza: 11.41-11.84 with maximum probability of 11.62
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He seems way less hosed up by his autism/assburgers than Chris-chan but maybe the Internet helped break him further.
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yoloer420 posted:mirrors Trigger warning
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two forty posted:He seems way less hosed up by his autism/assburgers than Chris-chan but maybe the Internet helped break him further. I think his unwavering optimism helped him stay a decent good person. Who the gently caress knows what happened to CCW, he stayed in his own head so long he became insane.
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Jim Barris posted:is it a sequel to the first one or a whole new thing? Will be able to read more about the big-knuckled wizard named knuckles and his ability to travel really really fast? its about a guy who moves to tennessee and discovers a portal to a video game world in his basement. he powerlevels the gently caress out of the video game world, and it helps him make friends and deal with bullies at his high school. he and his family also go on many vacations
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two forty posted:He seems way less hosed up by his autism/assburgers than Chris-chan but maybe the Internet helped break him further. uli has ocd, has been emotionally arrested in a pre-pubescent state, and his parents are hicks but they're not retards and they did a pretty decent job raising uli to be a somewhat realistic and competent person despite living on the edges of civilization. like uli's dad makes him do construction work and stuff which is a good thing and taught uli that you have to work hard to achieve things, which is why he's published books and video games, and even landed himself a part time job kind of chris-chan has autism, has been emotionally arrested in a post-pubescent state making him an awful sex pervert, and his parents were completely unprepared to work through his problems. his parents were way too old, his dad was checked out, and his mom just spoiled him with things. now his mom is dying, he can't do anything but play with toys all day, and he'll become a ward of the state of virginia soon enough and yeah it didn't help that a bunch of turbonerds gang stalked chris-chan for years where uli has been largely left alone because he's oddly charming and was taught not to engage with people trying to bully him
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Imagine uli being almost normal and happy by 40 while chris chan undergoes back alley sex change to become the lesbian he's always been
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Yeah while I think he would be tiresome to be around after a while I don't think spending time with uli would be that bad. Im not an uli scholar but it appears he knows he's weird but tries to control himself whereas Chris chan would just be raging over made up words and transgender rights and all manner of disjointed poo poo with the magic "I'm autistic" freebie card.
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two forty posted:Yeah while I think he would be tiresome to be around after a while I don't think spending time with uli would be that bad. Im not an uli scholar but it appears he knows he's weird but tries to control himself whereas Chris chan would just be raging over made up words and transgender rights and all manner of disjointed poo poo with the magic "I'm autistic" freebie card. Yeah, Uli's just a weird kid from the Midwest with seemingly little ego, an ability to actually disseminate information and a desire to get along with people while the Sonichu kid is just a raging narcissist with a nasty persecution complex.
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lmao is he trying to run like sonic
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bradzilla posted:lmao is he trying to run like sonic  That's not even his top speed btw 
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Booblord Zagats posted:Yeah, Uli's just a weird kid from the Midwest with seemingly little ego, an ability to actually disseminate information and a desire to get along with people while the Sonichu kid is just a raging narcissist with a nasty persecution complex. Nah, Chris is the victim of a legitimate internet harassment campaign, of which no media outlet will pretend to sympathize with because he isn't a photogenic white woman. Though like most other targets, he won't stop exposing himself online, but at least he has the excuse of being a legit autist He has no idea how other people think or perceive things, so he's relied on the internet for all socialization and no one in his life cares enough to get him actual help.
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bradzilla posted:lmao is he trying to run like sonic please see section 3.1.1.4-2.1 of uli's website to learn about the "glide" special ability http://www.ulillillia.us/features/mindgame/mindgamespecialabilities.shtml
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bradzilla posted:lmao is he trying to run like sonic my favorite is the little arm jerk near the end
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bradzilla posted:lmao is he trying to run like sonic He's doing the anime ninja run that is in reality a very bad and possibly even dangerous way to run.
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Ulillillia can instantly recognize groups of five, that's one of his special abilities.
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notZaar posted:He's doing the anime ninja run that is in reality a very bad and possibly even dangerous way to run. thanks
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Did he really boink his sister??
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JoshVanValkenburg posted:Did he really boink his sister?? No
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JoshVanValkenburg posted:Did he really boink his sister??  
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Captain Yossarian posted:Although lol remember the "love cannon"  
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