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Are they too spicy?
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Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



These chips are pretty hot. So hot that they're actually sort of hard to eat. I feel the same way about Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. You can't even really taste the cheetoh. However, jalapeno flavored chips, especially kettle ones, are really loving good, even though they're very spicy. Chips are a complicated topic. What is GBS's "hot take" on the issue of spicy snacks?

For reference:





(These are, in my opinion, some of the best chips available!)

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Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

No, you're just a pussy, op.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


I will eat some and get back to you.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i have really sensitive digestive tract and this stuff doesn't do a thing to me you're a huge vagina

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

hot fries for breakfast

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Purple Doritos are God's own chip

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


Taki's are pretty good too tbf

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Also, I'll find out if they turn your poop red like the Cheetos do.

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
How about Takis? My students are all about these.



I tried them and they taste like compressed sawdust

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

i enjoy a fine ripened turnip slathered in taco bell fire sauce

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

Frog Act posted:

These chips are pretty hot. So hot that they're actually sort of hard to eat. I feel the same way about Flamin' Hot Cheetohs. You can't even really taste the cheetoh. However, jalapeno flavored chips, especially kettle ones, are really loving good, even though they're very spicy. Chips are a complicated topic. What is GBS's "hot take" on the issue of spicy snacks?

For reference:





(These are, in my opinion, some of the best chips available!)
Of course

us vs also us
Jul 8, 2007

Hello! I hope you are having a nice day!
maybe you're too mild for flamin' hot fritos op, did you think about that?

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

The one meatball man can't even handle a flamin cheeto... of course....

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
shove one up your urethra

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Are you from the midwest or something?

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Serious Frolicking posted:

shove one up your urethra

i truly appreciate the mindless and violent impulse behind this suggestion and am starting to believe i may have a brain tumor

my question is has anyone had those spicy fritos that shut down your kidneys after like half a bag

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

hth posted:

those spicy fritos that shut down your kidneys after like half a bag

tell me more.

also i don't like flamin' hot whatevers or takis or any of that poo poo that has tons of dye in it to indicate it's spicy.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Sorry op I only rectally huff cheetodust

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
flame my rear end bitch

The Fuzzy Hulk
Nov 22, 2007

ASK ME ABOUT CROSSING THE STREAMS


Taco bell had a burrito with flaming hot fritos in it, and it was the best burrito in the entire world.

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


I like to lube up my butt and then stick things into my butt that are normally too big to fit in my butt. The lube makes it feel great.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Bea Nanner posted:

flame my rear end bitch

caliente!

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Seizure Robot posted:

I like to lube up my butt and then stick things into my butt that are normally too big to fit in my butt. The lube makes it feel great.

yes, but what sort of lays chip describes you as a person

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe

hth posted:

caliente!

callate!

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

calmate

Linnear
Nov 3, 2010
As anyone knows, you can't accurately gauge spiciness through the mouth. Stuff the food item in question up your butthole and come back to tell us the results.

Vashro
May 12, 2004

Proud owner of Lazy Lion #46
you should be eating flamin hot funions anyways

great big cardboard tube
Sep 3, 2003


hth posted:

yes, but what sort of lays chip describes you as a person

I aspire to be a spicy sweet chili Doritos but in truth I'm probably more of a harvest cheddar sunchips

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

hth posted:

yes, but what sort of lays chip describes you as a person
the crunched up ones at the bottom of the bags, with the loose salt

LLeGGo
Nov 6, 2005

No relation. Your mouth foams. We dance.

Vashro posted:

you should be eating flamin hot funions anyways

the best flamin hot chippo

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Hot Fries for life, GTFO Fritos!

Roylicious
Feb 21, 2012

Braver than the cops
ain't afraid of no chaps
If they steppin up on me
I just start bustin some caps
They have a nice little Latin kick OP.

The Kingfish
Oct 21, 2015


Derpies
Mar 11, 2014

by sebmojo
Biscuit and gravy lays supremacy

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc
flamin hot cheetos are cool and good except for the gross red food coloring.

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a bone to pick
Sep 14, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
all the jalapeno chips taste exactly the loving same

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