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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I just want to say thanks to whoever posted humpermonkeys ghost story a while back.

http://sa.mrbill.net/humpermonkey.html

drat fine reading, nazis and nazghuls and all.

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I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

electric funeral posted:

Wincing Urethra is a classic Australian folk song.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Wincing urethra! Wincing urethra!
You'll have a wincing urethra like me!
And we cried as we sat and wriggled while our willies winked
You'll have a wincing urethra like me!


Trig Discipline
Jun 3, 2008

Please leave the room if you think this might offend you.
Grimey Drawer
Accidental double post starts a chain of foolishness.







Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
Frankly, I'm upset it didn't last longer.

Dex
May 26, 2006

Quintuple x!!!

Would not escrow again.

VERY MISLEADING!

Trig Discipline posted:

i tried treating my sex life like a video game for a while but it all turned out to be escort missions

U.T. Raptor
May 11, 2010

Are you a pack of imbeciles!?

Panfilo posted:

Where do you live that practically every other match is a woman fisting a cow?

Picnic Princess posted:

Taco Belle in the streets

Pizza Slut in the sheets

U.T. Raptor has a new favorite as of 03:52 on Sep 19, 2016

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Waci posted:

Goons only eat in bodyweight increments, so portion control more fine-grained than "attempted photosynthesis" and "american" is not possible.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Postal Parcel posted:

Where's Dee? Is she the middle of them all?

jeebus bob posted:

This is politics and she is a woman, and thus her only role is to be a topic of discussion.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
A perfect example of when democracy has failed

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Sham bam bamina! posted:

What happened to the DIY & Hobbies icon?



Geemer posted:

It seems pretty fitting for the tag on a DIY forum to never be completed.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

A Winner is Jew posted:

Which reminds me, whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walken. :v:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
I was browsing through a random page of this thread and:

Crocoswine posted:

in a relatively recent thread in QCS it was made clear that Lowtax hates GBS and straight up closing it is something he's considered, so we can only hope

Crocoswine finally gets his wish!!

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I was browsing through a random page of this thread and:


Crocoswine finally gets his wish!!

Goood

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Hasn't GBS gone away before though, only to return uglier than ever

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Well yeah when they get rid of it all the poo poo from the other forums eventually runs down and GBS rises again like the poo poo monster from that lovely Kevin Smith movie "poo poo about God poo poo."

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I don't know man... I mean I keep posting in pyf. I just don't know man.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
All of this happen before, all of this will happen again.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
will the circle be unbroken

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Travis343 posted:

Hasn't GBS gone away before though, only to return uglier than ever

Tucked-In T-Shirt posted:

Man gbs closing is a real bummer I'm going to miss such amazing threads such as:

Popular Movie actually sucks
Popular hobby actually sucks
Popular videogame actually sucks
Stalk the racist hotdog man
Stalk the mentally challenged programmer kid
Hate fat people
Hate women
Hate trans people
Hate China
Hate mountains
The 400 page thread about the huge religious family.

Thank god this is only temporary so I can resume posting with hate in my heart soon.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

It's all a product of poor moderation.

Something Awful needs GBS the way society needs kindergartens or mental health asylums.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

PBS Newshour posted:

All of this happen before, all of this will happen again.

time is a flat circle

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Outrail posted:

It's all a product of poor moderation.

Something Awful needs GBS the way society needs kindergartens or mental health asylums.

One Flew Over The Lowtax Nest

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

Outrail posted:

It's all a product of poor moderation.

Something Awful needs GBS the way society needs kindergartens or mental health asylums.

Hey, the last time these things were combined we got Aatrek, so careful what you wish for.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Can't wait for GBS to leak through the rest of the forums the way LF did when it went away. At least YCS just stayed in Games.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Solice Kirsk posted:

Can't wait for GBS to leak through the rest of the forums the way LF did when it went away. At least YCS just stayed in Games.

nah, all the gbs regulars are stuck in a single QCS thread crying into a void

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

Alaois posted:

nah, all the gbs regulars are stuck in a single QCS thread crying into a void

Someone hasn't looked in the annual Paranormal/Conspiracy subforum...

Moon Atari
Dec 26, 2010

Solice Kirsk posted:

Can't wait for GBS to leak through the rest of the forums the way LF did when it went away. At least YCS just stayed in Games.

It's already too late, I slipped through the door while you were busy chatting. It's a real nice subforum you got here, be a real shame if someone gbs posted in it.

Buckets
Apr 10, 2009

...THE CHILD...
Have you guys heard about that Brianna Sarkeesian person?

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
*in scooby doo voice*
Ruh Roh

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Solice Kirsk posted:

Can't wait for GBS to leak through the rest of the forums the way LF did when it went away. At least YCS just stayed in Games.

The best way to deal with this is to close GBS and permaban anyone who has posted there.

Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

quote:

(Poster) stepped out of his boat and onto the shore of the continent, taking in the sights of a sprawling empire. Webcomics Discussion! Two-hundred and twelve pages long in its fourth dynasty. It was (Poster)'s first arrival. (Poster) trudged up the lip of sand and into the sounds an ancient city. Strange [ img ] architecture loomed. Native posters stepped in and out of alleysways and houses, their backs tattooed with frightening forum sigs. Merchants called their wares. Traders carried comics from the far corners of the internet to the posting blocks for appraisal. The crowd shouted and an early QC was purchased ironically, its band references circumcised. Down the street, a disagreement in a critique of artwork was fast turning into a fight. "Light sources!" A knife was drawn. No one noticed the overwhelmed (Poster), so (Poster) knew this, his/her first post, had to count.

"This place is pretty GBS."

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Red_October_7000 posted:


One of my personal favorites. Note that this was found in Communist China, so "Johnnie Worker" is especially appropriate.

Acid Reflux posted:

It's a little rare, since they only bottle it once a month.

Nordick
Sep 3, 2011

Yes.
Ahh, gotta love a good Crotch Whisky

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Olded in hand-crafted oak Lunacups.

Sham bam bamina! has a new favorite as of 15:50 on Sep 22, 2016

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches





Here, I made one

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

RandomFerret posted:

Here, I made one

Perfect

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

RandomFerret posted:

Here, I made one

mods???

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Jesus christ

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax

RandomFerret posted:

Here, I made one

The sleeper has awakened.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

RandomFerret posted:

Here, I made one

Can you de-align some of the letters?

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