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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Sounds like a hell lot more fun than most weddings.

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I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax
Bah

I Killed GBS has a new favorite as of 05:31 on Sep 20, 2016

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Swiss researchers discover beer makes people sociable. Who would have thought it?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Bertrand Hustle posted:

20 years ago, Jason was 15 and Chris was 31.

I wonder whether the answer's 'grooming' or 'Chris is such an eternal manchild, even at 31 he could only identify with kids.'

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Chris is the only person who accepts Jason's bum bag fetish.

Doctor Malaver
May 23, 2007

Ce qui s'est passé t'a rendu plus fort

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
Australian man patents the Hamdog - a hotdog and burger combo

The article admits he patented the hamdog years ago and the news is he just started selling it. But that is probably the correct headline to actually make anyone care about the hamdog.

Double Punctuation
Dec 30, 2009

Ships were made for sinking;
Whiskey made for drinking;
If we were made of cellophane
We'd all get stinking drunk much faster!
But a hot dog is already a sandwich and is grilled so is therefore a burger and
:goonsay:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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zedprime posted:

Australian man patents the Hamdog - a hotdog and burger combo

The article admits he patented the hamdog years ago and the news is he just started selling it. But that is probably the correct headline to actually make anyone care about the hamdog.

And people say the world is going to poo poo. I think I'm gonna make one of these Sunday. Will make watching the Bears get blown out a little more....bearable.

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Helicopter accidentally picks fight with a cow and loses spectacularly

https://www.yahoo.com/news/helicopter-accidentally-picks-fight-cow-055208899.html

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

davidspackage posted:

I wonder whether the answer's 'grooming' or 'Chris is such an eternal manchild, even at 31 he could only identify with kids.'

The dude can't cook at 51, but there's probably some overlap.

CordlessPen
Jan 8, 2004

I told you so...

I'm sorry; which one is 16 years older than the other?

GEORGE W BUSHI
Jul 1, 2012

Plymouth man believes seagulls have personal grudge for him and is "afraid of what they might do next."

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

CordlessPen posted:

I'm sorry; which one is 16 years older than the other?

Guessing the one that looks like he just ate a 16 year old?

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos
What the gently caress is even going on in this article

quote:

Edd added: "My Jaya the Cat CD had come on automatically when I turned on the engine but I had to take it out and put on the new Revenge of the Psychotronic Man album really loud instead.

"Then I stopped at Bargain Booze on the way home."

tight aspirations
Jul 13, 2009

zedprime posted:

What the gently caress is even going on in this article

quote:

The 31-year-old has been targeted by the birds two days running and is concerned they are retaliating to negative coverage they have received in Herald articles.

:raise:

FairyNuff
Jan 22, 2012

zedprime posted:

What the gently caress is even going on in this article

The victim is a journalist there so I guess they are just taking the piss a bit.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Woman orders iPhone 7 online, gets an iPhone 3, iPhone 4 and a Yu-Gi-Oh fusion card in the mail instead


Maybe she should ask for one from this dog

The MSJ has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Sep 22, 2016

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




zedprime posted:

Australian man patents the Hamdog - a hotdog and burger combo

The article admits he patented the hamdog years ago and the news is he just started selling it. But that is probably the correct headline to actually make anyone care about the hamdog.

That's the stupidest loving thing I've ever seen. The whole point is to experience both at the same time, right? Then wrap the ground beef around the drat hot dog and serve the thing on a sub roll. Jesus, it's not that hard.

There. There's your million-dollar food idea, and I've just given it away for free. Enjoy it, jerks.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gloryhold It!
Sep 22, 2008

Fucking
Adorable
Crossposting

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


There's a pussy(cat)/pussy(vagina) joke to be had here, but I'm too disgusted to make it.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

The whole point is to experience both at the same time, right?

No, the point is to have some weird novelty food.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Be careful out there: Fearing clown attacks, little girl takes knife to school http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/girl-fears-clown-attacks-1.3772316

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Royal Canadian Mint employee accused of using rectum to smuggle $180,000 in gold

http://globalnews.ca/news/2953841/royal-canadian-mint-employee-accused-of-using-rectum-to-smuggle-180000-in-gold/?campaign_id=A100

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
The Man With The Golden Butthole.

He has a powerful rectum
He passes a thousand per fart.

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



That poo poo is gold man

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




Goldsphincter
Beckons you to enter his web of sin


But don't go in

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
He's the man, the man with the Tight-rear end touch.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Facebook Aunt posted:

Be careful out there: Fearing clown attacks, little girl takes knife to school http://www.cbc.ca/news/world/girl-fears-clown-attacks-1.3772316

quote:

South Carolina law prohibits anyone over age 18 from dressing up as a clown.

I am filled with questions

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

Everyone should be prohibited from dressing up as clowns.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013




Rectum? drat near gilt him

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

RandomFerret posted:

I am filled with questions

I haven't been able to find a legal source. If true, it may be one of those archaic laws that got implemented because of one really specific incident that a legislator wanted to punish, and they never got around to removing it.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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flosofl posted:

Rectum? drat near gilt him

:bravo:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Never forget our fallen heros. :911:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Is attacking a police robot the same as attacking a police dog?

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

I'm so proud of my city.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Solice Kirsk posted:

Is attacking a police robot the same as attacking a police dog?

No but the robot's motherboard will tear you a new serial port if she gets a hold of you.

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Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty
I always feel a little better about myself when I see robots mess up. If even machines built for specific tasks and nothing else sometime make mistakes, then maybe it's not so bad when I do. :unsmith:

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