Netflix Marvel: "You are the dumbest Iron Fist yet."

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Test Pattern: Dec 20, 2007; Keep scrolling, clod!

tsob posted:

I think the best thing is how care free she is afterward, like it was a no effort thing to do. That, or that a dress that skimpy didn't end up revealing more on either the high kick or standing back hand spring. That's impressively cut.

Yeah, the designer is also pretty impressive. "Make an evening gown that looks good standing, looks good doing a high kick, won't be completely embarrassing if I do a flip or two, and won't restrict me from doing any of that" is a tall loving order.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 14:12

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:39

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Test Pattern posted:

Yeah, the designer is also pretty impressive. "Make an evening gown that looks good standing, looks good doing a high kick, won't be completely embarrassing if I do a flip or two, and won't restrict me from doing any of that" is a tall loving order.

Yeah the fact that the dress is cut down to her navel but there wasn't the slightest embarrassing slippage or billowing even though she's flipping out like ninja all over the red carpet is one hell of an architectural feature.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:00

Zythrst: May 31, 2011; Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

I won't deny that she's cool as all heck, but do we even know that she wants to or can act. Like I know y'all wanted Terry Crews to be Luke Cage, but I'm going to say that I'm happy that didn't happen right now.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:32

Parkingtigers: Feb 23, 2008; TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Switched her major from aerospace engineering to theatre. Pretty sure she could at the very least be non-terrible at acting, she's had training. And clearly, this girl takes training seriously.

Anyway, it's all just fun speculation, let's just enjoy this beautiful and amazing woman who could beat the living poo poo out of us without breaking a sweat.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:38

aparmenideanmonad: Jan 28, 2004; Balls to you and your way of mortal opinions - you don't exist anyway!; Fun Shoe

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Yeah the fact that the dress is cut down to her navel but there wasn't the slightest embarrassing slippage or billowing even though she's flipping out like ninja all over the red carpet is one hell of an architectural feature.

Not to take anything away from the dress, but that's mostly the double sided tape gluing it to her body.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 15:55

Subjunctive: Sep 12, 2006; ✨sparkle and shine✨

aparmenideanmonad posted:

Not to take anything away from the dress, but that's mostly the double sided tape gluing it to her body.

She trusts that tape more than most, I think.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 17:59

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

Parkingtigers posted:

Please cast this stunt woman as Red She-Hulk.

# ? Sep 20, 2016 19:44

Kheldarn: Feb 17, 2011

My first thought was that she'd make a good Captain Marvel. But that ship has already sailed, so...

# ? Sep 20, 2016 21:33

Gyges: Aug 4, 2004; NOW NO ONE
RECOGNIZE HULK

Zythrst posted:

I won't deny that she's cool as all heck, but do we even know that she wants to or can act. Like I know y'all wanted Terry Crews to be Luke Cage, but I'm going to say that I'm happy that didn't happen right now.

You're getting dangerously close to talking poo poo about Terry Crews here.

# ? Sep 21, 2016 05:14

WarLocke: Jun 6, 2004; You are being watched.

Gyges posted:

You're getting dangerously close to talking poo poo about Terry Crews here.

Does Luke Cage like his pickles?

Because Tiny Terry loves his pickles!

# ? Sep 21, 2016 20:10

Macdeo Lurjtux: Jul 5, 2011; BRRREADSTOOORRM!

aparmenideanmonad posted:

Not to take anything away from the dress, but that's mostly the double sided tape gluing it to her body.

Not to mention that dresses like that generally will have a pair of bloomers that the billowing skirt part attaches to.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 02:41

kaesarsosei: Nov 7, 2012

This thread starting to sound angry that this woman's fanny didn't get uncovered while doing literally the only worthwhile thing anyone has ever done on a loving red carpet, ever.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 15:09

tsob: Sep 26, 2006; Chalalala~

You have a weird definition of angry if you think people being impressed means they're angry.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 15:57

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

tsob posted:

You have a weird definition of angry if you think people being impressed means they're angry.

It's possible to both impressed by a woman and upset that you didn't get to see her rear end

# ? Sep 23, 2016 15:59

jscolon2.0: Jul 9, 2001; With great payroll, comes great disappointment.

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's possible to both impressed by a woman and upset that you didn't get to see her rear end

Nice username/post combo.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 16:15

Na'at: May 5, 2003; You need chaos in your soul to give birth to a dancing star; Lipstick Apathy

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's possible to both impressed by a woman and upset that you didn't get to see her rear end

I'll bet the Germans have some long rear end word for this feeling too

# ? Sep 23, 2016 16:24

tsob: Sep 26, 2006; Chalalala~

Guy Goodbody posted:

It's possible to both impressed by a woman and upset that you didn't get to see her rear end

I've read over the page again and I'm still not seeing anything from anyone that sounds even remotely like anger over not seeing some booty or whatever. So I'm curious what you think indicated frustration or upset over it?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 16:33

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

WarLocke posted:

Does Luke Cage like his pickles?

Because Tiny Terry loves his pickles!

Cheeseburger Luke got fries that cross your eyes and a tickle for your pickle

# ? Sep 23, 2016 20:38

Parkingtigers: Feb 23, 2008; TARGET CONSUMER
LOVES EVERY FUCKING GAME EVER MADE. EVER.

Short little "who is Luke Cage?" vid with some new clips.

https://youtu.be/UpYOBK_wem8

# ? Sep 25, 2016 13:36

NieR Occomata: Jan 18, 2009; Glory to Mankind.

God I'm so loving pumped for Luke Cage.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 01:49

kingcom: Jun 23, 2012

Toxxupation posted:

God I'm so loving pumped for Luke Cage.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 03:08

HIJK: Nov 25, 2012; in the room where you sleep

Toxxupation posted:

God I'm so loving pumped for Luke Cage.

Five more days!!!!!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 03:31

Poke: Mar 1, 2004

Is it gonna be released at 12am pacific time?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 03:34

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Toxxupation posted:

God I'm so loving pumped for Luke Cage.

Here's hoping. I'm rooting for it.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 03:34

BSam: Nov 24, 2012

Toxxupation posted:

God I'm so loving pumped for Luke Cage.

I hope he says "you let me inside you" again!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 04:44

Guy Goodbody: Aug 31, 2016; by Nyc_Tattoo

What if it's bad :ohdear:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 04:45

BSam: Nov 24, 2012

Guy Goodbody posted:

What if it's bad

It won't be, Marvel haven't done anything bad. They're not going to start now!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:02

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

BSam posted:

It won't be, Marvel haven't done anything bad. They're not going to start now!

I've been pretty lukewarm on the Netflix series to be honest. They're not outright bad and they do some things really really well, but as a whole I haven't been satisfied yet. I'm not sure why either.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:06

NieR Occomata: Jan 18, 2009; Glory to Mankind.

Are you saying you didn't let them be inside you?

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:18

computer parts: Nov 18, 2010; PLEASE CLAP

BSam posted:

It won't be, Marvel haven't done anything bad. They're not going to start now!

Ninjas on TV aside.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:20

BSam: Nov 24, 2012

computer parts posted:

Ninjas on TV aside.

If anything, there should be more ninjas on tv

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:26

Chokes McGee: Aug 7, 2008; This is Urotsuki.

BSam posted:

If anything, there should be more ninjas on tv

There would be if they hadn't killed off Multiple Redhead Ninja :catstare:

# ? Sep 26, 2016 05:41

Humbug Scoolbus: Apr 25, 2008; The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.; Clapping Larry

computer parts posted:

Ninjas on TV aside.

And I still have the 'wrong opinion' here. I loved the Electra and Hand stuff and hated the Punisher, but then I've always disliked the Punisher since he first appeared in the comics.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 09:29

Issaries: Sep 15, 2008; "Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

And I still have the 'wrong opinion' here. I loved the Electra and Hand stuff and hated the Punisher, but then I've always disliked the Punisher since he first appeared in the comics.

Only bad thing about Punisher was that he didn't use that sweet minigun to mow down ninjas at the end.

~~Luke Cage~~ Every show should have ninjas!

# ? Sep 26, 2016 10:10

Zythrst: May 31, 2011; Time to join a revolution son, its going to be yooge!

adhuin posted:

Only bad thing about Punisher was that he didn't use that sweet minigun to mow down ninjas at the end.

~~Luke Cage~~ Every show should have ninjas!

I'm pretty sure that final fight that is what was supposed to happen, but they cut it for some reason.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 10:11

Raserys: Aug 22, 2011; IT'S YA BOY

probably because daredevil would have thrown him a thumbs up for murdering like a million people

# ? Sep 26, 2016 10:46

Rocksicles: Oct 19, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

Parkingtigers posted:

Please cast this stunt woman as She-Hulk.

https://twitter.com/aoiph/status/777639675632713730

She-Thor

Anyone doubting her coolness, behold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v06KkVJVY0Q

Rocksicles fucked around with this message at 10:54 on Sep 26, 2016

# ? Sep 26, 2016 10:51

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Humbug Scoolbus posted:

And I still have the 'wrong opinion' here. I loved the Electra and Hand stuff and hated the Punisher, but then I've always disliked the Punisher since he first appeared in the comics.

I went into the season prepared to hate everything about the Punisher and came away really impressed. I was so afraid he would swallow the show and make ugly vigilantism seem cool but instead they went out of their way to keep him from being cool. That was refreshing and made all his stuff much more bearable.

# ? Sep 26, 2016 12:40

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.