KILL SIX BILLION DEMONS: hell yeah, punch that fuckin fish

What is YISUN?
	Mother
	A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
	Bliss
	A paradox with no solution
	Father
	A strong female protagonist
	The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
	Creator
	Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
	A solution with no paradoxes

theshim: May 1, 2012; You think you can defeat ME, Ephraimcopter?!?

You couldn't even beat Assassincopter!!!

Cryophage posted:

Never, ever stop.

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AriadneThread: Feb 17, 2011; The Devil sounds like smoke and honey. We cannot move. It is too beautiful.

nice

# ? Sep 23, 2016 05:46

Draadnagel: Jul 16, 2011; ..zoekend naar draadnagels bij laag tij.

I forgot to preorder, but I'm now the proud owner of the book. Hopefully I can finally convince my gf to read the thing.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 15:25

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

Draadnagel posted:

I forgot to preorder, but I'm now the proud owner of the book. Hopefully I can finally convince my gf to read the thing.

I'm fairly sure a bunch of a comic loving friends and family of mine are getting the book for Christmas.

Also, yay preview page. :neckbeard:

# ? Sep 23, 2016 16:04

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 18:25

Benson Cunningham: Dec 9, 2006; Chief of J.U.N.K.E.R. H.Q.

I worship at your alter Cryophage.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 18:40

ElMaligno: Dec 31, 2004; Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Cryophage posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2016 18:45

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

Cryophage posted:

nice.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 18:45

fool of sound: Oct 10, 2012

Cryophage posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:07

Rhaka: Feb 15, 2008; Practice knighthood and learn
the art that dignifies you

Just got the book in, couldn't preorder since I'd have been in-between houses when it'd get sent out.

Oh god it's pretty.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:09

choobs: Mar 25, 2004; Never bring a duck to a cock fight.

a kitten posted:

I'm fairly sure a bunch of a comic loving friends and family of mine are getting the book for Christmas.

Also, yay preview page.

Where?

Edit: Oh crap, is it for Patreon people?

# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:21

girl dick energy: Sep 30, 2009; You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?

Cryophage posted:

^{Also Cryo can you make that Cio gif avatar sized? I think it's time to move on from Spender.}

# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:27

BravestOfTheLamps: Oct 12, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Lipstick Apathy

Cryophage posted:

What

# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:35

RiotGearEpsilon: Jun 26, 2005; SHAVE ME FROM MY SHELF

it was me,

Cryophage posted:

# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:39

Renaissance Robot: Oct 10, 2010; Bite my furry metal ass

I'M NOT DIO, I'M MY ORIGINAL CHARACTER CIO!

# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:53

a kitten: Aug 5, 2006

choobs posted:

Where?

Edit: Oh crap, is it for Patreon people?

Yep, even at my lowly 2$ level.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 19:54

Cryophage: Jan 14, 2012; what the hell is that creepy cartoon thing in your avatar?

Poison Mushroom posted:

^{Also Cryo can you make that Cio gif avatar sized? I think it's time to move on from Spender.}

Cryophage fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Sep 24, 2016

# ? Sep 23, 2016 20:09

Pinch Me Im Meming: Jun 26, 2005

Cryophage posted:

That's amazing.

# ? Sep 23, 2016 23:39

M. Propagandalf: Aug 9, 2008; THUNDERDOME LOSER

I pre-ordered against Amazon.ca's release date of 13 Sep, and I don't have my copy yet.

Contacted them to find out it's been sold out, and they're getting restocked either end of this month/early next month.

:canada:

# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:02

Demiurge4: Aug 10, 2011

M. Propagandalf posted:

I pre-ordered against Amazon.ca's release date of 13 Sep, and I don't have my copy yet.

Contacted them to find out it's been sold out, and they're getting restocked either end of this month/early next month.

That sucks dude. I'll have to pick up a few copies for Christmas but I think I'll have them sent to my mothers address in Denmark.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 01:07

Comrade Gorbash: Jul 12, 2011; My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

New page! Cio brought some friends. Also Mottom looks 1000% done with this.

I think that's Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire and the girl who's place Allison took as an offering earlier on the ship there.

EDIT: The girl's name is Nyave Anyadis of Mykos.

Comrade Gorbash fucked around with this message at 03:27 on Sep 24, 2016

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:17

Roland Jones: Aug 18, 2011; by Nyc_Tattoo

Comrade Gorbash posted:

New page! Cio brought some friends. Also Mottom looks 1000% done with this.

I think that's Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire and the girl who's place Allison took as an offering earlier on the ship there.

I was going to mention those two being there as well. That's great. Especially Princess keeping the pipe.

I wonder if that red devil Cio was talking with before is the owner of this ship.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:20

Comrade Gorbash: Jul 12, 2011; My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

Roland Jones posted:

I wonder if that red devil Cio was talking with before is the owner of this ship.

I think the bigger question is whether whoever owns it knows Cio took it.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:29

Tollymain: Jul 9, 2010; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

yeah that ship is stolen as gently caress

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:30

Mr. Lobe: Feb 23, 2007; ... Dry bones...

Mute is a very underrated status ailment.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:31

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

I can't believe we're supposed to believe this low-rent bullshit is working. I'm never taking any of these immortal sorcerer-monarchs seriously again.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:47

choobs: Mar 25, 2004; Never bring a duck to a cock fight.

I literally squealed out loud when I figured out who the other people on the boats were.

Also, I absolutely love Mottom's face in the third panel. I'm pretty sure she's thinking "....Seriously?"

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:48

jsoh: Mar 24, 2007; O Muhammad, I seek your intercession with my Lord for the return of my eyesight

finally an air ship with sails on the bottom too

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:49

Motherfucker: Jul 16, 2011; I certainly dont have deep-seated issues involving birthdays.

Cio literally saved Allison in a ship.

a ship

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:51

Comrade Gorbash: Jul 12, 2011; My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

GunnerJ posted:

I can't believe we're supposed to believe this low-rent bullshit is working. I'm never taking any of these immortal sorcerer-monarchs seriously again.

There's a long history of low-rent bullshit working against superpowers if you're audacious enough to try it and run away real fast afterwards.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:52

Begemot: Oct 14, 2012; The One True Oden

Comrade Gorbash posted:

New page! Cio brought some friends. Also Mottom looks 1000% done with this.

I think that's Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire and the girl who's place Allison took as an offering earlier on the ship there.

EDIT: The girl's name is Nyave Anyadis of Mykos.

Oh my god, that is Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire, she still has the pipe that she used as an ebon devil. I'm so glad she caught up after what must have been a hangover that was epic in the sense you could write a 10,000 word poem about it.

I have a feeling that the paper is not going to last long this time.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:58

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

Comrade Gorbash posted:

There's a long history of low-rent bullshit working against superpowers if you're audacious enough to try it and run away real fast afterwards.

Yeah, I guess. Kinda like the ending to Willow.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 03:58

Pureauthor: Jul 8, 2010; ASK ME ABOUT KISSING A GHOST

I love that Cio's strategy is just flooding Mottom with Every Paper Doll Ever Made.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:02

Mr.Pibbleton: Feb 3, 2006; Aleuts rock, chummer.

Begemot posted:

Oh my god, that is Princess Mamoru Moonshine Jagermeister Jack Jack Daniels Timothy Tim Bill Freddy Mercury Blueberry Luna, Esquire, she still has the pipe that she used as an ebon devil. I'm so glad she caught up after what must have been a hangover that was epic in the sense you could write a 10,000 word poem about it.

I have a feeling that the paper is not going to last long this time.

I was wondering when the devil Allison bound was going to come back.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:04

A Wizard of Goatse: Dec 14, 2014

GunnerJ posted:

I can't believe we're supposed to believe this low-rent bullshit is working. I'm never taking any of these immortal sorcerer-monarchs seriously again.

Juggernaut Star's still a scary dude who let arrogance be his downfall but Mottom just keeps getting punked in the goofiest ways over and over

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:09

Comrade Gorbash: Jul 12, 2011; My paper soldiers form a wall, five paces thick and twice as tall.

GunnerJ posted:

Yeah, I guess. Kinda like the ending to Willow.

I was thinking Vietnam, Afghanistan, Teutoburg Forest...

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:11

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

This update does remind me that I have wanted a new avatar based on PERISH but I couldn't ever crop the panel in a way that didn't look dumb as poo poo. Maybe I should try again.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:15

GunnerJ: Aug 1, 2005; Do you think this is funny?

Comrade Gorbash posted:

I was thinking Vietnam, Afghanistan, Teutoburg Forest...

None of those were pulled off with a disappearing pig trick so I consider them inferior examples tbh.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:17

ConfusedUs: Feb 24, 2004; Bees?
You want fucking bees?
Here you go!
ROLL INITIATIVE!!

Omg Cio is the best.

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:34

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SexyBlindfold: Apr 24, 2008; i dont care how much probation i get capital letters are for squares hehe im so laid back an nice please read my low effort shitposts about the arab spring

thanxs!!!

some may say repeated scenes of all-powerful warriors and kings getting clowned on cheapen said characters and makes it difficult for us to take them as serious threats but gently caress it i love them. eat poo poo Mom Om :allears:

# ? Sep 24, 2016 04:39