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NotAnArtist posted:Can we just pretend that's one of those elaborate joke cakes instead of I'm gonna pretend the chicken was pregnant beforehand and that just xenomorphed out of it.
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My first thought was acorn caps
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rndmnmbr posted:Way late to Bar-S chat, but I worked in a Bar-S plant when I was 18, for a grand total of twelve hours. The smell inside the building is indescribable beyond "unpleasantly meaty", and that smell sticks to your skin for weeks afterwards. Ham slammer on a job application is going to get you places!
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Schubalts posted:The sour apple gummy rings are the best kind. Those ones are pretty good, but my favorite are the blue raspberry ones.
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Schubalts posted:But the best candy overall are those green gummy frogs, where their bottom half is white foam/marshmallow.   I'm currently looking locally for Haribo grapefruit slices and Haribo Fruit Salad, also fabulous. I don't want to have to buy a five-pound bag on Amazon, because then I will eat them all.
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RareAcumen posted:I'm gonna pretend the chicken was pregnant beforehand and that just xenomorphed out of it. Do you not know about chicken eggs or....
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Schubalts posted:So you've never experienced the joy of eating squishy strawberries soaked in super sugary syrup? You've been missing out. Guys, just get yourself a shaker of this  And sprinkle it on fruit or into beverages or whatever.
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PCOS Bill posted:Do you not know about chicken eggs or.... Well, considering the word "pretend" was involved, probably?
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Picnic Princess posted:Well, considering the word "pretend" was involved, probably? Don't pick on him, he's never seen Alien.
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RareAcumen posted:Don't pick on him, he's never seen Alien. That's not why he gets picked on tho
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Prism posted:Turwhatthefucken. TurKraken.
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Woodchip posted:TurKraken. Chickraken.
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But forget all about that, because it is time. For Pizza Hamburger! 
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A little bit AFP, a little bit AUG A video where a chick eats two McDonalds "burgers" with McDonalds salad and bbq sauce and says it's pretty alright has over 500k views. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68FAP5W8lMM&t=144s
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diabeetz posted:A little bit AFP, a little bit AUG
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I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch!   
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EorayMel posted:rich beef bolognese We know a certain fjord in Norway, near where the spaghetti gathers in great shoals.
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Rutibex posted:I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch! Turn the cake around. That's my reaction to it.
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Rutibex posted:I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch! This is exactly the kind of poo poo I'd make for my mom that she would pretend to love. I remember when I was like, five or six and made my mom a "toast spread" that was made of peanut butter, chocolate chips, tabasco, marmalade, Ovaltine and raw eggs? I think? Anyway, she scooped out a few tablespoons every day to make it look like she was eating it, which I think was sweet of her. EorayMel posted:rich beef bolognese I don't know why, but the brand name is killing me. Findus keepers!
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Rutibex posted:I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch! While it is clear a lot of effort went into the making of this cake, my first association was with that weird mushroom with the glistening red growths on it
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Rutibex posted:I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch! I first read that as MDM before I realized it was MOM there was a good joke in this post before I realized the drug is called MDMA Olive! has a new favorite as of 03:56 on Sep 26, 2016 |
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cash crab posted:This is exactly the kind of poo poo I'd make for my mom that she would pretend to love. I remember when I was like, five or six and made my mom a "toast spread" that was made of peanut butter, chocolate chips, tabasco, marmalade, Ovaltine and raw eggs? I think? Anyway, she scooped out a few tablespoons every day to make it look like she was eating it, which I think was sweet of her. In my defense, It actually tasted pretty good (if you like cherry). The whole cake was eaten!
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Rutibex posted:I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch! Countdown to bleeding tooth fungus in 3.... 2.... 1....
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Rutibex posted:I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch! I'm the judgemental dog in the background.
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This is cool because they clearly hit what they were aiming at. But only if the flowerpot is edible. This is poo poo.
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Cherry is delicious, gently caress y'all Also I love trying to scrape food out of very porous looking wood
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Both would probably set you back $50-$100 Aiming to create similar food, Masterchef Australia produces occasional AFP:  (From memory the contestant didn't go home after producing that)
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diabeetz posted:A little bit AFP, a little bit AUG The vegan meal at McD is alright. Not great, but alright.  It's a breaded deep fried vegetable patty, lettuce, tomato, onion and dressing.
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diabeetz posted:A little bit AFP, a little bit AUG You can post a video of a nerdy-looking girl doing anything and it's guaranteed to get half a million views. "Hi I'm Rachel hehe today I'm gonna install a new AC compressor on this 1996 Ford Ranger" "Hey Sammy here, today I'm going to walk around spraying weeds with defoliant for an hour" "Your pal Becky here, today let's watch me watch my printer spit out a 70-page document" Rutibex posted:I think the thread may enjoy this. I baked this cake for my mother last Mothers Day. I made the frosting from scratch! This was a sweet thing to do for your mom and I'm glad it was delicious 
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GOTTA STAY FAI posted:"Your pal Becky here, today let's watch me watch my printer spit out a 70-page document" Hey! I carried that printer two miles to her house in the +90 degree heat. Didn't even get a hug out of it 
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 Gummy worms with oreo dirt. Try it with the world's largest gummy worm: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gn3VlvvaI0s
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Julias posted:But forget all about that, because it is time. I just did a horrible exhale-laugh at this.
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Meet Mett. Mett is raw pork with raw onion. Germans eat Mett, usually on bread. Sometimes they make a little hedgehog out of it first.  I figure the country must have some population-level immunity to trichinosis because this sets off all kinds of food safety alarms for me. It tastes pretty good though.
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There is no way to copy Miracle Whip. It is uncopyable. Old ads are kind of cool in that the whole recipe and instructions are right there. Holy poo poo 12 eggs in that pizza.
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