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Come on vote for me people I'm kicking all the browns out pinky swear. That lady has cobwebs in her vagina and she smells.
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No no no vote for me that guy has a dead animal on his head and has an expression like Maggie Thatcher queefed in his mouth.
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First off I'd like to thank all you fine people of GIP and the support you've given me on this campaign trail. EBB cares more about his posts per day than he does the QUALITY of his actual posts. If elected GIP president I promise Kodiak dip rolls for every person , cheap affordable military special whiskey and a fat chick for every..single...bedroom!!!
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Sep 26, 2016 17:16
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I'm just asking questions, I swear. Also, nukes should be used in place of normal bombs. 90% funding for NASA.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:18
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Murderbot says he's praying for a giant asteroid to destroy the planet. How can he explain the funding bill for NASA he supported that went towards paying for asteroid intercept missions? He can't. That's just science.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:23
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Murderbot says he's praying for a giant asteroid to destroy the planet. How can he explain the funding bill for NASA he supported that went towards paying for asteroid intercept missions? He can't. That's just science. You Can't Explain That (tm)
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Sep 26, 2016 17:25
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Which one of you has a dog and/or giant lovely breasts.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:34
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We haven't heard the talking points of the third party candidate, giant meteor. The system is rigged.
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Sep 26, 2016 17:58
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I think the topic of giant asteroids destroying the planet has been discussed at length, and every single time that it's been brought up into discussion there's a surmountable evidence that shows that I did nothing wrong praying for a giant asteroid. I have been under scrutiny for the past 2 months after putting "giant asteroid 2016" bumper sticker on my car, and subsequently taking it off after I was told to. EBB is more focused on a border between GIP and GBS that he actually PRAISED the GBSEXIT which we all know has caused a large amount of internet meme suffrage.
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Sep 26, 2016 18:01
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The giant meteor is Biden
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Sep 26, 2016 18:02
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Slander and lies. Lyin' Liberal Murderbot is the one who supported GBSEXIT. Now these refugee posters roam the forums looking for their orphaned bookmarked threads. Thanks to my opponent we've had to take on the burden of the F35 thread. Tell me, if I gave you a bowl of Skittles and told you three of them were shitposters, would you eat the Skittles?
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Sep 26, 2016 18:32
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Release your web browsing history
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Sep 26, 2016 18:33
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Vet new posters imo
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Sep 26, 2016 18:33
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MurderBot posted:Release your web browsing history BREAKING: Candidate MURDERBOT gets off on looking through our
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Sep 26, 2016 18:57
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Just look at EBB's probation history. Is this who we want the future of GIP looking up to? I have extensive relations in foreign forum policies to include YLLS the former GBS and business finance and careers. I am friends with the LGBT and hope for an endorsement from N4I, unlike EBB who would rather try and drag my name through the mud.. Besides, aren't you all ready for a MALE NURSE PRESIDENT!?! #ShatterTheMaleNurseGlassCeiling.
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Sep 26, 2016 19:00
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If I'm elected, I promise to do absolutely nothing. I don't see how that could be any worse than the last 227 years of people doing things.
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Sep 26, 2016 19:05
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I may not play by the rules, but I make tons of avatars.
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Sep 26, 2016 19:10
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If elected, I promise two things: A new economic stimulus package consisting of one free Subway footlong for all Americans* A fresh start for the DEA in which they actually enforce drug use, as their name implies *only from the menu, no custom sandwiches
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Sep 26, 2016 19:21
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I propose making that we remove the ability of Congress to veto supreme court nominees and instead allow each branch to nominate one person, and they must them battle for the robe at the next Wrestlemania in a no-holds-barred cage match with the chief executive as referee
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Sep 26, 2016 19:28
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I'm EBB and I love my dead gay son.
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Sep 26, 2016 19:46
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To the candidates: do you believe boobs have been superseded by butts in this country? If so, how do you tackle that issue? Please answer within 1 minute.
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holocaust bloopers posted:To the candidates: do you believe boobs have been superseded by butts in this country? If so, how do you tackle that issue? I believe that neither is subservient to the the other, but instead we have reached a golden age of hourglass figures and realizing that the only people who gently caress fatties are degenerates who's opinions don't matter
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holocaust bloopers posted:To the candidates: do you believe boobs have been superseded by butts in this country? If so, how do you tackle that issue? First, let me be the one to say thank you to bring up this important question. In a time like now, we need to make sure we can answer these tough questions in regards to Butts and Boobs across this great country. I grew up in a generation where butts and boobs were both equally cherished in this world. Where a man would be able to smack asses and motorboat tits without repercussion from their fellow man. Unfortunately we do not live in these times now. I stand in full support of the butt movement towards a rekindling of equality between butts and boobs, but it will take a strong leader, a firm leader, a leader who enjoys a nice butt.....But also loves tits smashed in his face.
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Mike-o posted:We haven't heard the talking points of the third party candidate, giant meteor. The system is rigged. He's got my vote!
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Booblord Zagats posted:I believe that neither is subservient to the the other, but instead we have reached a golden age of hourglass figures and realizing that the only people who gently caress fatties are degenerates who's opinions don't matter Otherwise known as the deplorables.
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holocaust bloopers posted:To the candidates: do you believe boobs have been superseded by butts in this country? If so, how do you tackle that issue? I think we can all agree that a modest natural rear end or rack far exceeds a heftier implant. A handful of supple Bs is superior to saline DDs.
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Sep 26, 2016 20:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI3K6p4LVc0 Minuteman III for president.
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Sep 26, 2016 20:08
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I pose this question to both candidates: Who's a good dog?
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Sep 26, 2016 20:21
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Deathy McDeath posted:I pose this question to both candidates: Who's a good dog? All of them
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holocaust bloopers posted:To the candidates: do you believe boobs have been superseded by butts in this country? If so, how do you tackle that issue?   I believe we live in a world where boobs and butts can be appreciated equally. Is that not what this country was founded on? Deathy McDeath posted:I pose this question to both candidates: Who's a good dog? There are no bad dogs, only bad masters.
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Sep 26, 2016 20:44
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This election has been going on for about a million years too long already. Thank god it's going to be the last one.
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Sep 26, 2016 20:49
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I think we can all agree that a modest natural rear end or rack far exceeds a heftier implant. A handful of supple Bs is superior to saline DDs. 
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Sep 26, 2016 20:56
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Mike-o posted:We haven't heard the talking points of the third party candidate, giant meteor. The system is rigged. Giant Meteor does not debate. It just delivers the sweet release of death.
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Sep 26, 2016 21:20
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CommieGIR posted:
SS-18 for VP
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Sep 26, 2016 23:34
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I want to die
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Sep 26, 2016 23:54
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Which candidate promises to convince Katy Perry that doing naked jumping jacks will bring about world peace?
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Sep 27, 2016 00:39
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CommieGIR posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qI3K6p4LVc0 Titan II for president. I'll take the 9MT shot, thank you kindly.
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Sep 27, 2016 01:39
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MA-Horus posted:I'll take the 9MT shot, thank you kindly. Fair enough.
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gently caress 'em all to death! Garrison 2016
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Lazy Reservist posted:Which candidate promises to convince Katy Perry that doing naked jumping jacks will bring about world peace? I plan to put large amounts of taxpayer dollars into cloning research, to advance the cause of cloning Katy Perry. Picture a clone army made entirely of naked Katy Perry. We wouldn't even need to fight anyone.
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