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Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

SHERA! Will the match get worse?

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oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

oatgan posted:

this isn't as bad as last year but mahabali shera hasn't showed up yet so its difficult to judge

here goes nothin!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
They're gonna dance

I feel it

Devil Bird Thing
Mar 12, 2001

Pardon me, do you have a moment to speak about our Lord & Savior, Devil Bird Thing?
Jesus Christ this painful.

Announcers: Who's next? It's (name here)!

My wife: Who?

Me: No fuckin' clue.

(repeat ad nauseum)

It's is like watching the Royal Rumble, but only with people who appear on Superstars.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Shera is apparently a behemoth. I'm taller than that chucklefuck and he only outweighs me by 12 kilos.

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Shera being a big deal for about 3 weeks when they got the India deal was so shortsighted it belonged in WWE.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

This is their Kofi Kingston moment lol

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Devil Bird Thing posted:

but only with people who appear on Superstars.
Superstars? They wish. There are guys in this who barely progressed beyond jobbing on NXT.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
the boyhood dream has come true

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Devil Bird Thing posted:

Jesus Christ this painful.

Announcers: Who's next? It's (name here)!

My wife: Who?

Me: No fuckin' clue.

(repeat ad nauseum)

It's is like watching the Royal Rumble, but only with people who appear on Superstars.


3 jobber tag teams, a fat guy that's never on TV, a gigantic goober that nobody cares about, Rockstar Spud and the only actually entertaining midcard heel that TNA has.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
on my blurry stream eli drake looks like a shirtless titus welliver so I am happy with that result

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

They should call it the Money In The PayPal Account match

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Borash begs for death

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
lmao

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
gently caress me, Borash had aged 10 years in the 2 years since I last watched. He's not great, but I wouldn't wish this company on anybody.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
lol robert irvine is in tna?

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Bennett is morphing into CM Punk

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Soothing Vapors posted:

lol robert irvine is in tna?

Because he's in Gail Kim, apparently. Good on him.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
how does anyone watch this

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Soothing Vapors posted:

lol robert irvine is in tna?

They're really milking him being married to Gail Kim who is the only knockout that ever matters. Seriously, Gail gets booked so strong that Roman Reigns would ask them to tone it down.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Brock Lesnar posted:

how does anyone watch this

No idea.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

EugeneJ posted:

Bennett is morphing into CM Punk

whenever people chant "sloppy seconds" at him he does does an anaconda vise

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

Soothing Vapors posted:

lol robert irvine is in tna?

He's married to Gail Kim

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

exploding mummy posted:

He's married to Gail Kim

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Because he's in Gail Kim, apparently. Good on him.
I've never respected him more

Testekill posted:

They're really milking him being married to Gail Kim who is the only knockout that ever matters. Seriously, Gail gets booked so strong that Roman Reigns would ask them to tone it down.

lol

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Its funny how Maria is so much better than Bennett

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

whenever people chant "sloppy seconds" at him he does does an anaconda vise

That's awesome

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
moose

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Brock Lesnar posted:

how does anyone watch this
Brits don't have to pay a single penny for it, and there's nowt else on tonight; may as well watch TNA's last hurrah.

But I mean yeah I know I'd be better off just sitting around jackin' it or something.

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
omg i'm dying

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
This is honestly better than I expected

I was expecting a trainwreck

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Moose sounds like the name of a big ZZ top looking guy with a beer gut from the territory days.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

That might have been the lamest special loving entrance.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.
this is the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
He kept his ROH theme!

Psychepath
Apr 30, 2003
Moose is wearing a diaper to his pee-wee football team's game.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

EugeneJ posted:

This is honestly better than I expected

I was expecting a trainwreck

What the gently caress do you call this?


BIG FIGHT FEEL

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
'Moose' is a name I'd have expected Bull Dempsey to adopt.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

EugeneJ posted:

He kept his ROH theme!

iirc he wrote it

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

oatgan posted:

iirc he wrote it

He has a bright future in songwriting

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pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
It's always good when your commentators are struggling to work out what happened beyond "it was ugly"

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