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peter gabriel posted:Did you enjoy it? I don't know... my brain hurts.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:05 |
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Morningwoodpecker posted:Someone who's not already banned for a decade needs to point out to that prick that assuming a soccermoms space career should be shop assistant is really offensive and sexist. He may be shocked to realize many soccer moms are also highly successful women with careers that actually go places. They take their kids to soccer in Cadillac Escalades and Chevy Suburbans. Trying to convince them that women are successful and those that play games also want to be entertained and not play a game as a bottom feeder because they can't keep up, may cause the average Star Citizen's perspective on life to break. Also, soccer is very expensive, especially travel soccer. But this also results in the female human spending her money on the welfare, hopes and dreams of her children, as opposed to skipping Christmas this year because Chris Roberts unveiled a new Fuckship 5000 that may be better than the last concept sale. Sorry for derail.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:13 |
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grimcreaper posted:I don't know... my brain hurts. Well I did good job man
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:14 |
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As someone that doesn't understand game development, the creativity of others boggles the mind. What a genius idea--those filthy casuals--all the women--give them sandwich shops in the game. This will go over brilliantly...
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:15 |
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Tippis posted:I also scratch my head at the common assumption that casual soccer moms would have any interest in getting SLI:ed 1080 gaming PCs, much less get into a space shooter game that requires such a machine to even run properly… The good news is if they want it they can afford it. The bad news is that it's not worth it, and definitely not worth it for a game that looks worse than what a PS4 or Xbox One can do. But then you also need to realize that they're probably good with money and responsible. Two traits the average Star Citizen appear to lack in spades.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:16 |
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peter gabriel posted:Well I did good job man You are the bestest Dancy Cat of all time. A true commando like people have never seen before. My next video that I can't make because I don't know or remember how to will be titled How to Grimcreap'd CiG, Sandi, Chris, and Ben (Ben fat) again.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:17 |
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Five thousand seven hundred and fifty pages of shitposts and I've read every one of them not written by moma or lazrin. Where did my life go so wrong
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:19 |
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The Titanic posted:The good news is if they want it they can afford it. Real life ruins everything. No wonder the citizens want to withdraw to their space dream. Ayn Marx posted:Five thousand seven hundred and fifty pages of shitposts and I've read every one of them not written by moma or lazrin. Where did my life go so wrong See that “Purchase: Account” link on the top of the page…?
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:19 |
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Bofast posted:Make the verb croberts and I'm in. orcinus posted:To Crobble. Crobbled. orcinus posted:Gee, that Star Citizen sure seems crobbled together. This works for me. Let's make it happen.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:19 |
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The Titanic posted:This works for me. Let's make it happen. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Crobber
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:20 |
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stealing some discord honor here to post an interview with Julian Benson: http://www.radionz.co.nz/national/programmes/ninetonoon/audio/201818444/star-citizen-crowdfunding's-biggest-success-story nothing that wasn't covered in the articles but a nice summation of some of the broader themes.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:36 |
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Haha!
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:42 |
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:48 |
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Xaerael posted:I've said it many times before, but I find it comical that anyone thinks that Star Citizen has any level of realism to it. I mean, I've read tons of space-warfare theory, and the one thing that everyone agrees on is that "dogfighting" is something that would never practically work outside atmosphere. Check out Scott Manley's review of "Children Of A Dead Earth". It's made exactly built around those theories found on Atomic Rockets and comes off as slow, tactical, and tossing out The smallest manned craft looks to be "laser skiffs" at 20 crew members, everything is covered in Whipple shields save the radiators (making them super-vulnerable) and the intercept time in the tutorial is apparently about 5 hours (which is elapsed) with actual combat time being something like 2-3 minutes. In the second mission, he deploys a poo poo load of drones that are marginally effective because they're sent on an intercept orbit that ends up shooting them off into space once the flyby the enemy ship because the drones lack the delta-V budget for another pass. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gSoVbwyrxDk Inacio posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlsYBxDOn1Y I love that all these have these rather "elaborate" introductions for something that is going to be edited down to about 2-5 seconds max screen time.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 01:56 |
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Captain B'Tak, your wish is granted. The next decade it shall be!
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:03 |
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Inacio posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlsYBxDOn1Y enough of these sad-acts. has there been any videos from a person who doesn't look like they should be a citizen? i really want to see a video from a dude who i see and hear speak and think 'wow, wouldn't have picked that guy to post on the official forums / subreddit'
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:05 |
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Marching Powder posted:enough of these sad-acts. has there been any videos from a person who doesn't look like they should be a citizen? i really want to see a video from a dude who i see and hear speak and think 'wow, wouldn't have picked that guy to post on the official forums / subreddit' I honestly haven't seen any, no
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:13 |
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I mean https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIxE9NqNsEQ
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:13 |
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peter gabriel posted:The issue I have is if I see something shiny I forget everything else that has gone before, so I sometimes see my own videos suggested to me, watch a bit and it's like a new video to me TBH you're just as shiny to them, they seem drawn to you, pouring their little fanboi hearts out. Dancey Cat will hear your confession now, commando
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:17 |
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hahahaha your loving comment lmao
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:17 |
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I'm just here for the Fuckship 5000 sale.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:23 |
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RIP the guy that called you major fag. I guess me reporting him did something lol
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:23 |
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/7070636/#Comment_7070636 Lol someone as visionary as Crobber came up with this. In fact it was Crobber himself.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:25 |
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Marching Powder posted:hahahaha your loving comment lmao
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:28 |
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ewe2 posted:TBH you're just as shiny to them, they seem drawn to you, pouring their little fanboi hearts out. I've neglected them recently, I need to dive back in for some fun times
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:29 |
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http://i.imgur.com/BtNr2Q7.gifv
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:29 |
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/comment/7073360/#Comment_7073360 A life sim. Every day I wake up, run at the wall until I pass through it, space walk in my underwear, use my nipple jets to move around, climb into my upside down spaceship through a ladder pointed at the sky, sit down inside and my rear end and feet hang out in space, and fly to a shop to buy non existent baseball caps with non existent money (soon: real money). I also like to strike a t-pose when the mood takes me. Or when God instructs me to. My arms sometimes twist into resident evil style tentacles.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 02:38 |
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Shala posted:I'm just here for the Fuckship 5000 sale. It's part of the "Inevitable Truth of Piracy" sale. You'll have to act fast though because they will go as fast as BDSM whips to the rear end. Which ironically is an add on module for $175.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 03:20 |
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Anything interesting happen in the last few weeks?
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 03:31 |
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Sandweed posted:Who are these corporations that stand to loose money if SC comes out? Cloud IMperium Games
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 03:38 |
Has anyone said shart shitizen, or any variation of it, recently? Or Derek Shart?
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 03:38 |
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Flatulance-a-lot posted:Or Derek Shart? *checking with legal intensified*
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 03:45 |
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Young Freud posted:Check out Scott Manley's review of "Children Of A Dead Earth". It's made exactly built around those theories found on Atomic Rockets and comes off as slow, tactical, and tossing out The smallest manned craft looks to be "laser skiffs" at 20 crew members, everything is covered in Whipple shields save the radiators (making them super-vulnerable) and the intercept time in the tutorial is apparently about 5 hours (which is elapsed) with actual combat time being something like 2-3 minutes. In the second mission, he deploys a poo poo load of drones that are marginally effective because they're sent on an intercept orbit that ends up shooting them off into space once the flyby the enemy ship because the drones lack the delta-V budget for another pass. That looks enticing.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 04:11 |
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https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/782730494282756096
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 04:36 |
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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Games > Derek Smart's House of Star Citizen Obsessive Insanity > We get it, you vaporware!
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 04:58 |
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D_Smart posted:whoa!! seriously? damnit, I'm guessing we don't have archives? Don't know if it's been posted since, but it wouldn't happen to be this would it?
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 06:03 |
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Ben-replacement CONFIRMED in 2.6.
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 06:31 |
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The Titanic posted:It's part of the "Inevitable Truth of Piracy" sale. You'll have to act fast though because they will go as fast as BDSM whips to the rear end. Oh yeah, you're right, I forgot about the BDSSME
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# ? Oct 3, 2016 06:43 |
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Mirificus posted:https://twitter.com/real_lethality/status/781228382860283904 Yeah, DON'T cite the Goon that got him to make that last comment or called him out on his behavior though, no sirree!
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Flatulance-a-lot posted:Has anyone said shart shitizen, or any variation of it, recently? Or Derek Shart? Dick Shart
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