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D1E
Nov 25, 2001


KM Scorchio posted:

What is a Toast and why should I care?

Junior legal apprentice under Ortwin/office bitch/writer of the lovely ToS.

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sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!
To remind ourselves:

- Gamescom Twitch stream peaked out at 45,734 viewers.

Anything less than that would demonstrate measurable success of derek's enlightment campaign.

tax.

sorla78 fucked around with this message at 18:57 on Oct 9, 2016

pumped up for school
Nov 24, 2010

Meridian posted:

Well we already knew MoMA was Toast though.

Yeah but now we get to tease him about his home address and school choices, not just fashion accessories.

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
The guy tweeting about sleeping outside the theater was joking.

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

EightAce posted:

" Throw MoMa from the train wreck "

:golfclap:

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Chin posted:

The guy tweeting about sleeping outside the theater was joking.

Doesn't matter he still smells bad.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

sorla78 posted:

To remind ourselves:

- Gamescom Twitch stream peaked out at 45,734 viewers.

Anything less than that would demonstrate measurable success of derek's enlightment campaign.

tax.


Clearly the lower number of viewers is due to Canadian Thanksgiving.



Surely!





:(

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

kill jester

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

Chin posted:

The guy tweeting about sleeping outside the theater was joking.

don't destroy our delicately constructed narrative.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Imagine registering to SomethingAwful.com™ and pretending you aren't moma for half a year and defend a lovely TOS just for it all come crashing down.

Zteuer
Nov 8, 2009

orcinus posted:

A missive of Derekken.

An itself of Derek Smart.
A continent of Lesnicks.
An opulence of Sandis.
A malevolence of Citizens.
A supremacy of Roberts.
A liberty of Momas.



(Edit: source)

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Jobbo_Fett posted:

Imagine registering to SomethingAwful.com™ and pretending you aren't moma for half a year and defend a lovely TOS just for it all come crashing down.

He didn't even get overtime pay for posting on his weekends.

LOL.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Chin posted:

The guy tweeting about sleeping outside the theater was joking.

Dude had a great sense of humor though.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:
How long before the shitshow?

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

D1E posted:

He didn't even get overtime pay for posting on his weekends.

LOL.

I remember it being weird that a junior paralegal was working weekends at a game dev company. He was postin.

CHICKEN SHOES
Oct 4, 2002
Slippery Tilde
between citcon and the debates today is just too much

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010



Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

between citcon and the debates today is just too much

I know right. I cant wait

Went to the store to stock up on chips and I have plenty of beer, also half a sub on the fridge for later if things are really good and I dont feel like heading out to get more food.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
I wonder if MOMA will continue to deny it or just accept that he's been caught red yellow-handed.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.


You know, if they could find a source, that would be really neat.

After all, since she's totally under 40, she must have written her theses some time during this millennium — doubtlessly in a digital format — so they should be pretty trivial to find in the various university archives and online repositories.





…and yet…

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Tippis posted:

You know, if they could find a source, that would be really neat.

After all, since she's totally under 40, she must have written her theses some time during this millennium — doubtlessly in a digital format — so they should be pretty trivial to find in the various university archives and online repositories.





…and yet…

SHE TOTALLY HAS TWO DEGREES LET ME PROVE IT TO YOU..







once I find it...

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!
and so it starts - line is forming - repeat - line if forming

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

between citcon and the debates today is just too much

With a name like that I'm not sure I want to know which part you're most excited about

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

between citcon and the debates today is just too much

debates could be fun if you stick to the rules


https://twitter.com/theCanadaParty/...172386874167296

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003


:eyepop:

hahahahahhaha amazing.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

peter gabriel posted:

His revolutionary belt with infinite adjustment was...






His undoing

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


sorla78 posted:

and so it starts - line is forming - repeat - line if forming



I feel really bad for the female.

However I am genuinely shocked no one is wearing a fedora.

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Imagine registering to SomethingAwful.com™ and pretending you aren't moma for half a year and defend a lovely TOS just for it all come crashing down.

I assume he is feeling grief right now.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Jobbo_Fett posted:

Imagine registering to SomethingAwful.com™ and pretending you aren't moma for half a year and defend a lovely TOS just for it all come crashing down.

On the other hand, how many of us got paid to shitpost this whole time?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





gently caress, that bowtie dude from INN is such a dweeb.

Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016

sorla78 posted:

and so it starts - line is forming - repeat - line if forming



Bow tie guy has very strange body proportions.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

D1E posted:

Doesn't matter he still smells bad.

That's just Hollywood though. Block after block of faint piss smells.

Beet Wagon posted:

On the other hand, how many of us got paid to shitpost this whole time?
80% of my shitposting has been done at work.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

Somebody record that poo poo live (not the CIG's processed version) along with the chat. These fuckers start too late for me:argh:

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Toast, you've become fat and bloated, much like the perpetual proof of concept that is Star Citizen. Just go look at a selfie before you joined the project. It will be good for your health.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
https://twitter.com/Stoutman_PR/status/785150806261583873

I can't hate this man.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

sorla78 posted:

and so it starts - line is forming - repeat - line if forming



Five hours before the doors open? Or is it only four hours? I'll show up at the last minute after Wulf has left his security detail.

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

I can't hate this man.
When you roll with the punches from the start it's a valid defense. Still, some better jeans would really help the man.

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!
https://twitter.com/Stoutman_PR/status/785185552274337792

There's a Waldo hidden in every frame.

sorla78 fucked around with this message at 19:37 on Oct 9, 2016

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





Raskolnikov posted:

80% of my shitposting has been done at work.

:same:

I wouldn't say I'm being paid explicitly to shitpost though.

Blanket man seems cool. Plus, Star Citizen might be poo poo but that blanket seems pretty rad.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Beet Wagon posted:

On the other hand, how many of us got paid to shitpost this whole time?

I'm not allowed to release the financials unless you agreed to the previous TOS.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

SelenicMartian posted:

Somebody record that poo poo live (not the CIG's processed version) along with the chat. These fuckers start too late for me:argh:

Too early for me.

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D1E
Nov 25, 2001


Is there an over/under on the odds of a tearful introductory Sandi speech?

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