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boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich
now that i think about it a born bullshitter is gonna say something like that to someone they hate

"you're a hard worker, and you're a good parent" that is like every single adult human being's two biggest anxieties. it is the most generic compliment

trump killed that one though

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Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer
Well that was a ball of poo poo.

At least when they recap this they're going to show Trump's babby interruptions a lot

Pollyanna
Mar 5, 2005

Milk's on them.


That man is fat.

KKKLIP ART
Sep 3, 2004

"FAT CHECK HIM" Sign on CNN :lol:

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

He complimented her stamina.

SocketWrench
Jul 8, 2012

by Fritz the Horse
Oh man, people already saying he was good because he turned around his trainwreck...what the gently caress. Just accept your crash and burn like a man

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010


Dude shut up and go away

disjoe
Feb 18, 2011


I'm the guy behind Jake Tapper with the "FAT CHECK HIM" sign.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am really sure not how to parse this.

Clinton did not win like last time, but I am not sure if Trump won either.

Trump not losing is a win

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
Fat check sign.

Polygynous
Dec 13, 2006
welp
I hope the fact checkers weigh in on whether or not West Virginia is terrible

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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post-debate analysis seems just as bewildered as we are at what we just saw

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

https://twitter.com/chrislhayes/status/785308395385466880

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Not one question about vaping, voting Gary Johnson.

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
If not for the tape a couple days ago I'd almost say this debate gets Trump back in the race.

At very least this is going to get some of the Republicans that were fleeing his campaign back on board. Got to give the devil his due, this should have been MUCH worse for him.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


OK he did good on the last question and mostly poo poo everywhere else. She didn't do as good as she could have but I think still did better than him by a fair margin.

WingsOfSteel
Nov 13, 2007

Even Dr. Octopus can learn something from the Internet!
Fact Check: Actually, Trump's kids are weird and gross.

HellCopter
Feb 9, 2012
College Slice
https://twitter.com/Nudah/status/785308329233027074

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
"Donald Trump said Hillary is the devil and she has nothing but hate in her heart"

Red and Black
Sep 5, 2011

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Dude shut up and go away

No

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
I was dead on that question, holy poo poo

Lord Hydronium
Sep 25, 2007

Non, je ne regrette rien


So I missed the first twenty minutes, was Trump's response to Pussygate worth watching?

OldTennisCourt
Sep 11, 2011

by VideoGames

raditts posted:

I wish I had watched Westworld instead of this

Really good episode, probably gonna be the GOT replacement that HBO wants bad.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Stereotype posted:

Trump won because now no one will talk about his leaked tapes anymore.

Yes they will.

boner confessor
Apr 25, 2013

by R. Guyovich

BGrifter posted:

If not for the tape a couple days ago I'd almost say this debate gets Trump back in the race.

At very least this is going to get some of the Republicans that were fleeing his campaign back on board. Got to give the devil his due, this should have been MUCH worse for him.

no, what saves trump is that he can finally stop being a crazy rear end in a top hat and there was enough crazy rear end in a top hat on display

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

i think people will call the debate even and forget about it in like five days

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Bret Baire saying Trump put "grab em by the pussy behind him", Megyn Kelly correcting him, "for his supporters. The media's not done."

Fargin Icehole
Feb 19, 2011

Pet me.
by the way, i don't know if "morally exhausting" is a term, but that's how i felt there

Emmideer
Oct 20, 2011

Lovely night, no?
Grimey Drawer

1stGear posted:

Trump wins the second debate, polls jump 30%, hail a thousand years of yuuuge darkness.

Don't worry, when Donald Trump begins his dark rule, Hillary "The Fighter" Clinton will break from the torture chamber he had placed her in and lead a mighty resistance.

Northjayhawk
Mar 8, 2008

by exmarx
My expectations for Trump were below the ground and somewhere in the earth's molten core. He's still going to lose badly, but he did a lot better than I expected tonight.

A HUNGRY MOUTH
Nov 3, 2006

date of birth: 02/05/88
manufacturer: mazda
model/year: 2008 mazda6
sexuality: straight, bi-curious
peircings: pusspuss



Nap Ghost

holy my gently caress.

geeves
Sep 16, 2004

https://twitter.com/Nash076/status/785306695085936644

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Trump nuked his VP from orbit

CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!
"I think we can say that he survived this debate", yeah I guess. He got fuckin kneecapped but you can get kneecapped and survive.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--Still a win comparably

Mel Mudkiper posted:

I am really sure not how to parse this.

Clinton did not win like last time, but I am not sure if Trump won either.

Respectable showing kinda has to be a win for Trump after the last one doesn't it?

Servaetes
Sep 10, 2003

False enemy or true friend?
Sans the last question this was even more vitriolic than the first one. Granted the first guy got ran over by both of them, but the moderators this time around drilled/interrupted Trump more and it felt a bit biased. Granted Hillary gave more ironed out answers thank Trump who gave lots of less concrete answers but it was bad.

One more to go

Donkwich
Feb 28, 2011


Grimey Drawer

consent
destruct

kaiwero
Aug 22, 2006
Anyone else notice how Clinton would usually always address Trump as Donald - But Trump mainly called Clinton "her" always a pronoun not her name...

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


That last one was actually a pretty decent answer that you would have gotten out of Reagan. Except for the bit where he questions if it really was a compliment. Also his kids are scum and I'd have had to lie about it.

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Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Ahh Tucker Carlson with the old "HE'S HOUDINI 11TH DIMENSIONAL CHESS" stuff to explain Donald Trump.

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