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Leviathan Song
Sep 8, 2010

What is this? I think I see sugar cubes and potato sticks.

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Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Leviathan Song posted:

What is this? I think I see sugar cubes and potato sticks.

Maybe it's feta or pineapple? The lighting makes it hard to tell.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

Leviathan Song posted:

What is this? I think I see sugar cubes and potato sticks.

It looked like ugly rear end poutine to me.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

That's a whole lot of congealed pork fat.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo


http://dudefoods.com/the-400-white-castle-slider

Oh my god, Would

UWBW has a new favorite as of 17:51 on Oct 11, 2016

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

UWBW posted:

Oh my god, Would

Uh, why? That looks horrendous even by the usual low standards of "absurdly expensive foodstuff". None of the flavors or textures would work together at all

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬
Would biting into those gold leaf flakes give you a jolt like biting into tinfoil, if you had metal fillings in your teeth? Its making my jaw twitch just thinking about it.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Xen Tricks posted:

Uh, why? That looks horrendous even by the usual low standards of "absurdly expensive foodstuff". None of the flavors or textures would work together at all

Why do people climb mountains? Why did man land on the moon? Because it's there!

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I think this falls under the category of "idiots with money".

bunnyofdoom
Mar 29, 2008

I've been here the whole time, and you're not my real Dad! :emo:
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!

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PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I think this falls under the category of "idiots with money".

$400 isn't really "monied"

Secks
Oct 10, 2002

The city is alive tonight

Gimme ketchup on the rim, baby.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

Initially thought the caviar was a big pile of blackberries. Not sure if the reality is any better.

Sakurazuka
Jan 24, 2004

NANI?

It's not very visually appealing, barely cooked egg, black mush, grey, grey, grey, grey.

UWBW
Aug 3, 2013

Permanently banned from the Alamo

Sakurazuka posted:

It's not very visually appealing, barely cooked egg, black mush, grey, grey, grey, grey.

You're not supposed to eat the cardboard underneath the burger

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

Initially thought the caviar was a big pile of blackberries. Not sure if the reality is any better.

I just realized looking at it again, those aren't mushrooms, they're just 1/8th inch thick slices of truffle. God that would taste and feel wretched

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

And the craft beer revolution has reached its final solution.

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff




If it wasn't for the recipe in the background I wouldn't even know this was food:


FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Panfilo posted:

Would biting into those gold leaf flakes give you a jolt like biting into tinfoil, if you had metal fillings in your teeth? Its making my jaw twitch just thinking about it.

Nope, gold leaf flakes aren't usually saturated enough in whatever food or liquid product meant for consumption to complete the electrical circuit between fillings that leads to a pain response in your brain. I think leaf instead of foil refers also to how much thinner leaf is than foil, and how much more fragile it is. Drinking a fifth of goldschlagger doesn't result in sparkly poo either, just a massive hangover and a lifetime aversion to anything cinnamon flavored.

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

Xen Tricks posted:

Uh, why? That looks horrendous even by the usual low standards of "absurdly expensive foodstuff". None of the flavors or textures would work together at all

Yeah its just a 'put expensive things on a white castle slider' without regard to how the expensive foods taste or would taste on a hamburger, no matter the size. Truffles and expensive cheese? sure. Truffles, expensive cheese and fishy salt tapioca on a burger? nope.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

Tony Bologna posted:

If it wasn't for the recipe in the background I wouldn't even know this was food:



This one's probably homemade mozzarella. Making your own mozzarella with whole milk from the grocery store is apparently the new hip thing

sweeperbravo
May 18, 2012

AUNT GWEN'S COLD SHAPE (!)

There's somethin happenin here,
and what it is ain't exactly clear...

FetusSlapper
Jan 6, 2005

by exmarx

sweeperbravo posted:

There's somethin happenin here,
and what it is ain't exactly clear...

Even the alien in Dreamcatcher knew you had to take it out of the plastic to eat it first.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

That slice of foie gras is clearly expired

pienipple
Mar 20, 2009

That's wrong!

Panfilo posted:

Would biting into those gold leaf flakes give you a jolt like biting into tinfoil, if you had metal fillings in your teeth? Its making my jaw twitch just thinking about it.

No. It's so thin it doesn't feel like anything and really doesn't taste like anything either. Purely aesthetic.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

FetusSlapper posted:

Even the alien in Dreamcatcher knew you had to take it out of the plastic to eat it first.

Obviously we're dealing with a K-Pax variant situation here, then.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


Synthbuttrange posted:

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made
I have now decided that open air hoppers are the worst things ever.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Xen Tricks posted:

I just can't see it. Teriyaki is sweet cause of pineapple juice, something that's just regular sweet. SCM is halfway to caramel as it is, and I don't even know how you could physically incorporate more sugar. Seems revolting

I used to work in a kitchen that did teriyaki and the chef would've had my head for using fuckin pineapple juice. The best recipe I know is 1/2 cup each of sake and mirin, 4tsp Soy sauce and 1 tbsp sugar and literally nothing else. The chicken is best done when fried IN rendered chicken fat after coating in a light dusting of potato starch which also helps thicken the sauce slightly.

Tldr sauce sperging

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

McSpergin posted:

I used to work in a kitchen that did teriyaki and the chef would've had my head for using fuckin pineapple juice. The best recipe I know is 1/2 cup each of sake and mirin, 4tsp Soy sauce and 1 tbsp sugar and literally nothing else. The chicken is best done when fried IN rendered chicken fat after coating in a light dusting of potato starch which also helps thicken the sauce slightly.

Tldr sauce sperging

Huh I thought teriyaki was a relatively recent western adaptation of a Japanese idea, thus the pineapple. Shows what I know I guess

Good post/username combo also

drrockso20
May 6, 2013

Has Not Actually Done Cocaine

Synthbuttrange posted:

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made

That is possibly the most horrifying thing I've seen in a long time

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





God, commit to the joke you wimp.

Synthbuttrange posted:

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made

listen here cumslut

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Synthbuttrange posted:

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made

I dunno, seems like a good way to go out, surrounded by your favorite food.

Pomp
Apr 3, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lBjLiYa0diY

:(

uranium grass
Jan 15, 2005

Saw this on amazon while searching for something totally unrelated.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Oh man.

I wish you best of luck, if your are still reading this thread.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Synthbuttrange posted:

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made
I can't stop watching this. It's like someone built a machine that accelerates natural selection.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

My Lovely Horse posted:

I can't stop watching this. It's like someone built a machine that accelerates natural selection.

They did, it's called a motorcycle.

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION

Synthbuttrange posted:

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made

A friend asked if I wanted to see this and I declined. Thank you, goons, I hate you all. Alternately Oh hey, is this how Dr. Shuu operates in bulk, then?

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Sam Faust
Feb 20, 2015

Synthbuttrange posted:

http://i.imgur.com/F62D00T.mp4

How pidgeon flavoured flour is made

The new Jack and Jill sequel is we really upping the ante isn't it.

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