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Ohmygodsquad posted:Posting from the past, but the idea that chris roberts is being compared to elon musk when the latter may put people on mars before the former's game comes out really tickles me. He has as much chance of putting people on Mars as crobbler has of making the BDSSE, and it requires roughly the same level of nerd delusion to believe in either of them.
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Marching Powder posted:nice to see another dickhead join the conga line of replying to everything i post with the weakest material imaginable. further, you seem to have a jobbo fett gimmick of taking up several posts to say absolutely nothing. now that i've got your mo, i know it's absolutely futile to say this but i'll say it anyway: you loving suck. stop posting. further lmao
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Refactor is an anagram of Fartcore. Star Marine is an anagram of ArtRemains.
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VR announced for Squadron 42! [nsfw] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsaLDnl_fEs [/nsfw] Not really...
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Marching Powder posted:derek is like.... chris roberts! That's kinda why the thread has always been funny though, it's 2 ridiculous caricatures butting heads like mountain goats competing for a mate.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:has it been confirmed that we can cross breed various species of giant worms or not No but you can breed with your worm in first person.
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AP posted:Refactor is an anagram of Fartcore.     
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TheAgent posted:hello, some of this is rehashed again It is all going to collapse in a pile of debt. Chris Roberts will be the only person left in there believing a playable game can still be made and released, and the execs will turn their backs on him. There is no way they are raising the amount of money from backers every month that they claim, they are in debt up to their eyes. Many goons disagree with me on this which is cool, but there is NOT $3m in fundraising every month for this project, not in one million years are they able to pull that in from backers. The claim that the last jpeg sale raised $1.44 million is the limit test for credulity. Every single time they have animation, mocap or external work done the engine has moved on so much they can't make it work. Every. Single. Time. They're reshooting stuff now, guess what's going to happen AGAIN. They can't even fake it any more. The IDEAS behind the Shitcon demo weren't even good, regardless of the implementation. Crashed ship and Tuskan raiders and the sandworm from Dune? Get the gently caress out of here with your poo poo Chris Roberts. Sit the gently caress down. There are 20 year olds doing creative writing degrees and studying film making with a MILLION times the creativity and imagination. You have a team of 300 with 200 odd contractors, your own mocap studio, $120 million from gently caress knows where, 5 years and THAT is the poo poo you came up with to show the world your genius? The Citcon demo was so loving awful they redid it and uploaded it to youtube. And the space station painted on the skybox with the clouds? You can fly right up to that Chris, is that what you said? LMFAO. Show us then, show us it working. More bullshit. CIG have no game, no money, no time and no credibility. There is nothing more to be said. It will collapse in a pile of debt, Chris Roberts will be left in the dark, they'll bankrupt whichever company is left with the liability, contractors will go unpaid - no different to any other company in any other industry. All the shills still rattling on are trying to save their own face, nothing more. And one more thing for all the momas and other wankers picking through each "prediction" and leak (the company isn't leaking right now, it's a loving BIBLICAL DELUGE) - where's the game guys? Where is it? After a year of CIG producing NOTHING except a clothing shop to skank more money from you, you want to argue over individual leaks coming from guys working 16 hour days for an lying rear end in a top hat? Sit the gently caress down and shut the gently caress up until Chris Roberts delivers ONE THING from this list COMPLETE LIST Stretch Goals Not Delivered Professional Mod Tools 100 Star Systems RSI Class II space suit. Hibernation Mode (Saving your game) “Behind the Scenes of Star Citizen” documentary film Escort Carrier, digital 42-page “overclock” Upgrade Handbook Ship engine modifier upgrade package, Battlecruiser Pre-launch backers get exclusive star system Jane’s Fighting Ships style manual, Manage Space Stations, RSI Museum will air monthly. They tried RSI Museum but gave up on it. Planetside FPS combat. Salvage Mechanic. Enhanced Mission Design for Squadron 42. Tamsa System. Tanga System. Cano System. UDS-2943-01-22 System. Kabal System, Oretani System. Procedural Generation R&D Team. (With the December 2015 “Pupil to Planet” video, they claim procedural generation teams are doing stuff.) Omni Role Combat Armor (ORC) mk9 Stellar Cartography (It’s defined as a map room that’s in the game directly, not to be confused with the $51 Million Map goal) Hadesian Artifact Updated Scanning Software. Engine Tuning Kit. Retaliator Commercial. Still in the plans. It’s not happening near term because all our cinematic folks are working on SQ42… but it’s a stretch goal and we will get to it. Alien Languages. (“We will work with real-world linguists to create distinctive and realistic alien languages for Star Citizen’s three biggest alien races, the Vanduul, the Xi’An and the Banu.”) Independent Arbitrator’s Guild. More Detailed AI Activities. Ballistic Gatling. Anvil Aerospace Crucible. Last seen as being in the “Concept Phase” as of Dec 2015/Jan 2016. Espera Prowler. Genesis-class Starliner. MISC Reliant. (It’s in the hanger, only marked Red because you can’t fly it yet. Video Proof) Pets. Enhanced Ship Modularity. Features advertised but not delivered Rentable ships Some ships with artificial gravity (or not) Multicrewing Different HUDs for different ships Hull Breaches Shuttles for larger ships to land on planets Banu ports and stations for trading Parking smaller ships in the Idris Inertia on objects not anchored on ships Beam weapons for larger ships Tractor beams and EVA for cargo EVA ship repair Wreck exploration Benefits for ejecting from a ship about to explode Wreckage as a navigational hazard Using inertia for flight rather than burning fuel all the time Dangerous and Dynamic Jump Points Changeable gravity systems for ships Booby traps and trackers for cargo Detailed navigation system Weapon slaving Detailed ship destruction for large ships Ship repair and cleanliness/degradation Ship Trade-in and buying used ships, naming your ship Manual and auto-docking Customizable AI voices for different aspects of your ship Organization Infiltration Playing as another alien race Relaying radar information to C&C Center Run your own business In depth non-FTL communication Bounty hunting system Player influenced politics In-game VOIP and “Live Driver” Track IR Support Shareable star map locations Group mining operations In-fiction “Live Team” that will report player driven events as in-fiction news Dynamic population count Character damage and aging Character histories and/or ancestral trees Large scale dynamic events Player Rating System Taxes for Organizations Dead (Wounded) body recovery Player or organization ran medical facilities User generated content Shared organization hangars Combined arms missions Location for contributors’ names to be found in the PU Organization reputation system Damageable cyborg limbs and cybernetic repair facilities Dynamic social interaction with NPCs Galactapedia Space creatures Planet day/night cycle Cargo damage (item damage) Potential In-game “Voice Attack” system NPC Generation Docking and Undocking Tech Realistic Audio Options Personally Owned NPCs Farming Tri-Monitor Support Your Name in the Game Carriers Getting Everyone into the Same Instance More Economical or Versatile Corvettes Planetary Ship Entry Repair and Items System Capability Manned Turrets Character Customization Ship connected to User Online/Offline Status Picking Up Objects On Planets Multi-Monitor HUD Large Ship Damage Control Lockers Dogfights Through Space Stations Ship Persistence Stealth Game Play Ability for Privateers/Corsairs/Buccaneers Landing on Planets Procedurally-Generated Environments Starfarer's Refueling Mechanic Rigging Anchoring to an Asteroid Kill Boards NPC ranks Thruster Trails Non-Lethal Combat Modules Raid Supply Shipments Owning an Alien Ship Hidden Ship Compartments Catapulting Through Space Locking Ships Jury Rig Repairing Dynamic Weather Automatic Battle Flight Pattern Living Spaces Insurance for Pilots Mining Escape Pods Personal Armor (FPS) Extreme Ship Maneuvers Start up Sequence for Large Multi-Crew Ships Voice Commands Remotely Hacking Ships Pacing NPC's Incentives to keep your orginal Ship's Hull Game Generated Missions Communication Between Two Ships Ship Armor Controlled and Uncontrolled Space NPC Crews Guild Wars Trading Inflation and Deflation Hiring NPC's for missions Travelling in Fleets Tactical Game modes in FPS Trading weapons in the FPS Bounty Hunting Player Generated Content Assigning Ships to Landing Zones UI Customization Radar features Future Playable Maps Ships Developed by the Community Warning NPC's of Attack NPC crew AI Clothing Damage Character Creator Interior Damage System Roaming Floating Structures Vehicles for Planetside NPC dialogue Electronic Warfare in the PU Player Owned Cargo Space NPC population in the PU Salvaging Mechanic Ship Aging Linux Client In game Banking VR Medic and Surgeon Skill progression Mining and resource gathering Fabricate weapons/armor/ship parts FPS Armor Types Join in-progress free flight games Hangar parties & instancing Physical grappling beam Multicrew keycards Repairing Gold Horizon Space Stations Taxation Natural areas in the 'Verse FPS environmental hazards Store ore in your hangar Organic ships Ship spoofing Non-combat ships Search players for weapons Flying a ship without a hud Starting wars between the different races Tractor Beams NPCs react to weapons Drop pods Limb Damage Bounty Hunting Org recruiting NPCs NPCs using different loadouts Resource Spawning NPC & Human scanning
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AP posted:Refactor is an anagram of Fartcore. So basically, Weird Al is a more visionary developer than CRobber ever will be?
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Imagine hearing about Star Citizen and thinking "I can stream this for a living people will be interested in this!" and then the game never comes out and there are 1 or 2 people running around in the PU and Diablo 2 speedruns have more viewership than your dream game.
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Crazy_BlackParrot posted:Didn't know Derek was a director? Derek you should consider writing a movie script about this farce. Maybe Chris and Sandi can still become Hollywood famous.
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MeLKoR posted:Derek you should consider writing a movie script about this farce. Maybe Chris and Sandi can still become Hollywood famous. This is a good idea. Make sure to put a line in there where Chris has to say: "Sandi, I wish I was as intelligent, competent, talented and good-looking as Derek Smart. I just don't think I can pull off Star Citizen without him".
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Sandweed posted:Sandis Pusher character will probably exist in the PU at some point. She's already there: 
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Also put in a scene where a space bulldozer pushes the bloated corpse of star marine off the side of something.
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orcinus posted:She's already there: This made me laugh.. really hard. I dont know why, but i couldnt stop laughing.
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What you all fail to realize is that Sandi's character is pivotal to Crobber's vision. Every other character bows down to her importance, her talent, her obvious superiority, including you, the gullible star shitizen backer. Sandi is the hero of the story, you merely observe her greatness. By the way, she definitely, totally, absolutely did not have anything to do with that. It was spontaneous on Chris' part, because he recognized her incredible acting chops. I'm actually kinda scared that, if they ever do release anything, this will be mostly true. 
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ManofManyAliases posted:Don't be smug. Agent's was largely off too: TheAgent was off because he was too optimistic 
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SomethingJones posted:Sit the gently caress down and shut the gently caress up until Chris Roberts delivers ONE THING from this list Hey, it's all coming next year!
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So wait, there are three versions of the planet promo video now? The stream, the edited stream and a version redone in post?
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Beexoffel posted:TheAgent was off because he was too optimistic Everything CIG have produced has been an absolute clusterfuck, but everything's ok because the leaks being posted aren't entirely accurate because they predicted stuff would be shown which wasn't shown because it was too hosed even by CIG's poor standards to be shown. It's not about defending CIG any more for these guys, it's about trying to not look like a loving gullible moron. Doesn't work. CIG will collapse in a pile of debt.
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TheAgent posted:hello, some of this is rehashed again All that money hiring AAA talent and they'll only use the voice acting after all? 
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I did some preliminary work on the intro to the movie http://tinyurl.com/shitizenKane
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Anyone else remember when the beginning of SQ42 would have you use a mirror in the bathroom to pick your gender and facial features, so that when you mustered out into the grand PU, your unique avatar would have a background, and maybe some scars from dying/capture? "in media res" *snicker*
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MeLKoR posted:All that money hiring AAA talent and they'll only use the voice acting after all? Serious question is it actually important that an A list actor actually do the mocap? I always thought it was just a publicity thing.
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Oleyo posted:SMH. "Crysis level detail on a GLOBAL scale..." Amazing... We have hours of footage showing seamless planet transitions and they still think we're using  loading screens.
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TheLightPurges posted:Serious question is it actually important that an A list actor actually do the mocap? I always thought it was just a publicity thing. Of course not but if they hired them to do just voice acting Chris and Sandi wouldn't get to play with them.
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D1E posted:OK everyone who plans to buy Derek's Star Citizen book please raise your hand! I will not only buy Derek's book but also whatever crazed, rambling Unabomber manifesto is eventually released on Kindle Unlimited by some whale with 20,000 pages worth of frothing about how goons ruined the BDSSE, which would have been perfect if Chris's vision had been left unsullied by our diabolical interference
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TheAgent posted:I'd also like to point out that I've never received so much conflicting information about a project Cloud Imperium Games: If we don't know what we're doing, Derek Smart sure as hell won't.
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Solomonic posted:I will not only buy Derek's book but also whatever crazed, rambling Unabomber manifesto is eventually released on Kindle Unlimited by some whale with 20,000 pages worth of frothing about how goons ruined the BDSSE, which would have been perfect if Chris's vision had been left unsullied by our diabolical interference Well that's one copy.
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D_Smart posted:https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/782617692020862976 Eyes on the prize Dr Smart, don't meltdown on us when you can almost smell victory.
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Samizdata posted:Nothing Roberts related involves perfect systems. Or, for that matter, perfect anythings. It is a perfect system. Just keep looking right here - no, not behind that curtain. I guess I'm a big fuckin wonk but Star Citizen is a big ol potemkin village. It's the photos of fully-stocked shelves in Pyongyang storefronts. Nothing to see here, comrades. The Democratic People's Republic of Citistan is thriving. Let's all give thanks to the Fatherly Chairman for the terrapin.
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MeLKoR posted:Eyes on the prize Dr Smart, don't meltdown on us when you can almost smell victory. Not correct. Do meltdown on us because it's funny.
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Space Court.
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TheLightPurges posted:Serious question is it actually important that an A list actor actually do the mocap? I always thought it was just a publicity thing. Surely they must be keeping the facial performance capture, though. If I were an actor I would be real upset if they didn't use that either.
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Pro click for the art showcase at the bottom. Apparently there is a jury room somewhere in LA featuring a painted tracing of a Spawn comic panel by a local teen. Everything else on the page was pretty boring.
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Oleyo posted:Surely they must be keeping the facial performance capture, though. If I were an actor I would be real upset if they didn't use that either. I mean it's CIG. What does your heart tell you?
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