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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Grain engulfment happens to people too and poo poo's scary.



e: what an excellent new page

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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I know of at least one relative who died falling into a grain silo working alone

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

I saw that in my subs and felt legit sad about it, hope she gets better.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

thecluckmeme posted:

I know of at least one relative who died falling into a grain silo working alone

Excellent avatar for this post

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

Somfin posted:

Excellent avatar for this post

why do you think you just "inherited" your grandfather's farm

bawk
Mar 31, 2013

All jokes aside, my great-uncle suffocated at the bottom of a silo of corn with nobody within five miles to hear his abruptly halted screams

Don't gently caress with silos

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

If sinking corn doesnt get you, the dust explosions will.

Polyseme
Sep 6, 2009

GROUCH DIVISION


Have some corrections:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWwWYy89Vi4

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
hell, same

RareAcumen posted:

listen here cumslut
haven't heard that one in a while

Tony Bologna
Sep 21, 2007

Talk real good 'cause I'm smart and stuff
Those poor birds :(





Inepta Lacerta
Nov 20, 2012

.
Really quite silly indeed.


Did they hire the person who draws Moon over June specifically to draw those faces? That's really creepy.

(Don't look up MoJ if you don't know what it is. The faces and everything else will haunt you forever.)

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Leave tatin pie out of this thread!

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




IronicDongz posted:

hell, same
haven't heard that one in a while

I could've sworn that Pomp quoted it a few pages back.












CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench
Bacon Poptart BLT? Totally would.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


I love this

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.

The green fruit (are those grapes?) was so distracting that I didn't notice whatever that poo poo is on the top bun. It's vertical, why is it not sliding down?! How thick is that stuff?

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

That's peanut butter, isn't it?

same

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Schubalts posted:

The green fruit (are those grapes?) was so distracting that I didn't notice whatever that poo poo is on the top bun. It's vertical, why is it not sliding down?! How thick is that stuff?

Yes those are grapes. They might just be holding the top open. Don't let kids have free reign over their lunches.

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Schubalts posted:

The green fruit (are those grapes?) was so distracting that I didn't notice whatever that poo poo is on the top bun. It's vertical, why is it not sliding down?! How thick is that stuff?

This is the first time I've seen someone utterly bewildered by crunchy peanut butter.

I mean, yeah, it shouldn't exist and all that but that's another issue.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I'm about to crunch your nuts, buddy

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The only good peanut butter is the all natural creamy "just a jar of peanuts all ground up" style, maybe with salt.

Poop Cupcake
Dec 31, 2005

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




The true way to make good peanut butter is to shell them yourself and then chew it and vomit it back into a jar.

Ceciltron
Jan 11, 2007

Text BEEP to 43527 for the dancing robot!
Pillbug

RareAcumen posted:

The true way to make good peanut butter is to shell them yourself and then chew it and vomit it back into a jar.
Ferment this to make an entirely unacceptable alcoholic beverage.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


That's uh... not how you do pigs in a blanket, but at least this one look edible. I'm not sure about any of the other monstrosities from this post.

ChickenWing
Jul 22, 2010

:v:


I'm confused as to what exactly makes this anything other than a solid "would"

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

ChickenWing posted:

I'm confused as to what exactly makes this anything other than a solid "would"

It's a ball of butter and a deep friend urinal cake, dipped in caramel. :v:

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

VendaGoat posted:

It's a ball of butter and a deep friend urinal cake, dipped in caramel. :v:

You saying you wouldn't?

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Tashilicious posted:

You saying you wouldn't?

Only if the urinal cake was previously used.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The "caramel" is the result of a bad urinary tract infection, hth.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

LogicalFallacy posted:

That's uh... not how you do pigs in a blanket, but at least this one look edible. I'm not sure about any of the other monstrosities from this post.

I'm gonna call it 'pigs on a couch' and yeah at least it's edible.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
Choice selections from an old Good Housekeeping cookbook I found.





You can tell this book was made in the era of the aspic and ring mold fads.





NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

I disagree.

LogicalFallacy
Nov 16, 2015

Wrecking hell's shit since 1993


There's a Cracked.com writer who actually tried some of those recipes and posted articles about them. He was not a fan for the most part.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
There are at least three different blogs dedicated to recreating that style of food and eating it. None of them liked most any of it. None of them, to my knowledge, got the book deal they were obviously seeking.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Stuff White People Like will never happen again

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

InediblePenguin posted:

There are at least three different blogs dedicated to recreating that style of food and eating it. None of them liked most any of it. None of them, to my knowledge, got the book deal they were obviously seeking.

"It's like Julie and Julia, except instead of growing both as a chef and as a person I'm sad all the time, instead."

QuickbreathFinisher
Sep 28, 2008

by reading this post you have agreed to form a gay socialist micronation.
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dijon du jour posted:

You can tell this book was made in the era of the aspic and ring mold fads.


For some reason, as soon as i processed, i just started chanting "NOO-DLE RING. NOO-DLE RING" like I was at a soccer game. I had an unconscious reaction to root for this image.

Apropos of nothing: Can someone please explain to me the appeal of Campari/Aperol? My friend is low-key obsessed with it, but to me, it has an aftertaste exactly like bile. I had horrible food poisoning one time and the bitter, yellow sludge i eventually threw up after my stomach was empty tastes exactly like the stuff. I love bitter foods and strongly flavored alcohols/liqueurs, too, but something about Campari just tastes like sweetened paint thinner. I can't be the only one, right?

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Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

QuickbreathFinisher posted:

For some reason, as soon as i processed, i just started chanting "NOO-DLE RING. NOO-DLE RING" like I was at a soccer game. I had an unconscious reaction to root for this image.

This is beautiful and I want it to happen to me.

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