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Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
We've replaced major league baseball player Jayson Werth with an actual hobo. Let's see if the Dodgers notice.

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R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


daniel murphy is literally the last person i'd want to face in this situation

New Concept Hole
Oct 10, 2012

東方動的
Bryce Harper Signature Postage Stamp StrikezoneTM

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


bryce has been in the bigs for a while now and is an extremely cool dude and the best nats' fans can come up with is 'let's go, harper'?

Art Core...velay
Jun 16, 2013
holy f holy f holy f

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
Jansen now at 46 pitches, his biggest workload by 16 pitches this season and his longest since a 42 pitch game in 2011

InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008
Jesus Christ this is nauseating.

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
[heavy breathing]

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Really glad I don't have a horse in this race :munch:

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


this is real dumb, dave

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

CubsWoo posted:

Jansen now at 46 pitches, his biggest workload by 16 pitches this season and his longest since a 42 pitch game in 2011

sounds like he should be well rested

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

This pitcher has nothing left.

Poppy Nogood
May 26, 2014

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Really glad I don't have a horse in this race :munch:

do you not have a cubs-matchup preference?

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Dave Roberts is a clown

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=

modestmusashi posted:

do you not have a cubs-matchup preference?

Nope. Last year I really wanted to play the Mets and welp.

Both teams are gonna be insanely difficult, so there's no reason to choose one over the other.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
what the gently caress did I just tune into

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


modestmusashi posted:

do you not have a cubs-matchup preference?

i don't. both these teams have dudes that scare the ever-loving poo poo out of me. gotta beat a good team in the nlcs

that being said, i'd prefer not to deal with murphy again

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
and that's 50

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

why is Jansen still out there if Kershaw is ready

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

=^•⩊•^=
Kershaw absolutely has to come in now

Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Murphy vs Kershaw


This is gonna be loving good.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Roberts is an actual moron

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

holy gently caress if Kershaw blows this game imagine the hot takes

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
yeah just had my closer throw 51 pitches so my G4 starter could try and come in and get two outs

i am probably the frontrunner for the nl manager of the year

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



Annnnd here comes Kershaw.

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute
Jansen got no gas left, wth Roberts.

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
It's happening!

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


murphy is Playoff Babe Ruth

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
holy poo poo this rules

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

Fire that dude regardless

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Kershaw absolutely has to come in now

I don't have a horse in this and still holy poo poo

Probad
Feb 24, 2013

I want to believe!
I feel a narrative coming on

InnercityGriot
Dec 31, 2008
What even is this, I'm dying

Red
Apr 15, 2003

Yeah, great at getting us into Wawa.
Cubs watching and laughing and laughing

Popete
Oct 6, 2009

This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs

Grimey Drawer
Yessss use Kershaw, make him throw a billion pitches.

Stiev Awt
Mar 20, 2007


OHHHHHHHHHHHHH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT

CubsWoo
Aug 17, 2005

Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU
no seriously if the dodgers hold on who the gently caress is their game 2 starter

is it 'playoff bullpen day'

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.



R.D. Mangles posted:

murphy is Playoff Babe Ruth

Murphy walking off of Kershaw would be the most easily written story in recent playoff history now that the giants lost.

:getin:

Sydin
Oct 29, 2011

Another spring commute

Gordong Dongbay posted:

Murphy vs Kershaw


This is gonna be loving good.

He's getting IBB'd

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Gordong Dongbay
Oct 18, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Murphy, please.

I don't talk to you often Daniel Murphy but if you could just make this one wish come true I'll believe in you forever and ever.

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