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Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/787040481519828992

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TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
Apparently they did this poo poo yesterday. They do this alot. Give a time and then decide to upload it at that time, expecting that process to happen instntaneously. Either they are changing poo poo up until the last second the gently caress are like ten of them doing all week) or none of them know you can upload poo poo beforehand.

https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/349971/community-manager-s-log-and-schedule-october-11th-2016/p7

This is the thread to watch they salty.

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

This Clifford guy is creepy.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

quote:

I didn't hear anything in the stream where he said no SQ42 2016.

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Star Citizen: Like building sausage factories with glass walls

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Inacio posted:

https://twitter.com/Clifford_Miku/status/785722206617759744

Why did I look at his Twitter. Jesus christ, I'm uncomfortable for them. Look at their faces, pure fear.

Clifford literally looks exactly what I picture a serial killer to look like.

Keep playing with fire CIG! Money is so awesome and people are so dumb, they don't mind being scammed for years! It'll all end just fine! :stare:

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

MeLKoR posted:

How can they claim all Squadron 42 missions are complete when they: 1- don't have AI; 2- can't dock ships? How did they play the missions? Are the missions nothing more than walking around and triggering cutscenes?

Yes. Except you don't really need the walking around part.

It's cutscenes.

Just cutscenes. :)

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.

The Titanic posted:

Yes. Except you don't really need the walking around part.

It's cutscenes.

Just cutscenes. :)


It is now.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

EightAce posted:

It is now.

Like Shenmue but instead of 8 second clips it's eight minutes. Eight long minutes of Chris Robert's writing and "ideas".

If you got drunk to try and make that more bearable you'd just go to bed instead.

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.
I'm saying no more because I now have my own hate sub reddit nested with dsmarts. However I hope the few remaining cultists end up penniless I really do. Self agrandising cunts who deserve to be fleeced.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Star Citizen: Not A Failed Venture, Just Not A Successful One

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Breetai posted:




loving look at that preview image. Look at that sad shambleman on the left. Just loving look at him and let that image seep into your brain.

Sad little babyman. Pouty little flabgut. This is the face of 'momma always said I was a handsome boy; it'll happen eventually, I'm a late bloomer! This is the face of NEET. This is not so much a citizen of the world as lord and master of the basement and crawlspaces. When Roberts poo poo, he eats. Looking at him lets you know, with perfect clarity, exactly why escapism is his #1 choice of activity. But he can't find a rope strong enough, so he'll escape his life with a video game. He's the Sad Little Engine whose motto is "I know I can't, I know I can't." His shirt reminding everyone who looks upon it to twitch is staggeringly redundant. He is the 'before' picture of a penis pump advert. It's like Hans Moleman hosed Ralf Wiggum. Not the offspring or amalgam of such a union, mind; he's just as awful as the concept of Hans Moleman loving Ralf Wiggum. I'd say it looks like a case of arrested development, only what life did to his development wasn't an arrest, but rather would cause riots in Ferguson.



Guy in the bowtie's a oval office, too.

Nice meltdown.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

EightAce posted:

I'm saying no more because I now have my own hate sub reddit nested with dsmarts. However I hope the few remaining cultists end up penniless I really do. Self agrandising cunts who deserve to be fleeced.

You can PM me leaks and speculation. If Clifford had a twin and they both showed up on your doorstep, how quickly would you reach for a weapon?

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuzyX1YiUYk

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.

Raskolnikov posted:

You can PM me leaks and speculation. If Clifford had a twin and they both showed up on your doorstep, how quickly would you reach for a weapon?

If I peered out of my spy hole and saw a ten year old girl in an anime outfit but sporting a beard . I'd shoot the fucker through the door no questions asked

cupitor
Oct 13, 2016
Apparently, Derek just got banned from the Frontier forums. Did Sandi threaten to send her Barista over?

EightAce
May 10, 2015

Watch it all come crashing down on his head and wonder why any of us gave him money in the first place.

cupitor posted:

Apparently, Derek just got banned from the Frontier forums.

Which alt ?

Quavers
Feb 26, 2016

You clearly don't understand game development

EightAce posted:

I'm saying no more because I now have my own hate sub reddit nested with dsmarts. However I hope the few remaining cultists end up penniless I really do. Self agrandising cunts who deserve to be fleeced.

You have a hate sub? Congrats on reaching the big time!

cupitor
Oct 13, 2016

EightAce posted:

Which alt ?

dsmart, I suppose

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

:ironicat:

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



http://i.imgur.com/NUI31Ki.mp4

:3:

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Not clicking the dubious penis pump link.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

The Titanic posted:

Not clicking the dubious penis pump link.

It's basically this:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Ahaha the little bit at the end where it looks at its hand like "Am... am I doing it right?" :3:

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!
http://i.imgur.com/NUI31Ki.mp4

Breetai posted:

Ahaha the little bit at the end where it looks at its hand like "Am... am I doing it right?" :3:

Is that Derek Smart's game?

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Drunk Theory posted:

No kidding.



Two more of those 650 dollar lamps. Those tables are $900 each. I know furniture discussion is so nitpicky, but CIG has so much random nice poo poo in LA.

It looks like a scummy waiting room of an LA plastic surgeon's office for failed actresses.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

Wut dat?

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

orcinus posted:

Wut dat?

Star Citizen 8.5.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

SomethingJones posted:

Anyone know what comes after HONING and REFINING?

Shader glitches.

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

cupitor posted:

Apparently, Derek just got banned from the Frontier forums. Did Sandi threaten to send her Barista over?

Braben must have finally seen that tweet here

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/266159563957473281

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


sorla78 posted:

Braben must have finally seen that tweet here

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/266159563957473281

Holy poo poo is Derek picking a fight with Braben now?

<sigh>

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

Even better, they have literal 19th century racist caricature posters about Chinamen Xi'an scum raping are white women!



Sandi hunting for her next mask.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



D1E posted:

Holy poo poo is Derek picking a fight with Braben now?

<sigh>

It's from 2012. One space game at a time.

orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

a cyberpunk goose posted:

theory, sandi has her fingers in so many pies and is also in on the scam, Croberts has his balls twisted because she throws fits to get the public events run HER way and if he doesn't give her what she wants she will sink the whole company

it would explain his sheepishness at the latest convention

Sandi, her fingers in pies.
Croberts, his balls twisted.

sorla78
Oct 11, 2012

EAT THE PAIN AWAY!

D1E posted:

Holy poo poo is Derek picking a fight with Braben now?

<sigh>

He certainly tried, everyone can be wrong at times.

https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/266159145923801088
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/286590301190098944
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/286576157938307072
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/286590079928004611

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.



Xi'an Savage confirmed.

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

thanks reddit poster CradleRobin

The Titanic
Sep 15, 2016

Unsinkable

Raskolnikov posted:

It's basically this:



Haha. That's awesome. :D

But the mental image is horrifying. :stonk:

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orcinus
Feb 25, 2016

Fun Shoe

WhiskeyWhiskers posted:

I don't know if Clifford's wife is incredibly smart for never having her picture taken with him, or incredibly reckless.

Or incredibly nonexistent.

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