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Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

orcinus posted:

Can you buy Ben a bucket of poutine and a mint? I wanna see what happens.

Unfortunately, that is not available on the menu.

Please refer to your nearest Starbucks for your pretentiously-named size chart.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:13

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# ? Apr 16, 2024 16:21

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

KM Scorchio posted:

Yeah what they're gonna get is endless desert planets with replicas of Luke Skywalker's farm popping up every now and then.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7tZFW4WedI&t=145s

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:15

The Titanic: Sep 15, 2016; Unsinkable

AP posted:

https://twitter.com/Terallian/status/792725897363148802

This guy just makes videos.

Too notch artist AND programmer?

Or did he learn from Chris Roberts at this company that once the artwork is done the hard part is over? Getting it into the game is just a few switches and toggles.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:17

KM Scorchio: Feb 13, 2008; "If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

You geeks have our space law'd me. Well played.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:18

KM Scorchio: Feb 13, 2008; "If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

MeLKoR posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7tZFW4WedI&t=145s

This, but with less engaging gameplay.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:20

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

I'm on mobile so has anybody posted this one yet?

e: updated

trucutru fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Oct 30, 2016

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:24

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

trucutru posted:

I'm on mobile so has anybody posted this one yet?

Surprised they found a baby photo of Ben.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:25

trucutru: Jul 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Surprised they found a baby photo of Ben.

It's actually the hobo, I got an updated picture.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:26

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

trucutru posted:

It's actually the hobo, I got an updated picture.

I thought he was in the top left, but all hosed up.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:28

Blue On Blue: Nov 14, 2012

That's a little on the nose isn't it? Even for CIG being the savior of PC gaming or some poo poo

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:32

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

e: nm, was answered on the last page.

um...

parp?

e:
Okay, actual content: FPS is on the cards for E:D at some point, right? Did Frontier say that it would be just a walk around/exploration thing, or have they hinted at actual combat roles?

Breetai fucked around with this message at 22:41 on Oct 30, 2016

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:35

Lime Tonics: Nov 7, 2015; by FactsAreUseless

https://i.imgur.com/qWCo63X.gifv

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:42

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

peter gabriel posted:

'Vanduls rule OK'

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# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:44

MilesK: Nov 5, 2015

Sunswipe posted:

"I wonder if Bradley Wal- oh, there he is." Why does this person have obsessions with Star Citizen and that one picture of Bradley Walsh?

Incidentally, finding Bradley Walsh in these pictures is the best game connected to Coop Rapoop.

Here the earliest example (that survived the great imgur war of 2015)

At least from his current thread, I'm just realizing this poo poo goes back years.

Here's Adzadama's Alpha 3.0 demo , months before SC even started development.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLKIBsgAiSU

Also, I found Disco Landos old youtube page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsIkfq1qvds

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:46

Breetai: Nov 6, 2005; 🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Tane

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:46

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

The Titanic posted:

Too notch artist AND programmer?

Or did he learn from Chris Roberts at this company that once the artwork is done the hard part is over? Getting it into the game is just a few switches and toggles.

Flight worthy, not flight capable

# ? Oct 30, 2016 22:49

MilesK: Nov 5, 2015

MilesK posted:

Here's Adzadama's Alpha 3.0 demo , months before SC even started development.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xLKIBsgAiSU

Also, I found Disco Landos old youtube page
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsIkfq1qvds

The game's come a long way in 3 years, way prettier than fan made cryengine mods.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:06

Damn Dirty Ape: Jan 23, 2015; I love you Dr. Zaius

peter gabriel posted:

Gravity_Storm posted:
I'm still hoping the Vanduul will be dog people.

I think they will be cigarette smoking cool dudes with shades on and bomber jackets and they will all carry spray paint cans to really hammer home the vandals play on words, every time they appear FULL BURN kicks in gently caress yes yo FULL BUUURRRNNN OMG IT IS THE VANDALS!!

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:08

Kakarot: Jul 20, 2013; by zen death robot; Buglord

https://i.imgur.com/zCvjsgQ.gifv

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:27

Jimeth: Apr 14, 2016; Lackadaisical Phraseologist

peter gabriel posted:

'Tunnel Snakes rule OK'

Fixed that for you.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:28

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

There's always a bigger fish.

-Obi-Wan Kenobi

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:29

History Comes Inside!: Nov 20, 2004

Is there vanduul concept art yet

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:29

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Ghostlight posted:

I want Canadian poutine, none of this lovely American gravy on spuds bullshit.

Sorry, only got the Russian kind

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:32

Jimeth: Apr 14, 2016; Lackadaisical Phraseologist

Jobbo_Fett posted:

There's always a bigger fish.

-Obi-Wan Kenobi

I will find you, and I will kill you.

-John Travolta

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:33

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

orcinus posted:

Vaaanduuuuuuuls. Come out to plaaaa-eeee-aaaaay.

clinks spacebeer bottles between fingers

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:33

Thoatse: Feb 29, 2016; Lol said the scorpion, lmao

Lame

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:39

Jobbo_Fett: Mar 7, 2014; Slava Ukrayini; Clapping Larry

Jimeth posted:

I will find you, and I will kill you.

-John Travolta

PHOEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIX

-Bruce Willis

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:39

I.N.R.I: May 26, 2011

Hi,

its funny to scream at the videogame for 6 years. nonetheless, please remember to visit or call your parents wherever possible, because they'd surely like to hear from you and hear about your hobbies and lives et cetera. life is too short to let relationships fade away

# ? Oct 30, 2016 23:56

tooterfish: Jul 13, 2013

I.N.R.I posted:

its funny to scream at the videogame for 6 years.

Uh, what are you talking about Star Citizen has only been in development for 6 months.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:03

Ghostlight: Sep 25, 2009; maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me

I visited both my parents yesterday.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:04

Sunswipe: Feb 5, 2016; by Fluffdaddy

I phoned my parents and started telling them about Star Citizen. They hung up on me after an hour. Now what?

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:11

Gravity_Storm: Mar 1, 2016

peter gabriel posted:

I think they will be cigarette smoking cool dudes with shades on and bomber jackets and they will all carry spray paint cans to really hammer home the vandals play on words, every time they appear FULL BURN kicks in gently caress yes yo FULL BUUURRRNNN OMG IT IS THE VANDALS!!

Or Simply Red - money's too tight to mention

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:12

Hopper: Dec 28, 2004; BOOING! BOOING!; Grimey Drawer

AP posted:

Development continues.

https://twitter.com/banditloaf/status/792818269711310849

Even Ben's toy is Archered. Look at those nasty molding defects, that is not Lego....

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:16

Raskolnikov: Nov 25, 2003

How's the thread? I did exactly nothing for halloween. Woohoo?

Star Citizen is the best game that is never coming out ~~in this decade.~~

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Raskolnikov fucked around with this message at 00:19 on Oct 31, 2016

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:17

Jimeth: Apr 14, 2016; Lackadaisical Phraseologist

Jobbo_Fett posted:

PHOEEEEEEENIIIIIIIIIIIX

-Bruce Willis

I got shills, they're multiplyin'

-Chris Roberts

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:20

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

his nibs posted:

The Ewocatis

+42

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orcinus posted:

Expanded universe is to Star Wars what Brian Herbert is to Dune.
I mean. Come on, black lighstabers?

I see you've never been to a rave in the 90s.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:23

KM Scorchio: Feb 13, 2008; "If you don't find rape hilarious, you're a sensitive crybaby."

Sunswipe posted:

I phoned my parents and started telling them about Star Citizen. They hung up on me after an hour. Now what?

They disown you and live long happy lives without ever thinking of you again.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:27

MeLKoR: Dec 23, 2004; by FactsAreUseless

I.N.R.I posted:

Hi,

its funny to scream at the videogame for 6 years. nonetheless, please remember to visit or call your parents wherever possible, because they'd surely like to hear from you and hear about your hobbies and lives et cetera. life is too short to let relationships fade away

this feels like balm after getting taned

# ? Oct 31, 2016 00:30