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IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

The most photogenic grue I've ever almost seen.

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jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!



I want to pet a rhino

Kidney Stone
Dec 28, 2008

The worst pain ever!

jaegerx posted:

I want to pet a rhino

I did that several years ago in Prague Zoo - their skin is softer than expected.

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce

jaegerx posted:

I want to pet a rhino

I did this thing. And fed it. It's kind of like feeding a cow; their lips are so velvety but very good st putting the food into mouth. Also they are so goddamn big.

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Eponine posted:

I did this thing. And fed it. It's kind of like feeding a cow; their lips are so velvety but very good st putting the food into mouth. Also they are so goddamn big.

Multiply that mass by about three and you've got a triceratops. Wanna pet one of those. 7k pounds versus 25k.

dismas
Jul 31, 2008



man this is real cute but also seems like a really cute way to get mauled

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

dismas posted:

man this is real cute but also seems like a really cute way to get mauled

If a wild Rhino insists you give it scritches, you keep on giving it scritches until it decides otherwise.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Rhinos do not sound like you expect them to:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNCC6ZYI3SI

DaChurl
Nov 9, 2011

I'm not familiar with the type of thing I'm seeing.

something something the void stares back.

Knorth
Aug 19, 2014

Buglord
https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/793232341028208640

Tendai
Mar 16, 2007

"When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber."

Grimey Drawer




Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

[-]

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧



I came home today to find my dog dressed like this.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

"Hey, you gonna eat that?"

http://i.imgur.com/HAJIbOy.mp4

Zanael
Jan 30, 2007

Finn 3:16 says I just licorice
whipped your peppermint ass
Went to friends' house over the week end who have an outrageously fluffy and photogenic cat

my cat is norris
Mar 11, 2010

#onecallcat

Feets!

dupersaurus
Aug 1, 2012

Futurism was an art movement where dudes were all 'CARS ARE COOL AND THE PAST IS FOR CHUMPS. LET'S DRAW SOME CARS.'

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Antivehicular
Dec 30, 2011


I wanna sing one for the cars
That are right now headed silent down the highway
And it's dark and there is nobody driving And something has got to give


Butterscotch looking contented is always such a delight. I know he's a perfectly happy cat and all, but... the stare.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry
Butterbeans!

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer
My spotted cat has spotted toes.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.
What is it about cat feet that we are all so ridiculous about? Why are they so cute to us? When I leave for the day I have to remind myself that I made sure the cat's inside (she likes to run out and sometimes it takes me a minute to get out the door; she's 17 but can be quick when she wants to be), and it's always something like "yeah, I checked, I remember seeing her CUTE WIDDLE FEETIES sticking out from under the coffee table."

Little animal feeties are so cute...except humans. No one wants to touch our feeties, except weirdos.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


We love cat feet because THEY GOT THE BEANS

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

The only time I don't like cat feet is when the (relatively) fat cat is standing on my torso and I can feel every pound of her weight balanced on those cute widdle feeties. Thanks for the pressure on my floating ribs/bladder there Pixel, really appreciate it.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




It's cause pets occupy the same space in our brains as babies.

You ever see a new parent playing with their baby's feet? They'll do it for hours if you let them.

JD
Jan 11, 2003
It's also thrilling to touch their toes because your hand might get shredded

Alteisen
Jun 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

JD posted:

It's also thrilling to touch their toes because your hand might get shredded

The perfectly symmetrical shape of cat slashes is amazing in its own way.

I have one on my finger right now where the cat slashed the skin perfectly down the middle.

Foxhound
Sep 5, 2007
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xW2pnNXGLbk

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

Wrestlepig
Feb 25, 2011

my mum says im cool

Toilet Rascal

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


That cat looks photoshopped into the picture.

Melondog
Oct 9, 2006

:yeshaha:

muscles like this! posted:

That cat looks photoshopped into the picture.

I can tell by the purr-xels and having seen many a cat in my time.

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
http://i.imgur.com/HM8asft.mp4

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Segmentation Fox posted:

I can tell by the purr-xels and having seen many a cat in my time.

It's more that the perspective makes it look like the cat is huge. I want to hug the hueg cat

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007









THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO FARE EVADERS

poly and open-minded
Nov 22, 2006

In BOD we trust


dogs are too good for us

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

Doggos react

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPWWAWg_jGk

Transmogrifier
Dec 10, 2004


Systems at max!

Lipstick Apathy
:3: New "Where the Heck is Matt?" video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBJi0jZR7oQ

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Rexxed
May 1, 2010

Dis is amazing!
I gotta try dis!

Jaguar baby halloween:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jHwMc-nCfAg

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