[Mafia] Cat Lady Mafia

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Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Hello, and welcome to my home my beautiful darlings! All are welcome here to stay for a short while or live with me forever. I will feed you and take care of you, and if you're extra good I will give you treats! I do have one rule though, no fighting! If I catch you fighting, you'll need to leave. We all need to get along here. Of course why would you ever fight when I love you all so much. Now who wants some pets?

Welcome to Cat Lady Mafia, a role madness game for 13 players.

Some notes about this game: This is an unusual game. There are some normal roles but also a lot of variants on roles and some new roles. I did try to balance it, but it's been tricky so I make no promises. That said, this game is a direct response to Somber's Cloaks game. While it's not necessary for you to read that game or have played in it, I do suggest you read this post since it's what inspired me to make this game. Don't worry though, I'm not a total monster, there will be no death millers.

In addition to the regular vote there will also be a secondary vote each day wherein you try to win the favour of the Cat Lady who will give you a treat. To vote someone you make a ##treat vote. If you want to remove your treat vote then ##untreat. The treat vote is plurality and whoever has the most treat votes at the end of the day (or whenever someone is lynched) will get a treat. Treats are good! You want them and you want your team to get them! You may vote for yourself if you are a selfish cat.

Mafia Rules

Days will be 48 hours, Nights will be 24 hours.
Hangings will be majority (days can end in a no hang)
Thread will be closed at night
No fake day actions
No posting after hammer
No posting mod PMs
No editing posts
No outside communication unless your role says you're allowed
Don't lurk!!!!!!!!
Once the game starts I won't answer any questions in thread. PM me if you have questions.

Players

Replacements
-ANarc

Asiina fucked around with this message at 19:41 on Oct 31, 2016

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:42

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:54

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

i'm scared and very uncomfortable

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:44

sentimental snail: Nov 22, 2007; DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

unusual games are good and I wish that I played cloaks

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:48

Tired Moritz: Mar 25, 2012; wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

_{_{(n o i c e)}}

I like weird games!!

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:49

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

I am signing up for this mafia game

# ? Oct 29, 2016 17:54

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

I
Am
Catman

# ? Oct 29, 2016 18:04

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I lust. For pets.

# ? Oct 29, 2016 18:41

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

This game grabbed me by the pussy

# ? Oct 29, 2016 18:56

Soaring Kestrel: Nov 7, 2009; For Whiterock.; Fun Shoe

I am a Cat Person irl, I am very in

# ? Oct 29, 2016 19:20

King Burgundy: Sep 17, 2003; I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Ok.

# ? Oct 29, 2016 20:14

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Hello.

# ? Oct 29, 2016 20:42

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

So this is a fairly serious game where I expect people to actually try. If you guys are planning to just shitpost or lurk please do not sign up.

# ? Oct 29, 2016 20:52

CapitalistPig: Nov 3, 2005; A Winner is you!

Asiina posted:

So this is a fairly serious game where I expect people to actually try. If you guys are planning to just shitpost or lurk please do not sign up.

I'm gonna do it for you asiina

# ? Oct 29, 2016 21:05

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Asiina posted:

So this is a fairly serious game where I expect people to actually try. If you guys are planning to just shitpost or lurk please do not sign up.

# ? Oct 29, 2016 21:37

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

Retro Futurist posted:

Infinitum fucked around with this message at 22:46 on Oct 29, 2016

# ? Oct 29, 2016 22:44

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I mean, if you have to ask whether that applies to you...

# ? Oct 29, 2016 23:20

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

i still can't believe you wrote a game in response to cloaks.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 00:36

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

*finishes a book* "eh could have been better." *opens up Word*

# ? Oct 30, 2016 01:16

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

Somberbrero posted:

i still can't believe you wrote a game in response to cloaks.

Your idea and what you were trying to do was good, I want to try my own take on it.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 01:16

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

Asiina posted:

Your idea and what you were trying to do was good, I want to try my own take on it.

no it's really cool!

i am feeling inexplicable dread though.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 01:24

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

I hate myself but like cats :3:

so i will play and have a meltdown itt, if that's ok!

# ? Oct 30, 2016 01:30

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Asiina posted:

So this is a fairly serious game where I expect people to actually try. If you guys are planning to just shitpost or lurk please do not sign up.

intenet cat mafia roleplay is evry
seriuos

im gonna just watch this one. cat lady mafia is too intense for me!!

# ? Oct 30, 2016 01:54

Infinitum: Jul 30, 2004

I am Alley Cat, The strongest cat!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZDG4dlU5uY

# ? Oct 30, 2016 01:56

Somberbrero: Feb 14, 2009; ꜱʜʀɪᴍᴘ?

one time someone wrote a poem comparing me to a beautiful orange tabby and then we broke up.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 02:09

Anomalous Amalgam: Feb 13, 2015; by Nyc_Tattoo; Doctor Rope

Meow~!

# ? Oct 30, 2016 02:40

George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

Retro Futurist posted:

# ? Oct 30, 2016 02:45

George Kansas: Sep 1, 2008; preface all my posts with this

BottleKnight posted:

I'm here to confirm my admiration for uranus and his good posting.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 03:08

JimsonTheBetrayer: Oct 13, 2010; Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.

I don't see myself in the list. A travesty of the highest order.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 03:29

sentimental snail: Nov 22, 2007; DID YOU SEE MY
PEYOTE QUEEN?

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I don't see myself in the list. A travesty of the highest order.

you're a cat ghost, hence the blank spot

# ? Oct 30, 2016 03:35

The Duchess Smackarse: May 8, 2012; by Lowtax

I am going to win

# ? Oct 30, 2016 03:47

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

JimsonTheBetrayer posted:

I don't see myself in the list. A travesty of the highest order.

You should answer my PM then.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 03:59

AnonymousNarcotics: Aug 6, 2012; we will go far into the sea
you will take me
onto your back
never look back
never look back

Is there room for me?

# ? Oct 30, 2016 05:38

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

AnonymousNarcotics posted:

Is there room for me?

Sorry, we're just full. I was waiting for a response back from Jimson and he got it in.

I'll put you down as a replacement though.

With that we're full. Expect role PMs in a few hours.

As a note, I will be cracking down hard on lurking and people getting around lurking by contentless shitposting. I'm not going to wait until D3 to start prodding people.

# ? Oct 30, 2016 20:27

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

I got distracted by work and writing role PMs took longer than expected and now everything is ready but I don't want to start at night, so tomorrow morning this will start!

# ? Oct 31, 2016 04:25

Asiina: Apr 26, 2011; No going back; Grimey Drawer

quote:

Lynea surveys the house. Her little darlings are all around her. They're playing with toys, eating from some of the many food dishes, some are grooming each other (adorable!) and a great many are lazing around sleeping. She love cats and all the wonderful things they do. It has always been her dream to have a home where cats could live and not have to worry about anything. Now her dream is a reality! It's not easy though, with so many little fluffybutts there are bound to be some...conflicts. She does her very best to keep that to a minimum though, even if it does unfortunately sometimes mean a cat has to go. Usually a spritzer bottle will do though.

There's no time for such negative thoughts on such a wonderful cat filled day! She is in such a good mood she thinks she will hand out a treat today. Now, which cat should it go to...

Day 1 of Cat Lady Mafia starts now

Remember there is an ongoing treat mechanic. You can cast your treat vote using ##treat <player>. If you want to remove your vote without placing it on someone else you can ##untreat. Whoever has the most treat votes at the end of the day gets a treat!

# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:39

votefinder: Jul 6, 2010; scoop scoop

Votecount for Day 1

Not Voting (13): Anomalous Amalgam, BottleKnight, CapitalistPig, derp, Flying Leatherman, Infinitum, Jimmy Hats, JimsonTheBetrayer, King Burgundy, Retro Futurist, Somberbrero, this is a stickup, Tired Moritz

With 13 alive, it's 7 votes to execute. The current deadline is November 03^rd, 2016 at 9 p.m. EDT -- that's in about 3 days, 6 hours.

# ? Oct 31, 2016 19:40