MLB Offseason N/V- Rum, Sodomy, and Living in the Minor Leagues

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Timby: Dec 23, 2006; Your mother!

I still can't believe it happened

I can't stop smiling

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:17

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:34

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I burst into tears as soon as Rizzo made the final out.

I'm glad you're still alive. Party hard friend!

Go Cubs Go!

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:17

Craptacular!: Jul 9, 2001; Fuck the DH

This seems sort of relevant.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:18

420_Power_Rangers: Dec 9, 2014; Gotta Hate Something

I am super happy that, after being a cubs fan for as long as I can remember, they won it all. Cleveland played a hell of a series, but just lol at blowing a 3-1 lead in the series.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:19

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

now is the time for cubs fans to become as insufferable as red sox fans

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:19

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Congrats on the Hall of Fame, Theo.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:19

Feels Villeneuve: Oct 7, 2007; Setter is Better.

Crazy Ted posted:

Twins-Braves in 1991 was probably better just because of the sheer nerves caused by the game going scoreless into extra and Jack Morris pitching a 10-inning shutout in Game Seven of the loving World Series.

Also the Pirates' World Series winner (1961?) that ended in a loving walk-off dong in Game Seven.

Giants/Yankees in 1962 ended 1-0 on Willie McCovey hitting a hard line drive with men on second and third right into the second baseman's hand, which might be the best ending to a baseball game ever

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:20

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

God I hope they re-sign Fowler. Give him whatever he wants.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:20

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

corn on the cop posted:

now is the time for cubs fans to become as insufferable as red sox fans

That's not technically possible.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:21

Craptacular!: Jul 9, 2001; Fuck the DH

bad boy in the boy band posted:

Congrats on the Hall of Fame, Theo.

An owner going in the HOF would be kinda gross tbh

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:21

corn on the cop: Oct 12, 2012; Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

â Corey Dostoyevsky

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

That's not technically possible.

this is just the beginning of the cubs dynasty, just wait

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:22

Kilza: Oct 4, 2013

I'm primarily a hockey fan (as evidenced by my avatar), but I started watching baseball last year when the Blue Jays made their run into the playoffs. I had hoped for two years straight now that if the Blue Jays couldn't win then the Cubs would win. The fact they actually won, and the way they did, is just insane.

Congrats, Cubs fans. I'm happy for you and your team. :unsmith:

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:22

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Craptacular! posted:

An owner going in the HOF would be kinda gross tbh

He's not an owner, he's an executive.

He ended the two longest championship droughts in the history of American professional sports. He could announce his retirement tomorrow and he'd be in Cooperstown 5 years from now.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:22

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

What a way for Rossy to go out. Dude deserves it.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:23

beejay: Apr 7, 2002

Craptacular! posted:

An owner going in the HOF would be kinda gross tbh

Do you... do you not know who Theo Epstein is?

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:24

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

That's a hell of a lot of champagne provided by Binny's Beverage Depot.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:25

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

Theo is a baseball wizard.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:25

The_Hat: Sep 24, 2008

http://i.imgur.com/iCz2lSh.gifv

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:26

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

bad boy in the boy band posted:

That's a hell of a lot of champagne provided by Binny's Beverage Depot.

If you can't find it at Binnys it's probably not worth spraying all over.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:26

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

bad boy in the boy band posted:

He's not an owner, he's an executive.

He ended the two longest championship droughts in the history of American professional sports. He could announce his retirement tomorrow and he'd be in Cooperstown 5 years from now.

Everyone forgets the White Sox.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:26

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

beejay posted:

I can pretty honestly say I am satisfied for a long time. This is the best thing ever. I can watch next year without worrying and living and dying with each game. My god.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:27

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Wrong thread.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:26

Infidel Castro: Jun 8, 2010; Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

At least now whenever Cubs fans get all doom and gloom we have a good reason to tell them to shut the gently caress up.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:27

Craptacular!: Jul 9, 2001; Fuck the DH

beejay posted:

Do you... do you not know who Theo Epstein is?

Between the miracle story and outrage over somebody's Trump donations, I forgot who's who in the Cubs org due to fatigue. :sweatdrop:

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:28

Crazy Ted: Jul 29, 2003

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

Everyone forgets the White Sox.

poo poo even ESPN and MLB-N forgot about the White Sox - they both said at one point during the playoffs that Chicago hadn't seen a World Series game since 1946.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:27

Ammat The Ankh: Sep 7, 2010; Now, attempt to defeat me!
And I shall become a living legend!

I was rooting hard for the Cubs once it became clear that Cleveland could indeed blow a 3-1 lead so as a Warriors fan I thank you Chicago.

Now you Cubsing nerds are hereby prohibited from whining for the rest of your lives. That means you Sourkraut.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:27

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

I promise to not doom and gloom until after games end.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:28

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

HOLY poo poo THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES THIS REALLY HAPPENED WHAT THE gently caress

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:28

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

R.D. Mangles posted:

HOLY poo poo THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES THIS REALLY HAPPENED WHAT THE gently caress

I saw a pig flying outside and Satan was wearing a big winter coat.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:30

BigBallChunkyTime: Nov 25, 2011; Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.; Illegal Hen

Well I'm going to have to track down a copy of tomorrow's Tribune to frame, and also about 10 of the next Sports Illustrateds.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:31

kidcoelacanth: Sep 23, 2009

https://twitter.com/Babylonian/status/794046924852588544/video/1

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:32

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Here's the Miller Light ad that would've aired had Cleveland won.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:35

Jen X: Sep 29, 2014; To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

R.D. Mangles posted:

HOLY poo poo THE CUBS WON THE WORLD SERIES THIS REALLY HAPPENED WHAT THE gently caress

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:39

Jubs: Jul 11, 2006; Boy, I think it's about time I tell you the difference between a man and a woman. A woman isn't a woman unless she's pretty. And a man isn't a man unless he's ugly.

Cub fans can thank the Angels for winning the World Series.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:40

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

The 30 for 30/Ken Burns documentary about this game is going to be spectacular

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:41

tadashi: Feb 20, 2006

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:48

Kevlar v2.0: Dec 25, 2003; =^•⩊•^=

Was Pat Hughes' call of the final out as amazing as I dreamed it would be? I'm still partying in Cleveland. :toot:

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:48

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

And Theo wept for there were no more lands to conquer.

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:48

CubsWoo: Aug 17, 2005; Where the big boys RAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGH FUCK YOU

Press F to pay respects

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Was Pat Hughes' call of the final out as amazing as I dreamed it would be? I'm still partying in Cleveland.

Yes it was very good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OqsTb5eWSQA

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:50

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:34

Canned Sunshine: Nov 20, 2005; CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Ammat The Ankh posted:

I was rooting hard for the Cubs once it became clear that Cleveland could indeed blow a 3-1 lead so as a Warriors fan I thank you Chicago.

Now you Cubsing nerds are hereby prohibited from whining for the rest of your lives. That means you Sourkraut.

YESSIR!

# ? Nov 3, 2016 06:51

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