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cupitor
Oct 13, 2016
Just checked Derek's article. BTW, the guy legitimately complaining yesterday, see below, seemingly got kicked out by his org shortly after for being a filthy infidel.



e: tax


cupitor fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Nov 5, 2016

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Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

AP posted:

I couldn't live without Schadenfreude & Bavarian Ham.

We have Schadenfreude in Swedish but neither Götterdämmerung nor Fremdscham to my knowledge

A couple contemporary English words borrowed from Swedish: smorgasbord, ombudsman

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

a whole buncha crows posted:

Game has been dead for awhile they hid the need for cash really well, I said earlier if instead of discounts they sold jpegs of question marks they would of had no problems at all.

sandis q1 marketing push is to sell loot crates

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon
They really hosed up. They should have made the ships more expensive. Whales would have bought every ship left in stock (lol, stock) to be on the safe side for the next price hike. And feel like it's an investment. Prices go up (gotta adjust for all that new great content) and in the future EVERYONE ON THE PLANET will want a ship when the game is coming out!

Instead they try to.....what? Get in new players because a ship is only 2.5 times the price of a real, right now playable AAA-game instead of 3 times?

A Neurotic Jew
Feb 17, 2012

by exmarx

MeLKoR posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/twerk17/v/98926050?t=1h52m45s

:gary::salt:


e: :smugdon: "and if CIG ever wanted to pay us, and we had to, uh, say good things about the game? like, no!"

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

his nibs posted:

Kinda related but the 'Controversial' tab in the sub-reddit is hidden/removed for the same reason I'm guessing

Incidentally, that is where the best threads are usually found
https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/controversial/

Flarpy
Aug 13, 2016

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

We have Schadenfreude in Swedish but neither Götterdämmerung nor Fremdscham to my knowledge

A couple contemporary English words borrowed from Swedish: smorgasbord, ombudsman

Götterdämmerung is obviously just "Goddammit" with umlauts.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

:perfect:

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

We have Schadenfreude in Swedish but neither Götterdämmerung nor Fremdscham to my knowledge

A couple contemporary English words borrowed from Swedish: smorgasbord, ombudsman

We have “skämskudde”, which is close enough. :D

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Nicholas posted:

sandis q1 marketing push is to sell loot crates

VIRTUAL loot crates

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

:drat:

Good job son, see you in the 'ectrum.

notoriousman
Nov 18, 2007

I'M AWARE I'M
AN IDIOT

Samizdata posted:

VIRTUAL loot crates

The virtual loot crates will require digital keys to open.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Mr. Carlisle posted:

At this point it's obvious that Roberts isn't selling a game anymore so much as he's selling time. He's making GBS threads himself knowing that like Derek said the game as pitched will never be possible and he's built on impossibly broken code that is going to take years to get working even a tenth of what he originally pitched. He's selling time for himself with all the refactoring and introducing new ships and randomly breaking down new employees with vague statements saying things need fixed. He's hosed and working on a way to get out of it with the least amount of damage to his own ego. The game has probably been second to ego preservation for quite some time now.

That. Plus the fact that he is well aware by now that i) he's never going to be able to deliver the game promised ii) the money well is drying up iii) he's going to be torn apart - literally - once this shitshow collapses

And when that happens, people aren't going to be referring to the Microsoft fiasco anymore because they now have something much bigger and which eclipses that: The Star Citizen Fiasco

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



notoriousman posted:

The virtual loot crates will require digital keys to open.

Limited stock, BUY now, NEW CASH ONLY

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

TheLightPurges posted:

This guy is by far the stupidest, shilliest of the shills I recognize the avatar. And it says a lot that he sticks out to me from that crowd.

he makes lethality look like Derek smart.

Are you sure he's not a deeply undercover goon or special derek operative?



Because dude is trying to sabotage CIG.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

EminusSleepus posted:

you missed the most important thing that blasted slime ballsack cared his entire penis life



My god, I think I figured out Ben's plan. When this thing blows up he'll offer Kerri Lee the exclusive inside story and during all those nights discussing CIG by the fireplace love will slowly blossom.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

SomethingJones posted:

From ‘Sunny’s Diner’ 
Episode 3k13: Sandi Gardiner


Sunny:

What was your thesis on in business school?

Sandra Roberts, liar
Uhm, ah, it was… it… it… it was in INTERNATIONAL MARKETING… uhm… ah, moving in to… uhm… Australia moving in to the Asian markets. Uhm. At the time… uhh… and vice versa we had a lot of infux of China into Australia at that point… and I think we actually, uhm… *tch*… implemented like… NEW VISAS AND STUFF… I… I… think… ah, uh… I don’t know… I’ve been GONE so long I don’t know what it is now, but uhm… yeah it was basically in INTERNATIONAL MARKETING 

Sunny:
So you have not one but TWO masters then?

Sandra Roberts, liar
Correct. Yeah.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless
Sandi Gardiner, actress, marine biologist, tickle porn star, business master, night club hostess, best sales woman since she was a little girl. :sandance:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

MeLKoR posted:

My god, I think I figured out Ben's plan. When this thing blows up he'll offer Kerri Lee the exclusive inside story and during all those nights discussing CIG by the fireplace love will slowly blossom.

So, how is he going to ditch Alexis without losing all his precious Wing Commander collection in the divorce?

trucutru
Jul 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MeLKoR posted:

Sandi Gardiner, actress, marine biologist, tickle porn star, business master, night club hostess, best sales woman since she was a little girl. :sandance:

You forgot Quake champion gamer grrrl!

Samizdata posted:

So, how is he going to ditch Alexis without losing all his precious Wing Commander collection in the divorce?

Cheesecake factory

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

History Comes Inside! posted:

What is "Concern" when RSI forums refer to moving something there. I guess its a particular subforum but what is it? A subforum just for posts that are negative about the game? Why do they call it Concern?

Another brilliant idea executed by Ben. At one point, they were a bit troubled that all the threads identifying issues like the current one could be easilly seen in the various top level forums. So they created a deeply buried subforum - Concern - and said it was so they could identify and respond easier to backer concerns. It was obviously a dumping ground for embarrassing topics which CIG didn't want potential new backers to see, and almost immediately became exactly that. If something is sent to the Concern forum, it's pretty well dropped into the trash bin.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

trucutru posted:

You forgot Quake champion gamer grrrl!

…and all that — and the time required to hide it from the internet — before she turned 30.

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

TheLightPurges posted:

Ironically I think the biggest "blocker" to a mass revolt is Us. They desperately want to have the opposite opinion as naysaying goons and DS ilk they'll eat a whole bunch more poo poo than they normally would just to spite us. Because if they didn't then we'd be right.

If that's the cost of this thread's entertainment, us keeping the whole scam going a bit longer, letting people like Lazrin hand over more cash for things like a $750 Polaris, I'm ok with it.

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Samizdata posted:

So, how is he going to ditch Alexis without losing all his precious Wing Commander collection in the divorce?

They will take a Caribbean cruise with the CIG hush money and he'll push her overboard.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

Shoe designer!

MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

AP posted:

If that's the cost of this thread's entertainment, us keeping the whole scam going a bit longer, letting people like Lazrin hand over more cash for things like a $750 Polaris, I'm ok with it.

It's a feature, not a bug.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

Samizdata posted:

So, how is he going to ditch Alexis without losing all his precious Wing Commander collection in the divorce?

I'm sure it'll be an equitable split. He gets the WC stuff; she gets something of equal value, which I think both parties will agree means everything else.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

trucutru posted:

quote:

ManofManyAliases posted:
No. Evocati is getting 2.6 within the next 2 weeks. It'll reopen once it moves out of Evocati.
As part of the Evocati could you please tell me where the gently caress are you getting this?

His arse of course. Where most of that crap tends to come from.

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

Isn't Fuzzy Modem in jail?

Chunjee
Oct 27, 2004


I'll take your goon card if you keep referring to Star Citizen as a "game"

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer


lol

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

trucutru posted:

Big loving surprise you invertebrate.

Yeah, don't do that. He doesn't do that; so why should you?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

MeLKoR posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/twerk17/v/98926050?t=1h52m45s

:gary::salt:


e: :smugdon: "and if CIG ever wanted to pay us, and we had to, uh, say good things about the game? like, no!"

It's totally been worth skipping through boring Star Citizen streams for meltdowns so that you can watch the streamer have a meltdown about you doing it. Hey guys I thought you wanted viewers?

D_Smart
May 11, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
College Slice

A Neurotic Jew posted:

I believe in the idea that 2.6 will be out by the end of the year, it's plausible to me that they closed down the discord to allow for evocati chat.

I also believe that the reason it's taken them so long to talk about it is because they had to choose between releasing a real stinker now or waiting until next year, and they've ultimately chosen the former over the latter.

This is an absolute damned if you do damned if you don't situation. Many of the backers are now committed to the idea that CIG doesn't put out garbage to appease the impatient fanbase, so the complete lack of quality for this release will start a whole new round of dissonance within the community. Because of how long it took them to put it out the door, they are also now going to have to contend with comparisons to the just released Infinite Warfare.

On the other hand not releasing anything for the rest of the year probably would have been even worse for them in the short term.

Long term they are completely and irrevocably hosed, regardless of what they do.

I don't believe they will do it. There's a difference between "it works, but has bugs" and "it's pure and utter shite". Sources say - without reservation - it's currently the latter and that they'd need a miracle (or cut stuff out) in order to release this by year end.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

AP posted:

If that's the cost of this thread's entertainment, us keeping the whole scam going a bit longer, letting people like Lazrin hand over more cash for things like a $750 Polaris, I'm ok with it.

Wasn't it cheaper for idiots with fresh cash though

SomethingJones
Mar 6, 2016

<3

IncredibleIgloo posted:

Maybe they are concerned people have figured out it is a scam?

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer

Tijuana Bibliophile posted:

Wasn't it cheaper for idiots with fresh cash though

Lazrin probably insisted on paying full price, that's the kind of stand up guy he is. He wouldn't want Chris Roberts having to cut back on his vision for mop head physics and stationary buckets.

Tijuana Bibliophile
Dec 30, 2008

Scratchmo

D_Smart posted:

cut stuff out
Problem solved

Star Marine 2.0 ships with a 4v4 "boarding sim" with one exciting map: the starfarer (not flyable obv)

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/dsmart/status/794951581628321792

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EminusSleepus
Sep 28, 2015

D_Smart posted:

Isn't Fuzzy Modem in jail?

Fuzzy is the Sauron of pedophiles.....his earthly body might not be around but his pedo presence still lingers

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