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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


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sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent

Germansimp posted:

It was the Revolution. Yes, probably the most generic and most often used name for a stable in wrestling.
Until my dying day I will swear Hacksaw Jim Duggan turning heel on them and joining Team Canada (and shaving his beard!) in WCW '00 was a genuinely good idea. He even had a maple-leaf suit.

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Dario the Wop posted:

Until my dying day I will swear Hacksaw Jim Duggan turning heel on them and joining Team Canada (and shaving his beard!) in WCW '00 was a genuinely good idea. He even had a maple-leaf suit.

I always enjoyed Lance Storm renaming the US Heavyweight Title to the Canadian Heavyweight Title too

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I liked when they renamed the cruiserweight title to the 84kg title or something.

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

84 Snore!

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Gorn Myson posted:

The funniest outcome would be if TNA goes under and Dixie then successfully runs for high office.

She'll run the campaign but forget to ever file the paperwork to appear on the ballot.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Maxwell Lord posted:

She'll run the campaign but forget to ever file the paperwork to appear on the ballot.

One for Martin
Two for Martin

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Memento posted:

One for Martin
Two for Martin

Oh God you're right

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
I feel like I say this every month, but it's worth listening to the Stone Cold podcast with Dixie to understand just how clueless she is about everything. He shows remarkable restraint.

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

skaboomizzy posted:

I feel like I say this every month, but it's worth listening to the Stone Cold podcast with Dixie to understand just how clueless she is about everything. He shows remarkable restraint.

Of course he does, most wrestlers are super-nice when dealing with the mentally challenged.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

skaboomizzy posted:

I feel like I say this every month, but it's worth listening to the Stone Cold podcast with Dixie to understand just how clueless she is about everything. He shows remarkable restraint.

The best part is the several times Stone Cold is just stunned into silence.

rovert
Jun 10, 2013

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



That's a face that says "I'm not paid nearly enough to put up with this..."

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Austin really is amazing sometimes.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

whiteyfats posted:

Austin really is amazing sometimes.

I'm phone posting but his rant against Trader Joe's is amazing.

"THEY BUILT THE PARKING LOTS TO FUCKIN TRADER JOES TOO FUCKIN LITTLE"

DogsInSpace!
Sep 11, 2001


Fun Shoe

Dario the Wop posted:

Until my dying day I will swear Hacksaw Jim Duggan turning heel on them and joining Team Canada (and shaving his beard!) in WCW '00 was a genuinely good idea. He even had a maple-leaf suit.

skaboomizzy posted:

I liked when they renamed the cruiserweight title to the 84kg title or something.

A drat fine faction. Lance Storm was so good in that role.
Also here is the belt info: "At the time, Storm held three championships - the WCW United States Heavyweight Championship, the WCW Cruiserweight Championship and the WCW Hardcore Championship. Storm had renamed the championships the "Canadian Heavyweight Championship", "100 Kilos and Under Championship", and "Saskatchewan Hardcore International Title", respectively, placing large stickers featuring the Canadian flag on each title belt. " - just from wikipedia

Aye Doc posted:

Dixie then successfully defended her company against the predatory loansman, Billy Corgan.
This has been a hilarious turn of events. I joked about heroic Dixie overcoming the 90s washed up whiny friend of Alex Jones but I could never have dreamed up how it would go.
Billy: So I leant her a bunch of money and I'm fighting for the wrestlers rights.
Dixie Lawyers: Yeah but he's a payday loan company and thus a scammer.
Billy: But.... I'm not. I'm just a guy who loaned her money. She owes everyone money and doesn't pay her debts. SHE'S EVIL!
Dixie Lawyers: Judge - you will find evidence in this here briefcase <hands over briefcase full of money to Judge then fixes their bowtie>
Judge: I'll allow it
Billy: <Looks sad and tears gently fall from his pudgy cheeks>
Dixie: :911: Now to deal with the Nazis.
Dixie is a "true american hero"


This is a masterwork gem WrasslorMonkey. Thank you.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch
Lance Storm as a Canadian themed super villain was great. They really should have put Storm in a position of an on air authority figure at some point. One of the most underused authority gimmicks is the guy who tries to be 100% true neutral and cares only about wrestling.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

El Estrago Bonito posted:

Lance Storm as a Canadian themed super villain was great. They really should have put Storm in a position of an on air authority figure at some point. One of the most underused authority gimmicks is the guy who tries to be 100% true neutral and cares only about wrestling.

They did.

People just forget that after the three weeks where Storm won all the belts the angle went down the toilet and involved him feuding with Hugh G Rection and the Cat for months.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
And getting buried by Big Sexy.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

MassRafTer posted:

They did.

People just forget that after the three weeks where Storm won all the belts the angle went down the toilet and involved him feuding with Hugh G Rection and the Cat for months.

Hey, that was just WCW taking something cool, and that people liked, and ruining t through incompetence and tone-deafness.

Which is something that a fine company like TNA would never do.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost

oatgan pls change topic to Time For Dixie Cater to go

Dario the Wop
Oct 11, 2007

Hell-Sent, Heaven-Bent
This song is burned into my memory thanks to its overuse in commercials from my youth. These lyrics can't fit, no matter how you stretch or stuff them...

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


exploding mummy posted:

oatgan pls change topic to Time For Dixie Cater to go

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tag yourself, I'm him spelling Dixie Carter correctly once, but not in the title of the drat parody, and then he never spells it correctly again

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Chris James 2 posted:

Tag yourself, I'm him spelling Dixie Carter correctly once, but not in the title of the drat parody, and then he never spells it correctly again
I've noticed that this is a big trend among MRA and alt right types on the internet. Like if you misspell a thing, it proves you don't care about it enough to learn anything about it, or something.

Given TNA's fanbase and their association with Arokuxe, I would be entirely unsurprised.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

For what it's worth I don't think left-wingery is a good predictor of TNA fandom, at least as far as I've seen (outside of the fact that their viewership demos are heavily white, old, and male). The demented mod of TNA Mecca, for example, volunteered at the DNC.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Liberalism is a scam, much like TNA.

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

oatgan posted:

Aron Rex

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

xeR norA

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

coconono posted:

Liberalism is a scam, much like TNA.

combat liberalism wrestling, John 'mao' zandig's newest promotion

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Blast from the past:
https://twitter.com/davidbix/status/706929343046492160

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



ahahahahaha

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Hulkster dropping the legdrop of doom on Gawker still makes me laugh when I think about it.

GB888
Jan 28, 2004

The GB stands for "Great Boobs".

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007



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