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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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funmanguy posted:

Every morning I wake up and windmill slam the lamp next to the thermostat.

That's one resilient lamp!

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purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

funmanguy posted:

Every morning I wake up and windmill slam the lamp next to the thermostat.

Two hours including wind down every morning.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



funmanguy posted:

Every morning I wake up and windmill slam the lamp next to the thermostat.

i make the noises as i read this post out loud

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post
*coughs*

i love lamp

anchor mans

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
i'm permabanned user thermostomper58

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

Kristov posted:

Yeah, unfortunately if you're not involved in resource extraction, then there really just isn't any point to living in the country other than being afraid of crowds.

VideoTapir posted:

That is literally why my dad retired to a small town.

Even then, he won't even go to the store except in the middle of the night.

my dad posted:

Yes, that is the real reason. The rumors of me using nighttime to prepare a ritual for summoning Cthulhu to fight Mammon have been greatly exaggerated, I assure you.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Does my dad just search the forums for posts containing the phrase 'my dad' to comment on? Coz that's what I'd do.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

everyone needs a hobby i guess

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

Outrail posted:

Does my dad just search the forums for posts containing the phrase 'my dad' to comment on? Coz that's what I'd do.

Usernames like "my dad" exist to try to mine content for this very thread.

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous

Outrail posted:

Does my dad just search the forums for posts containing the phrase 'my dad' to comment on? Coz that's what I'd do.

<insert your mom joke here>

Nah, I only do it in threads I read,. Even then, it comes up way more often than I'm willing to try to make a joke out of it - goons loving love talking about their dads.

I actually avoided making such jokes for over a year because some goons were sending me "Hey, someone said "my dad" in <thread>, you have to post there" messages.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

yeah i get the same thing

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
*slams through door, out of breath* dude. there's a thread. you gotta post cosby in this thread.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
my dad has a DOWN JACKET FETISH and I can't stop talking about it.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I wish I could talk about my dad. :(

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Does anybody have T-Paine's pulled pork meltdown handy? I can't find it but I never get tired of reading it

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Does anybody have T-Paine's pulled pork meltdown handy? I can't find it but I never get tired of reading it
The rapper?

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Paladinus posted:

I wish I could talk about my dad. :(

youre in luck fam

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Koyaanisgoatse posted:

Does anybody have T-Paine's pulled pork meltdown handy? I can't find it but I never get tired of reading it

Ok, I need to see this. How can anyone get mad about pulled pork?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Love is like a box of thermostats.

Snooze Cruise
Feb 16, 2013

hey look,
a post

my dad posted:

<insert your mom joke here>

Nah, I only do it in threads I read,. Even then, it comes up way more often than I'm willing to try to make a joke out of it - goons loving love talking about their dads.

I actually avoided making such jokes for over a year because some goons were sending me "Hey, someone said "my dad" in <thread>, you have to post there" messages.

Mods change my username to "my dad's inbox"

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Solice Kirsk posted:

Ok, I need to see this. How can anyone get mad about pulled pork?

He wasn't actually angry, he was posting for comedic effect to make fun of some idiot who thought that a sandwich had pulled pork on it when it obviously didn't

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Koyaanisgoatse posted:

He wasn't actually angry, he was posting for comedic effect

nooo all the work ive put into the soon to be published 12 volumes of À la recherche du forums terrible has come undone

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Koyaanisgoatse posted:

He wasn't actually angry, he was posting for comedic effect to make fun of some idiot who thought that a sandwich had pulled pork on it when it obviously didn't

Oooh. Like the small pastries meltdown that goldmined the old anti-food porn thread.

goethe.cx
Apr 23, 2014


Powaqoatse posted:

nooo all the work ive put into the soon to be published 12 volumes of À la recherche du forums terrible has come undone

but enough about your proust history

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER

Solice Kirsk posted:

Oooh. Like the small pastries meltdown that goldmined the old anti-food porn thread.

What?

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

someone didn't know what prawns were

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Someone mistook shrimp for some kind of bread garnish.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005


LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Bomrek posted:

This image has never resonated more.


The_White_Crane posted:

I cannot tell what either of those foods are.

On the left we have... some rice? And courgettes, I think. And do I see bits of roast potato? Some curly things that look like they could be either meat or pastry, probably meat. Maybe some mushrooms in at the back?

On the right we have... Is it fish? Or maybe pork belly? On top of... uh... I'm gonna guess there's some tomato down there. Some yellowy thin stuff, maybe bell peppers? All floating in what looks kind of like orange juice? There's some green stuff, can't tell what that is. Spinach?

:shrug:

Both meals look pretty horrible.

goons make fun, white crane doubles down, comedy ensues.

e: there's a couple stretches of non-shrimp-related posts but I encourage you to continue reading

LITERALLY A BIRD has a new favorite as of 22:47 on Nov 6, 2016

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

quote:

Dude's been here since 2008. A few days ago he accidently revealed that he doesn't know what a shrimp is. Eight years of posting out the window, now he's shrimp guy. That's his legacy. In a few decades if you look up The _White_Crane it's just going to be an image of a shrimp, subtitle "what the gently caress is this, some kind of small pastry?"

VanSandman
Feb 16, 2011
SWAP.AVI EXCHANGER
Giggling like a moron at that thread. A real pro-click.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Edit:
can't figure out why it won't link and phone posting. It's a funny shrimp gif.

mod edit to fix the link :)

Somebody has a new favorite as of 02:25 on Nov 7, 2016

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

A closet seems like a pretty inconvenient gift. Just wrapping it would be a huge bother and actually getting it under the tree even more so.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

Koyaanisgoatse posted:

but enough about your proust history

don't want this lil nugget to get lost among the small pastries

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

the main thing that I get from the post about the lamp and the thermostat is that you don't want to marry someone who requires an entire closet dedicated to gifts purchased with no specific person in mind :psyduck:

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I like the idea of having an entire closet full of gifts. It's like something a 7 year old me would have wanted when I grew up.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

The gifts could be purchased with people in mind, but be awaiting the recipient's birthday or Christmas or whatever. Plus you have to keep all those wrapping supplies somewhere.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Subjunctive posted:

The gifts could be purchased with people in mind, but be awaiting the recipient's birthday or Christmas or whatever. Plus you have to keep all those wrapping supplies somewhere.

Wrapping supplies should always be stored in the Gift Wrapping Room. The hell is wrong with you?

Bunni-kat
May 25, 2010

Service Desk B-b-bunny...
How can-ca-caaaaan I
help-p-p-p you?

Subjunctive posted:

The gifts could be purchased with people in mind, but be awaiting the recipient's birthday or Christmas or whatever. Plus you have to keep all those wrapping supplies somewhere.

You also put bad gifts in there to regift/quickly pull out when the giver comes over.

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Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

It already is :allears:

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