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George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
if you are ever in a position where starbucks is your only option I have to say that a clover pourover is in like the 80th percentile of shop coffee. its a diamond in the rough or something because starbucks is loving garbage poo poo dishwater for people who hate the taste of coffee, a vessel for vanilla and caramel syrups

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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

had some p deece sludge today

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



coffe was loving caramel hazelnut today. i dumped it out and brewed some real poo poo

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cat Face Joe posted:

coffe was loving caramel hazelnut today. i dumped it out and brewed some real poo poo

good man

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes




:coffee::respek::coffee:

it was sitting on my desk and i could smell it. super hosed up that people will drink like it's normal coffee

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Inspector_666 posted:

are you a banquet hall?

this is what i use v:shobon:v

https://smile.amazon.com/Farberware-FCP240-2-4-Cup-Percolator-Stainless/dp/B00008ELEA/

Red_Fred
Oct 21, 2010


Fallen Rib

Cat Face Joe posted:

coffe was loving caramel hazelnut today. i dumped it out and brewed some real poo poo

How does that even happen?

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



Red_Fred posted:

How does that even happen?

irresponsibility

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Cat Face Joe posted:

coffe was loving caramel hazelnut today. i dumped it out and brewed some real poo poo

if u want that poo poo then pour some syrup in, jeez

putting hazelnut in th ebeans is treason

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


hazelnut is good and cool. just not in coffee

Red_Fred
Oct 21, 2010


Fallen Rib

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

hazelnut is good and cool. just not in coffee

Sorry but this is wrong, it's the most overrated nut variety I think

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.

Red_Fred posted:

Sorry but this is wrong, it's the most overrated nut variety I think

this seems like too strong a claim but i cant conjure a counterexample

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


GUYS IT'S FINALLY HERE


That's a general model for coffee dynamics in a drip pot brewer, from a new paper "Coffee extraction kinetics in a well mixed system".

Seems so obvious now that I look at it.

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


The worst part about hazelnut coffee is that syrup sticks to fuckin EVERYTHING. You'll never get the smell out of your grinder. Production facilities will generally run fully separate lines for any flavored beans due to this reason, and everyone in the industry loving hates them as a result. If you want to dump syrups into your drink like a fuckin 5 year old, do it after the coffee is brewed, slathering the roasted bean in it is just stupid.

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Visual GNUdio posted:

The worst part about hazelnut coffee is that syrup sticks to fuckin EVERYTHING. You'll never get the smell out of your grinder. Production facilities will generally run fully separate lines for any flavored beans due to this reason, and everyone in the industry loving hates them as a result. If you want to dump syrups into your drink like a fuckin 5 year old, do it after the coffee is brewed, slathering the roasted bean in it is just stupid.

i worked at a gas station during college. the coffee machine had three types -- normal, decaf, and hazelnut. i can no longer stand the smell of hazelnut coffee

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
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we breathin'
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Visual GNUdio posted:

GUYS IT'S FINALLY HERE


That's a general model for coffee dynamics in a drip pot brewer, from a new paper "Coffee extraction kinetics in a well mixed system".

Seems so obvious now that I look at it.

:eyepop:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013





http://journals.aps.org/pre/abstract/10.1103/PhysRevE.85.046117

Red_Fred
Oct 21, 2010


Fallen Rib

Visual GNUdio posted:

GUYS IT'S FINALLY HERE


That's a general model for coffee dynamics in a drip pot brewer, from a new paper "Coffee extraction kinetics in a well mixed system".

Seems so obvious now that I look at it.

Yeah I saw this article and immediately thought of you

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
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brewin' beans

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Captain Foo posted:

brewin' beans

- me, 1 hour ago

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

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we breathin'
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Podima posted:

- me, 1 hour ago

nice. coffee came out on the lighter side for some reason but the taste is still ok

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



haveing coffee

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

Podima posted:

at risk of heresy, does anyone else use a percolator?

Camping and tailgating, gotta get up early and get drunk af to watch footbaw and that means bean power

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cat Face Joe posted:

haveing coffee

nice

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

maniacdevnull posted:

Camping and tailgating, gotta get up early and get drunk af to watch footbaw and that means bean power

pro moves

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair

Cat Face Joe posted:

haveing coffee

same

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
those nature valley crunchy cereal bars are only good when you dip them in coffee.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
perc's empty now :sludgepal:

Inspector_666
Oct 7, 2003

benny with the good hair
hey do any of you do bulletproof coffee?

Red_Fred
Oct 21, 2010


Fallen Rib
Today is a beans day, I'm excited

Cocoa Crispies
Jul 20, 2001

Vehicular Manslaughter!

Pillbug

Inspector_666 posted:

hey do any of you do bulletproof coffee?

no, i drink my coffee black, not blasted with coconut oil and supplements

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
cold brew concentrate + protein shake = good times

good for gettin yo coffee fix @ the gym

Star War Sex Parrot
Oct 2, 2003

Malcolm XML posted:

cold brew concentrate + protein shake = good times

good for gettin yo coffee fix @ the gym
did all of this before work today :hfive:

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Cocoa Crispies posted:

no, i drink my coffee black, not blasted with coconut oil and supplements

Malcolm XML
Aug 8, 2009

I always knew it would end like this.
time for the bean order ....

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


someone tell me a good bean grinder to buy a loved one for xmas please and thank you

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


she mostly does press coffee ad sometimes the little metal kettle one on the stove

Bhodi
Dec 9, 2007

Oh, it's just a cat.
Pillbug

Malcolm XML posted:

cold brew concentrate + protein shake = good times

good for gettin yo coffee fix @ the gym

What flavor do you use? I've tried a few bit didn't like it much

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

St Evan Echoes posted:

someone tell me a good bean grinder to buy a loved one for xmas please and thank you

filter my poasts itt, I've linked the one I use a few times

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jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Podima posted:

filter my poasts itt, I've linked the one I use a few times
:tipshat:

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