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ManofManyAliases
Mar 21, 2016
ToastOfManySmarts


Can't post for 3 hours!

TheAgent posted:

he should get a refund though, buy a ps4 and play some games with me

gonna get titanfall 2 during black friday for like $15

I already have one. X-bone too. What can I say, im Asian: we love our video games.

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

kilus aof posted:

Wait, in universe Roberts Space Industries invented Star Citizen's form of warp drive? When a creator self inserts themselves into a story like that it is a sure sign of quality.



:agreed: Think of the personality of the kind of person who would do this. There is no humility.

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

A good shop of my work :golfclap:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
CIG admits the new "variants" are literally paint and weapon swaps. How much more are people paying for them again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFg_dkqIuVs

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

So apparently CIG has been doing updates every day with new ships, and they've actually been releasing videos to go with them. For reasons that escape anyone they only post the videos on their site, but they're all basically Space Jeremy Clarkson talking about the various manufacturers.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMGs63MsSBI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FSFjR0p4Z8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eKotGpwjbE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxJj-Tkp8P4

Some previously unseen ships are seen in the background, like the Starfarer Gemini (a tanker with a giant fuckoff missile launcher) and the Drake Caterpillar (the one that apparently turns into a portable strip club).

You would think CIG would put all of these assets into a level players could walk around or something.

True, but with CIG, in-engine is just code for "Don't look at it sideways or it will crash".

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

FactsAreUseless posted:

The Eating Pussy Megathread is in GBS anyway.

not in gws?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

CIG admits the new "variants" are literally paint and weapon swaps. How much more are people paying for them again?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFg_dkqIuVs


NOT PAY TO WIN, NOT AT ALL! :colbert:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
What is the origin of the "since she was a little girl " meme?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

cool new Polack jokes posted:

What is the origin of the "since she was a little girl " meme?

Sandi literally said she was the best woman in marketing ever since she was a little girl in an email to Beer.

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?
im the posters calling out other posters for 'caring too much' while quickly approaching page 6500 of the star citizen thread

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
poo poo, sorry, ALLEGED emails because those objective, smart, handsome, and investigative pioneers of journalism INN and Dolvak said they were fake.

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Nicholas posted:

im the posters calling out other posters for 'caring too much' while quickly approaching page 6500 of the star citizen thread

Holy poo poo. Jesus christ man. Thanks for putting that into perspective. I gotta make sure I'm ready for that sweet 6500 pagesnype.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Sandi literally said she was the best woman in marketing ever since she was a little girl in an email to Beer.

:ughh:

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry
Also well-dressed.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Right?

Also, to the guy asking about buying Titanfall 2 on sale: Do it. It's good. Definitely $15 good.

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

Propagandist posted:

Holy poo poo. Jesus christ man. Thanks for putting that into perspective. I gotta make sure I'm ready for that sweet 6500 pagesnype.

i have some great gifs lined up so im hoping we get there tonight

:justpost:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
Did those PC Games guys melt their Ark with SC yet?

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry


I am one of the best saleswomen in the world without a shadow of a doubt and always have been since I was a very small girl.

Damn Dirty Ape
Jan 23, 2015

I love you Dr. Zaius



woah woah woah. $15 titanfall 2?

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
T

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
TA

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
TAN

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
TANE

A Neurotic Corncob
Nov 12, 2016

A light wind swept over the corn, and all nature laughed in the sunshine.

cool new Polack jokes posted:

What is the origin of the "since she was a little girl " meme?







full exchange:
http://imgur.com/a/BIlWu

e;fb

A Neurotic Corncob fucked around with this message at 02:49 on Nov 22, 2016

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
Aaannnndddd

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
The tickler in black

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
The bunny with the nerf gun and the sex dolls

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
PARP

POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug
and on the fourth tane he rose again

Speaking of "again," is the UK branch still delinquent with their filings? Every time I think about the whole enterprise's financial statements, I start feeling like Mr. Burns.

Excellent.

Which is clearly not how MoMA feels tonight.

milk milk lemonade
Jul 29, 2016
I'm coming Derek!!!!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Jobbo_Fett
Mar 7, 2014

Slava Ukrayini

Clapping Larry

POOL IS CLOSED posted:

and on the fourth tane he rose again

Speaking of "again," is the UK branch still delinquent with their filings? Every time I think about the whole enterprise's financial statements, I start feeling like Mr. Burns.

Excellent.

Which is clearly not how MoMA feels tonight.

Last I recall, they had missed this years filing.

Nicholas
Mar 7, 2001

Were those not fine days, when we drank of clear honey, and spoke in calm tones of our love for the stuff?

http://i.imgur.com/41TXgw7.gifv
http://i.imgur.com/NuzHO3d.gifv

Kosumo
Apr 9, 2016

ManofManyAliases posted:

I already have one. X-bone too. What can I say, im Asian: we love our video games.

Racist oval office

ripptide
Jul 28, 2016

Kosumo posted:

Racist oval office

Hey, hey, hey......he's not racist.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
Page 6,500 without Derek feels... wrong, somehow. Like something is missing.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

milk milk lemonade posted:

The bunny with the nerf gun and the sex dolls

For posterity

Cuz wtf you can't just put something like that without elaboration

On the other hand, there are no words :shrug:

A large farva
Sep 5, 2006

Ramrod XTreme
When I look into your posts
I can see a sperg in pain,
But darlin' when you're scamming
You know I'll find your domains.

Nothin' lasts forever
And we both know accounts can change
And it's hard to keep my modship
In the cold November rain


Goon night sweet warlord.

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015






Jesus Christ, CIG.


cool new Polack jokes posted:

For posterity

Cuz wtf you can't just put something like that without elaboration

On the other hand, there are no words :shrug:

No but there's about a hundred pictures...

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POOL IS CLOSED
Jul 14, 2011

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
Pillbug

Jobbo_Fett posted:

Last I recall, they had missed this years filing.

Yeah, I was wondering if they'd actually finally filed late... Probably not.

One of my least favorite things with annual filings of any sort was how upper management would interfere with and massage the reports I had to sign my name to and, to add insult to injury, often waited so long to give approval that we missed statutory deadlines. I'm sure things aren't much different at CIG.

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